Guys' dating horror stories

[purpleheadd07]

mabait nga eh, namimigay ng pera, 1 million pogi points!

[TTJ]

nasabihan ata nung nag arrange ng date na balikbayan si rev.

[saveitforlater]

downside din yan ng pagkakaron ng "poging kotse."

Pag mukhang madami kang pera, hahabulin ka talaga ng mga kawatan.

[jen_buga]

Talagang tinitira ni jen ang pagkalalaki ko.. mukhang kailangan ko nanamang maglabas ng panibagong bold pic ha

porke nag comment lang ako e bigla ka ng nasa -suck-dal? naman!

ONT: natutuwa ako sa mga dating horror stories ng mga lalaki, palagi nalang pera ang usapan..payo nalang, just don't make an impression to anyone na, me pera kayo para wala nalang mga ganitong kwento..

kung gagastos na rin lang kayo para wala nalang samaan nang loob pick up nalang kayo sa daan, at least alam na..wala pang "nabibitin"..

[TTJ]

jen,mas madali ata kung turuan mo na lang kapwa mong mga babae kung paano mahiya. that is,assuming,marunong ka.

[jen_buga]

jen,mas madali ata kung turuan mo na lang kapwa mong mga babae kung paano mahiya. that is,assuming,marunong ka.

alam mo hindi natin pwedeng saklawan ang mga desisyon ng kapwa nating gender..so kung sa assuming marunong ako, pinalaki naman ako ng lola ko ng maayos..oo nga maldita ako at butangera, bargas at kung anu-ano pa pero hindi ako oportunista..kaya kong kitain at paghirapan ang ihahain ko sa lamesa ko..

as for dates, ang first rule ko lagi ay : to make the best out of it..tao kang kinausap, magpakita ka at magpakatao..ganun kasimple

[TTJ]

may nang indian ata kay jen dito.

[jen_buga]

may nang indian ata kay jen dito.

indian? hmmm..cant recall, most of the time nagpapakita naman sila..

what i mean by the post is, kahit na hindi ko type or di ko gusto, sinisipot ko pa rin..nag effort ang tao di ba?

[TTJ]

indian? hmmm..cant recall, most of the time nagpapakita naman sila..

what i mean by the post is, kahit na hindi ko type or di ko gusto, sinisipot ko pa rin..nag effort ang tao di ba?

baka naman kasi deep inside,alam mong wala kang karapatang mamili.

[jen_buga]

baka naman kasi deep inside,alam mong wala kang karapatang mamili.

o di para matuwa ka, ako na ang pangit! masaya ka na?

[TTJ]

o di para matuwa ka, ako na ang pangit! masaya ka na?

di pa.nandito ka pa sa thread eh.

[jen_buga]

di pa.nandito ka pa sa thread eh.

paulit ulit? repost?

you don't own pex my dear ttj, i will post whenever i like for as long as i follow forum rules

now if it's not too much to ask , tumigil ka na pwede ba?

ot na kasi masyado, masyado ng personal ang mga birada mo

[Nils]

paulit ulit? repost?

you don't own pex my dear ttj, i will post whenever i like for as long as i follow forum rules

now if it's not too much to ask , tumigil ka na pwede ba?

ot na kasi masyado, masyado ng personal ang mga birada mo

type ka lang ni jed... old school... iinisin ka tas paiibign ka...

[jen_buga]

type ka lang ni jed... old school... iinisin ka tas paiibign ka...

ganyan lang talaga iyan si TTJ, sir nils..

sir nils wala ka bang maise share jang horror story at nang ma on topic naman tayo?

[Nils]

Just a few weeks ago..

A friend sent me a link of her sister's friend and told me that she's game. She was pretty hot. Big boobs, nice legs, chinita. So i got her number and we exchanged messages and met a few days later.

She told me that it was her sister's birthday but she would still meet me and that she was "excited". I appreciated the gesture, so when she asked if we could buy a cake for her sister i gladly said yes. We met somewhere in pque and she was dressed to kill. She was sexier in the pics but her face was spot on.

When she got in the car she immediately said, "Let's go to Conti's so we can buy the cake na." Hmmm... ok, and so we went. When we got there, she ordered the store's most expensive cake and an entire box of sweets. I was a bit surprised but just paid for the stuff and we left.

We went to a nearby bar for some food and drinks. She ordered the most expensive stuff on the menu and I thought to myself "that's ok, it's a date after all". But then later on she said, "Can we take one of these to go?" pointing to the pizza. At this point we were talking about some pretty hardcore stuff and she was literally saying that I'll be experiencing that in a while, so I thought she was thinking about bringing the food to the room later. But when the pizza came she said "Yan, may breakfast nako." WTF?! An entire pizza for breakfast?!

Pero sige, other head thinking na e. So I signaled for the bill and we left the bar. She said, "dun na lang tayo sa house namen, walang tao dun", I said "Ok", and she started giving me roadhead. To her credit, it was the best bj I've had in a while. This girl knows how to treat a d1ck.

On the way to her house, while I was enjoying her mouth (yes, I admit, she was that good), she suddenly stopped and asked if we could pass by the drugstore to buy her nebulizer kasi may hika daw sha, and she needs that when she does exciting things. At this point mejo naaasar nako pero sige, gentleman naman tayo at tagl1bog na, so sige. I parked in front, she went down and told me to wait. 2 minutes later she went back out and said "Kulang pera ko, pengeng P800 dali!" Sige na, para matapos na lang, I gave her 1k. Pagbalik sa koche, she said "tara", wala man lang sukli (hindi ko din naman tatanggapin pero diba?) When we got to her house she told me to wait in the car while she checks if walang tao sa house nila (kala ko ba wala?!). She opened the back door, kinuha mga food na pinabili niya, and went in the house. After 5 minutes, she texted me that her granny was mad and that she couldn't go out anymore.

Vanessa, if you're reading this, thanks for the massive blueballs you gave me that night.

dude... sabihin mo dun sa kaibigan mo wag na wag nya nang irereto yung babaeng yun kung ayaw nyang mawalan ng kaibigan...

[Nils]

ganyan lang talaga iyan si TTJ, sir nils..

sir nils wala ka bang maise share jang horror story at nang ma on topic naman tayo?

hindi ako nakikipag date... magagalit si esmi...

[jen_buga]

hindi ako nakikipag date... magagalit si esmi...

malamang hindi mo ipopost dito..patay kang bata ka! baka magmukha kang ghost pag na julie yap daza ka

[_aiya_]

rev = nasa-suck-dal

rev gusto kita i-suck-dal!

dame kong tawa sa horror suck-story mo!

[Gspotter69]

Idol ka talaga Rev.

Taas talaga kamay ko sayo. isa kang tunay na lalaki mejo bastos pero maginoo!

[revhard]

Idol ka talaga Rev.

Taas talaga kamay ko sayo. isa kang tunay na lalaki mejo bastos pero maginoo!

Maginoo pero masakit ang itlog