Guys' dating horror stories

[MariaHINAYUPAK]

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[rushmoretpc]

Haha.. nice 1 again sir john..
Sobrang test test na yan maria hehe..

[setsunai]

I have one though sorry am not a guy...

I have a friend who set me up with a blinda date with her bf's friend. I really don't want to go then kasi freshly out from a relationship ako nun... But then she was adamant to.... Unknown to me, which I found out later, di pa din niya nameet yung guy...hayst....

So ayun, I went with my friend and her bf dun sa restau to meet the guy...which ended up to be her bf's boss.... 45 yo, mataba as in mga 220lbs fat,maitim, madaming pimple and amoy sibuyas literally....

Trying to be courteous, I still joined them... I was wearing white skirt then and a green shirt. His first question was "Are you wearing panties kasi I like girls wearing none." Still trying to be polite I told am not that type of girl. Then he started bragging of his money, business his BMW car... At that time I was already texting another friend to call me kunwari may emergency.... When he again turned to me tapos sabi niya, "I bet di kasya sa isang kamay ko boobs mo..." Hek I really slapped him then...forget about courteousness and told my friend that I can't stay there any longer than necessary.... My God are guys really just like sex-machines???? Sorry though... Or is there something in me that pushed the thought in him???!!!

[Yian Yian]

^WTF!!!! he deserved what you did!!! kulang pa nga eh.. dapat sinapak mo!

[setsunai]

^WTF!!!! he deserved what you did!!! kulang pa nga eh.. dapat sinapak mo!

Uhm di ko kaya yun...enough na yung napahiya siya in public with a slap on the face....

[newhir]

wahahaha!! sinabihan mo sana baboy damo, kapre, panget..yucky!!! lol

[setsunai]

wahahaha!! sinabihan mo sana baboy damo, kapre, panget..yucky!!! lol

next time i will...

[pushpop]

2. Aunt Lennie told me you're great with kids. If we hit it off, yo's momma's gonna have plenty of kids we can play with. hahahahahaha. (didn't get the exact phrase, but those were some heavy ebonics stuff, I'm sure.)

that's advanced planning for ya

3. After I complemented her outfit, here's her reply: Hey, thanks. Do you know that i was voted prom queen in senior high? Have you ever dated a beauty queen or a model? (not sure, but she seems to be equating prom queen with beauty queen - that sent shivers down my spine- Big TIme.)

Then here's the clincher:

I didn't mind that she eats a lot but she farts a lot too. YES. I can darn hear them! Fortunately I didn't smell them. - or i'll be dead even before I fly back to Manila.

Finally, the coupe de grace:

She has this skin dirt clinging on between her forearm and biceps. That skin opposite the elbow (don't know what it's called). She must've noticed me staring at it, as she promptly dipped her fingers into her flippin' juice and skillfully rubbed those dirt off her skin, producing nasty slivers of gelled err... booger-like shits. I literally blurted "diri" while watching her do that. She laughed and asked me what was that. I replied, "oh. Nothing." That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

In fairness, she's a pretty interesting and funny individual, but definitely not a girlfriend material. - at least not for me.

love your story!!!

was so stressed this morning, but your post made me laugh

thanks for sharing

[pushpop]

I have one though sorry am not a guy...

I have a friend who set me up with a blinda date with her bf's friend. I really don't want to go then kasi freshly out from a relationship ako nun... But then she was adamant to.... Unknown to me, which I found out later, di pa din niya nameet yung guy...hayst....

So ayun, I went with my friend and her bf dun sa restau to meet the guy...which ended up to be her bf's boss.... 45 yo, mataba as in mga 220lbs fat,maitim, madaming pimple and amoy sibuyas literally....

Trying to be courteous, I still joined them... I was wearing white skirt then and a green shirt. His first question was "Are you wearing panties kasi I like girls wearing none." Still trying to be polite I told am not that type of girl. Then he started bragging of his money, business his BMW car... At that time I was already texting another friend to call me kunwari may emergency.... When he again turned to me tapos sabi niya, "I bet di kasya sa isang kamay ko boobs mo..." Hek I really slapped him then...forget about courteousness and told my friend that I can't stay there any longer than necessary.... My God are guys really just like sex-machines???? Sorry though... Or is there something in me that pushed the thought in him???!!!

hay naku... sana sinigaw mo - get away from me, you DIRTY OLD MAN!

[bada]

I have one though sorry am not a guy...

I have a friend who set me up with a blinda date with her bf's friend. I really don't want to go then kasi freshly out from a relationship ako nun... But then she was adamant to.... Unknown to me, which I found out later, di pa din niya nameet yung guy...hayst....

So ayun, I went with my friend and her bf dun sa restau to meet the guy...which ended up to be her bf's boss.... 45 yo, mataba as in mga 220lbs fat,maitim, madaming pimple and amoy sibuyas literally....

Trying to be courteous, I still joined them... I was wearing white skirt then and a green shirt. His first question was "Are you wearing panties kasi I like girls wearing none." Still trying to be polite I told am not that type of girl. Then he started bragging of his money, business his BMW car... At that time I was already texting another friend to call me kunwari may emergency.... When he again turned to me tapos sabi niya, "I bet di kasya sa isang kamay ko boobs mo..." Hek I really slapped him then...forget about courteousness and told my friend that I can't stay there any longer than necessary.... My God are guys really just like sex-machines???? Sorry though... Or is there something in me that pushed the thought in him???!!!

amabait mo naman te..yun lang ginawa mo?! geez! kung ako yun gagawa talaga ko ng eksena na tipong ika to trauma niya talaga for a month or so..my god! that was 2 much of disgrace no

[setsunai]

hay naku... sana sinigaw mo - get away from me, you DIRTY OLD MAN!

the slap on the face i think said it all...... pipol naman was looking at him na! am sure he can't go out ng di na pagtitinginan...

[setsunai]

amabait mo naman te..yun lang ginawa mo?! geez! kung ako yun gagawa talaga ko ng eksena na tipong ika to trauma niya talaga for a month or so..my god! that was 2 much of disgrace no

a disgrace for him.... yung friend ko one month na nagso-sorry sa 'kin, pati bf niya sorry ng sorry sa kaniya hehehehe.....

[Yian Yian]

^hahaha.. ano ba naman 'tong bf nya.. hindi marunong kumilatis??

[setsunai]

^hahaha.. ano ba naman 'tong bf nya.. hindi marunong kumilatis??

most guys are naman di ba?

[fated]

this happened 1999 nung uso pa ang MIRC chat.

i had this chatmate back then who i used to call ate as she was 3 years older than me and we became really close.
if i was not online, we often talk on the phone and share stories.

as all dating stories here, we then decided to meet up.

i never asked her to describe herself as i have not told her about me, just to be fair. we just planned a place and meet there.

was not really surprised as to what she looks like, more like i kinda expected it. 5'2 height, 220 lbs, dark (i'll let you guys imagine how she would look like with those vague details)

she was with her younger sister, totally hot and was really a looker. i was checking her out (down boy!) but i kept myself from doing it. i catch her secretly looking at me, then she would turn away once i caught her.

i wanted to treat them out to lunch, but they're running late to school so i had to send them off.

then she called me up after the EB, my chatmate told me that she had a thing for me, and so does her sister. i just couldn't tell her that i liked her sister too. talk about really messed up!

she would still get in touch with me from time to time until it stopped 9 years ago. napansin niya din siguro na iniiwasan ko na siya.

[setsunai]

amfufu you blew up your chance....hayst...

[luks7210]

Setsunai: daan ka muna sa Selda 69 under subforum Personals. thanks!

Madami kwento mga guys dun.

[BerryCheese]

mine happened nung ojt ko. i caught this kinda chubby officemate frequently glancing at me. since i was just a trainee i tried to be nice so I smiled lang everytime our eyes accidentally met. i didnt realized it was sort of invitation for him para mag feeling close. bigla na lang sya minsan uupo sa tabi ko. mag jojoke or kahit ano parang papansin. i was friendlynaman to him. then one night medyo late ako nakauwi. napansin ko nasa office pa rin sya. turned out he was there for me. sabi nya on the way daw naman yung bahay ko sa lugar nila so he will bring me home.i felt i was trapped to agree. and yeah sort of taking advantage of the ride. hirap na rin sumakay that time. to my suprise nagstop sya sa may mcdonalds just a few blocks away from the ofice. as in nagpark talaga talagang gustong magdine in. sabi nya tara, kain muna tayo. hesitantly i get out of the car. in my mind kung alam ko lang na kakain pa to di na ko sumabay. which i also said out loud after a while..haha naglakas loob muna. ewan ko parang i dont want to be seen with him. he looked okay naman kaya lang not my kind of guy. eh ang young ko pa nun hahaha syempre i was still very superficial.. anyway sabi ko kakain ka pa pala una na lang ako, nagmamadali kase ako etc etc. instead nag order sya and tinake out. on the road ang dami nyang personal questions and nagpaparamdam, I was quite taciturn. I just gave him a tiny smile. the next morning sa office ang lakas magkwento. grabe gabi na ko nakauwi..natraffic na ko eh. kinain ko na yung tinake out natin. i look askance at him. i was like hello. ano to feeling mo nagdate tayo kagabi. pero I let it slide. totoo naman we were together. That was the first and last time I rode his car. although there were several invites pa after that. I started to shun so away from him esp when he started to act out as if there's something bet us. he would suddenly put food/drinks on my desk seryoso ka dyan. kain ka muna. One time nahuli nya ko binbigay ko sa katabi ko yung nilagay nyang soda. I made friends outside his circle. tas everytime na kakausapin nya ko seryoso talaga mukha ko. finally i think he got the message. we were civil naman til my last day.

[setsunai]

mine happened nung ojt ko. i caught this kinda chubby officemate frequently glancing at me. since i was just a trainee i tried to be nice so I smiled lang everytime our eyes accidentally met. i didnt realized it was sort of invitation for him para mag feeling close. bigla na lang sya minsan uupo sa tabi ko. mag jojoke or kahit ano parang papansin. i was friendlynaman to him. then one night medyo late ako nakauwi. napansin ko nasa office pa rin sya. turned out he was there for me. sabi nya on the way daw naman yung bahay ko sa lugar nila so he will bring me home.i felt i was trapped to agree. and yeah sort of taking advantage of the ride. hirap na rin sumakay that time. to my suprise nagstop sya sa may mcdonalds just a few blocks away from the ofice. as in nagpark talaga talagang gustong magdine in. sabi nya tara, kain muna tayo. hesitantly i get out of the car. in my mind kung alam ko lang na kakain pa to di na ko sumabay. which i also said out loud after a while..haha naglakas loob muna. ewan ko parang i dont want to be seen with him. he looked okay naman kaya lang not my kind of guy. eh ang young ko pa nun hahaha syempre i was still very superficial.. anyway sabi ko kakain ka pa pala una na lang ako, nagmamadali kase ako etc etc. instead nag order sya and tinake out. on the road ang dami nyang personal questions and nagpaparamdam, I was quite taciturn. I just gave him a tiny smile. the next morning sa office ang lakas magkwento. grabe gabi na ko nakauwi..natraffic na ko eh. kinain ko na yung tinake out natin. i look askance at him. i was like hello. ano to feeling mo nagdate tayo kagabi. pero I let it slide. totoo naman we were together. That was the first and last time I rode his car. although there were several invites pa after that. I started to shun so away from him esp when he started to act out as if there's something bet us. he would suddenly put food/drinks on my desk seryoso ka dyan. kain ka muna. One time nahuli nya ko binbigay ko sa katabi ko yung nilagay nyang soda. I made friends outside his circle. tas everytime na kakausapin nya ko seryoso talaga mukha ko. finally i think he got the message. we were civil naman til my last day.

wahahahaha natawa talaga ko....oo nga may ganyang mga guys/gals na basta nagkanginitian akala type na nu?....

[bada]

mine happened nung ojt ko. i caught this kinda chubby officemate frequently glancing at me. since i was just a trainee i tried to be nice so I smiled lang everytime our eyes accidentally met. i didnt realized it was sort of invitation for him para mag feeling close. bigla na lang sya minsan uupo sa tabi ko. mag jojoke or kahit ano parang papansin. i was friendlynaman to him. then one night medyo late ako nakauwi. napansin ko nasa office pa rin sya. turned out he was there for me. sabi nya on the way daw naman yung bahay ko sa lugar nila so he will bring me home.i felt i was trapped to agree. and yeah sort of taking advantage of the ride. hirap na rin sumakay that time. to my suprise nagstop sya sa may mcdonalds just a few blocks away from the ofice. as in nagpark talaga talagang gustong magdine in. sabi nya tara, kain muna tayo. hesitantly i get out of the car. in my mind kung alam ko lang na kakain pa to di na ko sumabay. which i also said out loud after a while..haha naglakas loob muna. ewan ko parang i dont want to be seen with him. he looked okay naman kaya lang not my kind of guy. eh ang young ko pa nun hahaha syempre i was still very superficial.. anyway sabi ko kakain ka pa pala una na lang ako, nagmamadali kase ako etc etc. instead nag order sya and tinake out. on the road ang dami nyang personal questions and nagpaparamdam, I was quite taciturn. I just gave him a tiny smile. the next morning sa office ang lakas magkwento. grabe gabi na ko nakauwi..natraffic na ko eh. kinain ko na yung tinake out natin. i look askance at him. i was like hello. ano to feeling mo nagdate tayo kagabi. pero I let it slide. totoo naman we were together. That was the first and last time I rode his car. although there were several invites pa after that. I started to shun so away from him esp when he started to act out as if there's something bet us. he would suddenly put food/drinks on my desk seryoso ka dyan. kain ka muna. One time nahuli nya ko binbigay ko sa katabi ko yung nilagay nyang soda. I made friends outside his circle. tas everytime na kakausapin nya ko seryoso talaga mukha ko. finally i think he got the message. we were civil naman til my last day.

whats his name miss? my ganyan din kasi akong officemate and his name starts with G.lol haha..baka siya din yun naalala ko siya,,..parating feeling close