Guys' dating horror stories

[LaTtE`M]

I know that this might have been brought up some time ago, but since there's no search function right now...

Peepz, any dating "horror stories" to share?

[Buwoy]

Not really a date, just an EB...

A chatmate and I decided to meep up sa starbux rockwell. So ayun, punta ako, punta siya, bitbit niya friend niya. so we had coffee, my treat (mabait ako eh...) tapos talk ng konti. maya maya, napansin ko na text na lang siya ng text, and i ended up talking to her friend (alam mo Latte, di ko talaga alam pano idescribe). Tapos maya maya, may tinawagan siya, friend, asking about her assignment, and yung friend na kasama niya kept nudging her and saying "huy, kausapin mo naman yang kasama mo". Syempre, at that point, i kinda felt unwanted pero i didn't know kung paano aalis ng matino (na hindi magmumukhang basang sisiw). Then after mga 30 mins, dumating yung boyfriend ng friend niya and nag argue sila, tapos after 10 more mins (na di ako halos pinansin nung ka EB ko) sabi iya sa akin she has to go kasi nagaaway nanaman daw yung friend niya and bf and kailangan niya pacify. Good thing na andun din yung isa ko pang friend (sa different table nga lang) and sabi ko doon sa ka EB ko i'll just join my other friend na lang.

SO ayun, after that di ko na sinagot text niya or calls. Maybe she was disapponted with me (fyi, di rin siya maganda) pero i believe na it's common courtesy to at least put up a nice front kahit na disappointed ka sa date mo...

(gulo ba kwento ko?)

[LaTtE`M]

Deh, okay lang. 'Di naman magulo.

Badtrip yan ah... hehehe. Oh well.

Any more stories?

[SeniLe_Man]

hehehe.. i have one..

well, i dont know if you'll consider it as "horror"..

basically.. i had this eye on a particular girl for some time now.. and i got to know her really well..

so one day i just had the urge to ask her out.. lame as this may sound.. i asked her out to watch a play with me.. sa may UP.. dont asked me what it was.. all i can say is that it S UCKED..

we met at the MRT station.. i thought ladly luck was finally smiling my way when lo and behold.. there she was.. with 3 of her friends.. all girls to boot! she said that the 3 were gonna watch the play too (we were all required to do so)...

so there i was.. quiet the whole time on our way to UP.. they were completely ignoring me.. then we had to hail a cab cuz it started to rain.. (k lang na ako nagbayad)

when we got there things just got even worse....
the play just absolutely S UCKED.. and the girl i liked didnt even talk to me! she even fell asleep nga..

when it was over we all went out, ate dinner and headed our seperate ways.. geesh.. what a day..

[SeniLe_Man]

hehehe.. i have one..

well, i dont know if you'll consider it as "horror"..

basically.. i had this eye on a particular girl for some time now.. and i got to know her really well..

so one day i just had the urge to ask her out.. lame as this may sound.. i asked her out to watch a play with me.. sa may Ateneo.. dont asked me what it was.. all i can say is that it S UCKED..

we met at the MRT station.. i thought ladly luck was finally smiling my way when lo and behold.. there she was.. with 4 of her friends.. all girls to boot! she said that the 4 were gonna watch the play too (we were all required to do so)...

so there i was.. quiet the whole time on our way to Ateneo.. they were completely ignoring me.. then we had to hail a cab cuz it started to rain.. (k lang na ako nagbayad)

when we got there things just got even worse....
the play just absolutely S UCKED.. and the girl i liked didnt even talk to me! she even fell asleep nga..

what a day it was..

[reign_summers]

okay... i may not be a guy pero i want to share this to everyone...

months ago, there was this guy who asked me out. since it was a "friendly date" - or so i thought, i agreed. we ate out. since hindi naman kami sobrang close, we just talked about stuff related to ourselves...the thing is, everytime he asks me about something, (eg: hangouts) he always butts in. parang ganito:

guy: so, where do you usually hang out?
me: im not really the outgoing type...id rather...
(biglang sisingit)
guy: talaga? bakit naman? kami nga ng tropa ko tambay kami sa (wherever) and then after that we'll go to (wherever). sabi nga ng friend ko mas okay daw doon kasi mas mahal...okay lang. its kindda fun nga eh..yun nga lang hassle kasi.....blah..blah...blah...blah...

okay..so i just listened to him...tapos biglang tatanungin ako, "why are you so quiet?" ~>naman!!!

after dinner, we played billiards...okay na sana eh..kaso ayaw nya yata ng natatalo..everytime he'd miss a shot, umiiling sya and i can hear him saying, "tang***! sayang!!!

maryosep....wala ng sumunod na date after nun!

[LaTtE`M]

SeniLe_Man badtrip talaga kapag sumisingit yung girls, ginagawang girl's night out, sabay ikaw yung pinagbabayad. Hindi ka pa pinansin nung deyt mo... badtrip

reign_summers, I think he's more interested in showing how cool he is than he is interested in you.

Anymore horror stories? Medyo tame pa ito eh!

[c0ngster]

ah the date from hell. i wrote about it some time ago.

i dont wanna type the whole thing over, lets just say that the chick was so ghetto that she even took MY left-over home.

i still cringe at the thought of going out with someone like that.

[reign_summers]

Originally posted by LaTtE`M


reign_summers, I think he's more interested in showing how cool he is than he is interested in you.

oh yeah...he is. puro yabang lang..nagtanong pa! bat daw hindi ko na sya pinapansin, tampo pa daw kunwari...tapos biglang, "i was wondering if we can go out again...my friend's tita owns this cool place and play billiards. maybe we can have another one-on-one!" ~> ayaw paawat!!!

[Blister]

i remember this guy, who keeps on talking about how pathetic he is.. (including his virginity)

parang bang he's expecting me to say... "oh poor baby" never!!!!!

[Bryan_Fury]

Originally posted by Blister
i remember this guy, who keeps on talking about how pathetic he is.. (including his virginity)

parang bang he's expecting me to say... "oh poor baby" never!!!!!

I see.....I so he's using the "GET THE GIRL'S SYMPATHY AND GET LAID" Technique LUMANG STYLE NA YAN!!!!!!!


Buti hindi ka nag-give in sa mga pa-drama effect niya.......Madami kasing gumagamit niyan kapag alam na mas-aggressive yung girl sa kanya hehehehehe or kapag talagang hindi na niya mapigilan yung L*BOG niya



Hindi kasi nagbabasa nung mga "DATING RULES" ni pareng CoNgster eh hehehehehe


5. never compliment your date. the lower the self esteem of your date, the easier youll get her. this works specially with really attractive women who are so used to men drooling over them. women
like that always need assurance and you dont give it to them, their self esteem goes down and they have sex with you that night.



NEVER PUT YOURSELF DOWN! KASI BAKA MASYADONG TUMAAS YUNG SELF-ESTEEM NUNG DATE MO!

[Blister]

Originally posted by Bryan_Fury
I see.....I so he's using the "GET THE GIRL'S SYMPATHY AND GET LAID" Technique LUMANG STYLE NA YAN!!!!!!!

I know! and not to mention that I hate pathetic guys so much ...specially the "proudly pathetic" ones. thats so gay

Buti hindi ka nag-give in sa mga pa-drama effect niya.......Madami kasing gumagamit niyan kapag alam na mas-aggressive yung girl sa kanya hehehehehe or kapag talagang hindi na niya mapigilan yung L*BOG niya

not even! ewww...

theres no way im gonna be dragged down by a fogyish guy like that.

[LaTtE`M]

Word for the day: Pathetic

[noodles1602]

well...i couldn't think of any bad dates except for this guy who was sort of a blind date (my friend pushed me into it). we met and though he wasn't physically attractive to me (he's average-ish) damn, he smelled great!

so we watched this movie "scorpion king" and he gave this remark--"pasensha ka na ha? di na kasi showing ang scorpion nights. bwihihih!!!" i dunno how i should've reacted to that he said it as if he's wishing that's what were watching. and inside the theater he kept commenting on how hot the chick on the movie was and then blabbed about his fhm collections. i was really dumbfounded, he could've told me we'll be having that sleazy talk i should've come prepared.

anyways, the date ended with me starving like i could eat a whole carabao with my bare hands (i swear i wanna wring his neck but i can't keep from smelling him when he's back is turned!) he forgot to ask me if i have eaten or i think he did that on purpose (jerk!). we parted ways and he texted me "bakit parang uwing-uwi ka na?" and i answered back "gutum na gutom na kasi ako eh!" and he said--"dapat sinabi mo. we could've dropped by my place. akala ko kasi uwing-uwi ka na kaya di na ko nagyaya." eeehhhkkkk!!!! i got off to the nearest 24 hour food chain cozit was kinda late. that dumba$$.

i never went out with him afterwards and i'm using a different number now. but his scent kept hunting me though. dang! he smelled soooo good. i liked his smell, wonder what cologne he's wearing...

-noodles

[noodles1602]

my guy friends were talking about their horror dates. there is this one particular girl they just crack up whenever my guy friend who dated her remembers how it went. the girl was REALLY gorgeous he sez, so he asked her out. when she ordered she said: "one FINE EYFOL juice please". and if that wasn't enuff when they got off the place she said--"okay pala sa hard rock KAPEH noh?!"

i swear those guys always seem like they're gonna die laughing whenever that story comes up. sheesh...he never asked her out again. i guess the gorgeous part wasn't enuff after all.

-noodles

[LaTtE`M]

noodles1602,

Mukhang tinipid ka ng date mo ah Baka kulang sa laman ng wallet.

Naubos kakabili ng FHM

As for his perfume, tiyaga lang... mahahanap mo rin yung perfume niya. Tapos sabihin mo sa S.O. mo na you want him to wear that perfume. You're going to have very interesting dates afterward

[noodles1602]

that perv...funny coz the next two days i imagined the tricycle driver or a lady passenger or anyone near me smelling like him. pathetic really. that's all i got from that stupid date. his scent. bwehehe... next time siguro i should ask first if the guy i'm going to date has fhm collections to make sure. a girl's gotta eat you know...

er, do u have an fhm collection LaTtE`X? bwehehe!!!

just teasin' again,
-noodles

[LaTtE`M]

Originally posted by noodles1602
that perv...funny coz the next two days i imagined the tricycle driver or a lady passenger or anyone near me smelling like him. pathetic really. that's all i got from that stupid date. his scent. bwehehe... next time siguro i should ask first if the guy i'm going to date has fhm collections to make sure. a girl's gotta eat you know...

er, do u have an fhm collection LaTtE`X? bwehehe!!!

just teasin' again,
-noodles

I don't collect them, but I do have the 2002 100 sexiest women edition. I'm still thinking if I'll get the 2003 Calendar

LaTtE`X? I use that nick in mIRC.

[junebride]

meron na pala girls na nag-share kaya sali na den ako...di ko lam kung horror date to para sa inyo pero para saken que horror talaga!

meron ako dati na naka-date... ok na sana e, gwaping talaga...
kung looks lang pag-uusapan, pasado na... pero naman....

tama ba na sa unang date e pag-usapan ang religion... catholic ako, sya nd... ano pa ba ang expected pag religion ang pinag-usapan e di labo-labo na... syempre, alangan naman magpatalo ko e faith ko na yung nakasalalay... kung views about politics or any other thing ok lang na palampasin ko sya pero religion, no way!

anyways, yun na nga... kainis to the max kasi parang buong gabi religion ang pinagtatalunan namen... tumahimik lang kame ng kumakain na kame...

ako expected ko, that would be the last time na i would hear from him... aba at tumawag pa... asking me, kung pwede daw namin i-workout ang relationship... sabi ko nd kasi magkaiba kame ng paniniwala... ang sabi nd naman daw big factor ang religion sa relationship... e kulang na nga lang e magsapakan kame, nd pa big factor! hay talaga naman...

[zippo_d_frog]

This thread is really funny.
The reason why people end up with horror dates is that we interface with people we hardly know. And some people just have different perspective about what ticks and what does not, angles of interest etc.

What amuses me the most is the diversity of people choosing to meet and immerse. Sometimes it works and leads to romantic affinity and the rest.... ARE YOUR STORIES....

Keep the funny stories coming in. Honestly, it made me smile this morning.