Most unforgettable Kapamilya Teleserye scenes and lines

fetch dickson · Nov 6, 2009, 10:31 PM

MULA SA PUSO

Magda to Selina: "Gusto mo bang buksan ko pa ang kabaong ng anak ko? Nang makita mo ang lahat ng kasamaang ginawa mo sakin?!"
Scene: Bus explosion at the terminal where Via is while Selina laughs so hard.
Selina: "Magsasama tayong pupunta sa impiyerno!"
Via: "Mag isa ka!"

PANGAKO SA'YO

Amor Powers: "Matitikam nyo ang batas, ng alipin!"
Claudia to Amor: "Amor, amor amor.."
Scene: Binuhusan ng tubig ni Claudia si Amor, gumanti naman si Amor.

IISA PA LAMANG:

Scarlet to Catherine: "You're just a gold digger in red!"
Catherine to Scarlet: "Desperate housewife from hell!"
Isadora to Catherine: "Ang ganda ganda mo ngayon, ang sarap mo patayin!"

krsitina2008 · Nov 6, 2009, 10:52 PM

MSKM

JB Berenguer to Celine Magsaysay : I never said that i love you..

CHISMOSA_pa_rin · Nov 7, 2009, 06:47 AM

IPL

Scarlet: Ikaw ba, totoong nagdadalamhati ka? Kasi napansin ko, kaya mong mag-biro. Kaya lang ang corny mo! Anyway, gusto ko lang malaman mo na lahat nang 'to, hindi 'to permanente. Lahat nang iyan, babawiin ko iyan sa 'yo!
Catherine: Sige! Maglaro tayo, agawan ng yaman! Pero kung ako sa'yo, kakabahan ako, kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh ikaw?

Isadora: Oh aren't you excited to see me?
Scarlet: Excited? Alam mo bang mas excited pa akong magpunta ng dentista at mag pa root canal kesa ang makaharap ka?
Isadora: Ikaw naman, nagpapaka-funny. Kung ang lahat ng bulok na ngipin ay kasing ganda ko, o di wala ng bibili ng toothpaste… I'm so witty
Scarlet: Ano ba talagang pakay mo? I'm sure hindi naman ang kapakanan ng dental industry ang pinunta mo dito di ba? Business? Monkey business?
Isadora: Oo, at napaka disenteng monkey business. Politics.

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 08:32 AM

MSKM2

Corazon: Cheers for the son who abandoned their mother! and for the sl.ut who take them away!(sabay buhos ng champagne kay Celine)

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 03:53 PM

MSKM2

Lena to Jackie

Lena: Hoy babae ang tatay mo at tatay ko nagkataon iisa lang kung ayaw mong maniwala WALA akong pakielam!!!!!

Celine: Hu-wow, very well said!!!

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 03:57 PM

Ysabella

Victoria Amarillo: Introducing the newest addition to Florencia's menu, My recipe Victoria's chicken!!!!

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 04:08 PM

MSKM2

Celine to JB

Celine: There is no stopping the future JB, I've just want our love story to come full circle, I wanted to end where I started loving you and the love our love,, It was the best!!!!
(bg music can't cry hard enough by Sam Milby)

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 04:11 PM

MSKM1

Celine: Yes! I 'am a slu.t!, but I 'am the best slu.t in town! (with matching iyak at german accent)

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 04:14 PM

MSKM2

Celine to Lena

Celine: Lena cr@p!!! ur one big heap of cr@p!!!

----
di namn halatang fan ako ni Celine!!!!!!!!!!

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 04:36 PM

Florinda

Florinda to Rachel at mga Pulis

Florinda: (inosente effect ang muka) Wala nga akong kasalanan di ko sha pinatay!!! Rachel diba naniniwala ka sakin!!?!!?

biglang lumabas si Criselda nag bago ang expression ni Florinda naging tiger look!!

Florinda: (with matching duro) Yan!! yan ang criminal!!!
Criselda: ma'm anu poh yun??
Florinda: (nilabas ang scapular) anu toh ha kala ko ba nag iisa lang toh sinungaling ka!(nagwala)
sinungaling ka yan ang criminal tignan niyo may sugat yan sa kamay(pinosas si Florinda ng mga pulis habang sinisipa niya yung lamesa)
Criselda: ma'm Rachel wala poh akong alam sa sinasabi ni ma'm Florinda!!!!!!!

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 04:45 PM

The Wedding

Candice: Introducing my great love, Mr. Marlon Manalac!!

jaceeness16 · Nov 7, 2009, 04:56 PM

MSKM Book 1 : JB's letter to Celine

---

My Dear Celine,

One day I will disappear completely. The letters will mean nothing.
The world will get tired of me.
You will get tired of me.
I will get tired of myself.
I'm dying but I will never get tired of you.

For you there will be no endings.
I will say your name over and over.
Like a refrain and a prayer to no one.

Then I'll be a flower. The one you'll never pick.
And will endure the breathless waiting 'till boundaries disappear.

With nothing to do I make new constellations.
Images of you as I remember.
Dancing, sitting, walking...
They are stars from a different view.

But still I see nothing but you.
Unfurling like a flower.
Swiveling like a leaf.

I once watched you sleep beside me.
It was dark then.
But the darkness is deeper now.

Tonight in my dreams I will see you.
My lady clothed only in light.

Like a kite I'm giving myself up to the wind.
I've made friends with the sun.
Confused the birds with strange and distant voyages.
But it is you that ties the thread and holds me down.

Like a kite I will forever hold your hand.
And with the burning human longing in your hands, I surrender.
I will never get tired of you.
For you there will be no endings.

I will say your name over and over.
Celine, Celine...
Like a refrain.
My prayer to no one.

You know I will never get far and there is no need for my return.
Only travellers leave.
I've never been a traveller for I have never left.
I am lost simply.

I wanted to be in a place I have never been and will never be of all destinations.
I longed to be lost in the fields of your hair.
Lost among your thoughts as you are already in mine.

You are my will to live.
My life started when I loved you,
and that's how I wanted to end.

Yours forever,
JB

jaceeness16 · Nov 7, 2009, 05:02 PM

IISA PA LAMANG

Scarlet: "You're just a gold digger in red!"... "Damn you!!!!"
Cate: Same to you.. anak!

Scarlet: tapos ka nang maging gold-digger in red. tapos ka nang maging merry widow in black. puwede ka na ngayong dirty mistress in dirty brown.

..Damn me, damn you. karma's a bi.tch and so are we.

jaceeness16 · Nov 7, 2009, 05:04 PM

MAGING SINO KA MAN

Jackie to Eli: Gustong kong marining na ayaw mo; na ayaw mong magpakasal ako na ayaw mong mawala ako dahil gusto mo ko.. dahil mahal mo ko, dahil ako mahal kita!

..Mahal kita Eli.. pero ako lang naman yun eh, Ako lang ang nagmamahal..

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 05:05 PM

Iisa pa Lamang

Scarlet to Katherine

Scarlet: Tapos na tayu sa agawan ng yaman next level na agawan ng mapapangasawa!!

urgirl=Rosenda · Nov 7, 2009, 05:06 PM

iisa pa lamang

scarlet: good luck b*tch!
catherine: may the best b*tch win!

====
scarlet: nagswiswimming ka lang naka-diamonds ka pa!
catherine: siyempre...diamonds are forever...like me.

Negra-c-Kirara · Nov 7, 2009, 05:09 PM

MSKM2

Celine to Onay

Celine: C'mon Onay
Onay: Ms. Celine saan tayu pupunta?!?
Celine: Were gonna go to that b!tch and we will show her what to chever means!!!
Onay: ok Go!!!!
(sabay sakay sa tricycle!!)

urgirl=Rosenda · Nov 7, 2009, 05:10 PM

Iisa pa lamang

sophia: kumpara sa'yo anghel ang ina ko!
catherine: Anghel na may sungay!

sophia:*slap*
catherine: *superslap*

jaceeness16 · Nov 7, 2009, 05:10 PM

MAGING SINO KA MAN

Dona Corazon Berrenguer to Celine : Don't be silly. I don't hate you hija.. I just find you rather cheap.. and I don't want cheap women hanging around my son..

jaceeness16 · Nov 7, 2009, 05:12 PM

PANGAKO SA 'YO

Claudia Buenavista to Amor Powers : Hindi ako makapaniwala na ang business partner ko ay isang.. dating katulong. Magkano naman ang ginastos mo para matutunan ang character ng isang socialite?!


Nov 6, 2009, 10:31 PM	#1
fetch dickson love it. admit it. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Makati City	Most unforgettable Kapamilya Teleserye scenes and lines MULA SA PUSO Magda to Selina: "Gusto mo bang buksan ko pa ang kabaong ng anak ko? Nang makita mo ang lahat ng kasamaang ginawa mo sakin?!" Scene: Bus explosion at the terminal where Via is while Selina laughs so hard. Selina: "Magsasama tayong pupunta sa impiyerno!" Via: "Mag isa ka!" PANGAKO SA'YO Amor Powers: "Matitikam nyo ang batas, ng alipin!" Claudia to Amor: "Amor, amor amor.." Scene: Binuhusan ng tubig ni Claudia si Amor, gumanti naman si Amor. IISA PA LAMANG: Scarlet to Catherine: "You're just a gold digger in red!" Catherine to Scarlet: "Desperate housewife from hell!" Isadora to Catherine: "Ang ganda ganda mo ngayon, ang sarap mo patayin!"


Nov 7, 2009, 04:11 PM	#8
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM1 Celine: Yes! I 'am a slu.t!, but I 'am the best slu.t in town! (with matching iyak at german accent) Last edited by Negra-c-Kirara : Nov 7, 2009 at 04:48 PM.


Nov 6, 2009, 10:52 PM	#2
krsitina2008 Samuel Lloyd Milby Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: K of C	MSKM *JB Berenguer to Celine Magsaysay* : I never said that i love you..


Nov 7, 2009, 06:47 AM	#3
CHISMOSA_pa_rin BBS JAKE Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Cainta, Rizal	IPL Scarlet: Ikaw ba, totoong nagdadalamhati ka? Kasi napansin ko, kaya mong mag-biro. Kaya lang ang corny mo! Anyway, gusto ko lang malaman mo na lahat nang 'to, hindi 'to permanente. Lahat nang iyan, babawiin ko iyan sa 'yo! Catherine: Sige! Maglaro tayo, agawan ng yaman! Pero kung ako sa'yo, kakabahan ako, kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh ikaw? Isadora: Oh aren't you excited to see me? Scarlet: Excited? Alam mo bang mas excited pa akong magpunta ng dentista at mag pa root canal kesa ang makaharap ka? Isadora: Ikaw naman, nagpapaka-funny. Kung ang lahat ng bulok na ngipin ay kasing ganda ko, o di wala ng bibili ng toothpaste… I'm so witty Scarlet: Ano ba talagang pakay mo? I'm sure hindi naman ang kapakanan ng dental industry ang pinunta mo dito di ba? Business? Monkey business? Isadora: Oo, at napaka disenteng monkey business. Politics.


Nov 7, 2009, 08:32 AM	#4
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM2 Corazon: Cheers for the son who abandoned their mother! and for the sl.ut who take them away!(sabay buhos ng champagne kay Celine)


Nov 7, 2009, 03:53 PM	#5
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM2 Lena to Jackie Lena: Hoy babae ang tatay mo at tatay ko nagkataon iisa lang kung ayaw mong maniwala WALA akong pakielam!!!!! Celine: Hu-wow, very well said!!!


Nov 7, 2009, 03:57 PM	#6
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	Ysabella Victoria Amarillo: Introducing the newest addition to Florencia's menu, My recipe Victoria's chicken!!!!


Nov 7, 2009, 04:08 PM	#7
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM2 Celine to JB Celine: There is no stopping the future JB, I've just want our love story to come full circle, I wanted to end where I started loving you and the love our love,, It was the best!!!! (bg music can't cry hard enough by Sam Milby)


Nov 7, 2009, 04:14 PM	#9
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM2 Celine to Lena Celine: Lena cr@p!!! ur one big heap of cr@p!!! ---- di namn halatang fan ako ni Celine!!!!!!!!!!


Nov 7, 2009, 04:36 PM	#10
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	Florinda Florinda to Rachel at mga Pulis Florinda: (inosente effect ang muka) Wala nga akong kasalanan di ko sha pinatay!!! Rachel diba naniniwala ka sakin!!?!!? biglang lumabas si Criselda nag bago ang expression ni Florinda naging tiger look!! Florinda: (with matching duro) Yan!! yan ang criminal!!! Criselda: ma'm anu poh yun?? Florinda: (nilabas ang scapular) anu toh ha kala ko ba nag iisa lang toh sinungaling ka!(nagwala) sinungaling ka yan ang criminal tignan niyo may sugat yan sa kamay(pinosas si Florinda ng mga pulis habang sinisipa niya yung lamesa) Criselda: ma'm Rachel wala poh akong alam sa sinasabi ni ma'm Florinda!!!!!!!


Nov 7, 2009, 04:45 PM	#11
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	The Wedding Candice: Introducing my great love, Mr. Marlon Manalac!!


Nov 7, 2009, 04:56 PM	#12
jaceeness16 Kapamilya PEXer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Makati City	MSKM Book 1 : JB's letter to Celine --- My Dear Celine, One day I will disappear completely. The letters will mean nothing. The world will get tired of me. You will get tired of me. I will get tired of myself. I'm dying but I will never get tired of you. For you there will be no endings. I will say your name over and over. Like a refrain and a prayer to no one. Then I'll be a flower. The one you'll never pick. And will endure the breathless waiting 'till boundaries disappear. With nothing to do I make new constellations. Images of you as I remember. Dancing, sitting, walking... They are stars from a different view. But still I see nothing but you. Unfurling like a flower. Swiveling like a leaf. I once watched you sleep beside me. It was dark then. But the darkness is deeper now. Tonight in my dreams I will see you. My lady clothed only in light. Like a kite I'm giving myself up to the wind. I've made friends with the sun. Confused the birds with strange and distant voyages. But it is you that ties the thread and holds me down. Like a kite I will forever hold your hand. And with the burning human longing in your hands, I surrender. I will never get tired of you. For you there will be no endings. I will say your name over and over. Celine, Celine... Like a refrain. My prayer to no one. You know I will never get far and there is no need for my return. Only travellers leave. I've never been a traveller for I have never left. I am lost simply. I wanted to be in a place I have never been and will never be of all destinations. I longed to be lost in the fields of your hair. Lost among your thoughts as you are already in mine. You are my will to live. My life started when I loved you, and that's how I wanted to end. Yours forever, JB


Nov 7, 2009, 05:02 PM	#13
jaceeness16 Kapamilya PEXer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Makati City	IISA PA LAMANG Scarlet: "You're just a gold digger in red!"... "Damn you!!!!" Cate: Same to you.. anak! Scarlet: tapos ka nang maging gold-digger in red. tapos ka nang maging merry widow in black. puwede ka na ngayong dirty mistress in dirty brown. ..Damn me, damn you. karma's a bi.tch and so are we.


Nov 7, 2009, 05:04 PM	#14
jaceeness16 Kapamilya PEXer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Makati City	MAGING SINO KA MAN Jackie to Eli: Gustong kong marining na ayaw mo; na ayaw mong magpakasal ako na ayaw mong mawala ako dahil gusto mo ko.. dahil mahal mo ko, dahil ako mahal kita! ..Mahal kita Eli.. pero ako lang naman yun eh, Ako lang ang nagmamahal..


Nov 7, 2009, 05:05 PM	#15
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	Iisa pa Lamang Scarlet to Katherine Scarlet: Tapos na tayu sa agawan ng yaman next level na agawan ng mapapangasawa!!


Nov 7, 2009, 05:06 PM	#16
urgirl=Rosenda Member Join Date: Jan 2006	iisa pa lamang scarlet: good luck btch! catherine: may the best btch win! ==== scarlet: nagswiswimming ka lang naka-diamonds ka pa! catherine: siyempre...diamonds are forever...like me.


Nov 7, 2009, 05:09 PM	#17
Negra-c-Kirara Bidang, Kontrbida!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hauz of Baluga-ga	MSKM2 Celine to Onay Celine: C'mon Onay Onay: Ms. Celine saan tayu pupunta?!? Celine: Were gonna go to that b!tch and we will show her what to chever means!!! Onay: ok Go!!!! (sabay sakay sa tricycle!!)


Nov 7, 2009, 05:10 PM	#18
urgirl=Rosenda Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Iisa pa lamang sophia: kumpara sa'yo anghel ang ina ko! catherine: Anghel na may sungay! sophia:slap catherine: superslap


Nov 7, 2009, 05:12 PM	#20
jaceeness16 Kapamilya PEXer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Makati City	PANGAKO SA 'YO Claudia Buenavista to Amor Powers : Hindi ako makapaniwala na ang business partner ko ay isang.. dating katulong. Magkano naman ang ginastos mo para matutunan ang character ng isang socialite?!