hate letter from malate

[nutpod]

hi guys! i just want to share this very funny letter sent to me by a friend a few days ago. i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i did. just read along... :)

:newbie:
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This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who sent me this e-mail. Enjoy it as much as I did!!!

Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
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To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if
you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me.

[Hot Pants]

ang lupet ng english ah! :lol:

:goon:

[soulthird]

cum laude yata to .....:D :D :D

[11# UST_guard'98]

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

[TheDreamer]

Gee, I don't want to be meant pero ... magpapaka-totoo na ako!!

:rotfl: :rotflmao: :rotfl:

Hay .. pilipino nga ako .. ang lakas ko manlait!
Hay .. isa rin shang pilipino .. ang lupet nya gumawa ng sarili nyang English!

*paw*

[WhItEFox]

hmp...immpph...
:lol:
:rotfl:

Kayo naman, malay ba natin kung hanggang saan lang natapos nya! :laugh:
Saka at least we were able to understand what message she is trying to convey!

Ewan ko lang kung imbes ba mainis eh natawa yung pinagbigyan. . .

[i_love_mike]

di ko lam kung nasobrahan ata yan sa conio-tic or trying hard maging conio yan....

[kat]

i recall writing a letter like this in first grade :toofunny:

ang lupit nya! :glee:

[flowerbee_30]

wow .. a new type of english .. sorry but her english is so funny and i almost wet my pants while reading this .. :rotfl:

[WICKEDQUEEN]

wow ano to kapatid ni bumzack? :rotfl:

[PreTty_95]

trying hard na coño yan, IM SURE. baka naman kase sobrang excited sya kase nakuha na nya si Dennis pero kahit na my god ma turn-off ka Dennis kuns ino ka man. nakaka.... :bigvomit:

[the_FLY]

wow...even our maid can run circles around the writer of this piece in english...heck when i was a gradeschooler i can write pieces with better english than this one...

"Embrace The Darkness"
:evilgrin:

[arduous_trek]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[jack_lucas_ph]

i'm curious. ano kaya ang response ng *recipient* sa letter na ito? :eh:

[air2air]

Ang tagal kong naghintay ng period dun sa isang sentence niya...

[Crusher]

Possible response by Marjie to D.M.

Deer D. M.,

Why do you mud me all the time? I has been very very good to you and Dennis has been very, very good to me all the time. Also, I am not caring about Dennis whatever walks and where he walks, he can make walks where he wanted all the time. If his stomaching me bothers him maybe there is ulcer of his all the time. No calling of me his house all the time, too, because I am not in the hold of a phone all the time. And Dennis will not exhanged for you from me. You can said all the time that I am a pig but you are pig, too, if I am obessed your more obessive and overwait, too, not ovewight as said by you. And you are not more sexier, whatever mirror you looks like. All lies all the time all you saying to me, you're only correct lie is Ike Lozada is a girl!

Margie

P.S. I am smelling your bad breathe if Dennis finished kissing you then kissing me. That is reason my kissing Dennis first before your final all the time. Dennis also telling me of you, you has bad breathe both ways! And I am good smelling both ways!

[EVIL CLOWN]

*okay* ayos to! galing ah!


:lol:

[Joms015]

What if nabasa ni Dennis yung letter ni D.M. and just in case nabasa niya rin *** reply ni Margie paano kaya siya mag-rereact?

Possible Reply from Dennis to DM/Margie

To my labs

Whay are you making fights becos of me, It ouches me when u make sira-sira to yourselfs telling Margie a BUDING and DM sinungaling. You know naman na labs na labs you both kaya don't make away-away na.

Next time don't date you hir in Malate cos its very mahal and the pipol are very mahangin. Lets go to Luneta to make pahangin na lang or in Pasay to make labing labing. No more letter for you ha and don't make away-away ulit cos its very hard to write in englis.

Margie and DM, you are both sexy to me and Margie breath is not smilling masama I can kiss you two til my breth can no more.

I lab you day!

Dennis of Catbalogan

[kat]

hihihi :laugh:
this thread makes me laugh all the time!

galing!

[perstaym]

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Uy. Buti nga nakakasulat ng ingles eh. Inggit ako....:rotfl:

[flick10]

:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:

[Junie]

:D :D :D

[dRaWinG]

huy wag kayo ganyan. totoong tao din yung nagsulat nyan. malay nyo, isa rin syang PExer (parang eh...). baka may masaktan. :)

[ilovemikasa]

:grinroll:
:grinroll:
:grinroll:
:grinroll:
:grinroll:

[the_querent]

:fangdvl:

[tsakiboi]

I made basa the letter, omeegash! i never did make alam how she made the sulat!

It made me taka kung bakit she made the letter, kasi, even my mabait na pamangkin can make a letter better that what she made ha!

Pahleese lang sister, tell her to make the letter so sosyal with alot of idioms, idioms.

ISa lang po angmasasabi ko dyan

patay tayo dyan

[Sweetkay]

Originally posted by nutpod
hi guys! i just want to share this very funny letter sent to me by a friend a few days ago. i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i did. just read along... :)

:newbie:
-------------------------------->>>>

This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who sent me this e-mail. Enjoy it as much as I did!!!

Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
------------------
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if
you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me.

:toofunny: I got this dati rin. T@ng@ ng gurl! Kakahiya! Somebody should have taught her English101.

[*keyah*]

I've read that before - I just didn't know it was an actual letter.

[Ernestina]

sa tingin ko inembento lang yan! grabe naman sa lupit ang maling grammar nun parang hindi na kapani-paniwala. fake lang yan!!!

[Wu]

Originally posted by *keyah*
I've read that before - I just didn't know it was an actual letter.

ako rin... nabasa ko na yan... hindi ko lang maalala... sa inquirer ata dun sa column ni Dolly Ann Carvajal... parang dun eh...

[keener]

kaya pala naging bar girl siya e..

kung ganyan rin lang siya mag english, mas mabuti pang magtagalog nalang siya.

[ReLaTiViTy]

parang sumakit ulo ko dun ha. :hopeless: :hopeless: :hopeless:

[frenchkisser]

that letter reminded me of my classmate. when she joined one forum and started a thread, ang daming nangapi sa kanya! tawa ko talaga sa forum niya. i'll post her letter later.
http://www.ifrance.com/animegifs/misc/miscani014.gif

[fallen]

:rotfl: :toofunny: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

[cs_NOGNOG]

Originally posted by nutpod
hi guys! i just want to share this very funny letter sent to me by a friend a few days ago. i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i did. just read along... :)

:newbie:
-------------------------------->>>>

This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who sent me this e-mail. Enjoy it as much as I did!!!

Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
------------------
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if
you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me.

dati pa yung email na 'to can't believe it's still alive :lol:

[wends]

:lol:

:rotflmao:

[lunacy]

nabasa ko na yan b4... grabe... kakatuwa...

[O_888_O]

tagal na niyan pero nakakatawa parin.. hwehwehwe..

LOPHWET!

[tease_me_not]

funny indeed!!!

i find the letter writer amusing... and so Crusher is for having done an equally hilarious reply. :D

y, u may ask?

well, how many of us here can actually inscribe such an entertaining letter? obviously, the grammar was twisted because it's purpose is to amuse and bring forth humor, and by assessing our reactions, such purpose has been achieved.

saya! :D

[audra]

yup. i saw this before. sabi ng isang friend ko medyo edited na nga daw ata ito. daming ibang version nagci-circulate na, di na alam kung ano talaga yung orig.

nevertheless, the writer made an impression talaga, mapatotoo mang wrong grammar o nagpapatawa lang. :lol:

"...you say that i'm the bad breathe...
...You or Me? ....Me or You....
..and the final is Me..."


hehehe...i love this part... :lol:

[HerSheys]

:rotflmao:
sakit ng tyan ko katatawa.. para na akong praning ** :lol:

[lakastama]

ka ek ek ek- an eto kesyo this kesyo that hala back hoho!!! hala bak hohohohtt hohooho!!!

[kireidesu]

:glee: