For Men (And Curious Women) Only

[SUX2BU]

A thread about men's health, adventures, and behavior.

[SUX2BU]

Who doesn't want sex and more sex? Exercise your right now!

Men who exercise 3 days a week have three times more sex and better sex, uh, than those who didn't.

[SUX2BU]

Her body is talking!

If the girl you are dating moistens her lips with the tip of her tongue, she's flirting. It's better if she applies lipstick in your presence. Not really a slut, but she's saying something. Just pick up the clues, and probably you'll be heading for an adventure.

[n0b0dy]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
Who doesn't want sex and more sex? Exercise your right now!

Men who exercise 3 days a week have three times more sex and better sex, uh, than those who didn't.

The issue that I find with exercise is that I simply do not have time for it.

I work 65 to 80 hrs a week. I work this hard because I have chosen a career that requires very long hours.

Balancing career ambitions, social life, intimate relations, health maintenance and etc. are indeed challenging.

quality of sex and amount of exercise are definitely correlated.

[SUX2BU]

Care to elaborate more on "the more flexible we are, the better the sex."? :glee:

[SUX2BU]

Beer is good, but what else can we do with it?

I heard it is also good in curing a bad dull hair. Some people even use it to make a barbecue sauce. In some medical findings, it can even flush the kidneys and bladder because it's diuretic.

Right now, I am soaking in it like I am having a real bubble bath.

[SUX2BU]

You may want to try Norelco's Quadra Action shaving razor. I bought one last week and damn it is extremely comfortable and incredibly smooth. It really shaves close and is quiet to use.

PePs ganda, I am not alcoholic. I just recently learned how to love drinking a couple of Coronas michelados whenever I can. :glee: And hoy, I already sent you ICQ messages about the Yoga site. :)

[mai_doze]

i think i'm not supposed to be here but this quote draw an attention to me.

Originally posted by SUX2BU
Her body is talking!

If the girl you are dating moistens her lips with the tip of her tongue, she's flirting. It's better if she applies lipstick in your presence. Not really a slut, but she's saying something. Just pick up the clues, and probably you'll be heading for an adventure.

ganoon? kasi hobby ko yan. i admit that i do that sometimes to seduce my guy. one time nga napansin niya. he asked me kung bakit?
....talaga lang ha?
:naughty2:

[shallow]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
You may want to try Norelco's Quadra Action shaving razor. I bought one last week and damn it is extremely comfortable and incredibly smooth. It really shaves close and is quiet to use.



im still using the blade. i never had an electric razor that could shave close enuff. i have a Philips in the office though if the 5o'clock shadow shows up a little too early in the day. how about shaving creams? any info on those?

[SUX2BU]

mai_doze, it is proven! :glee:

shallow, well, I use the cool wave shaving gel series by Gillette. Just stick to the classic. :)

[SUX2BU]

Men's Health is funny, and according to it, one of the many things that you must not do is pick your nose in public and, when you realize you've been spotted, attempt to casually, almost accidentally, shove the booger back up your nose. :lol:

[TM]

LOLZ PePs :glee:

hi ria :p

[SUX2BU]

Extraordinary Togetherness: A Woman's Guide to Love, Sex, and Intimacy published an interesting poll about things that turn women on and off. So if you want women drooling over you, take note of these:

Your body

Turn-ons: Good pecs, good abs, good shoulders, good grooming, nice teeth, dimples, great haircut, good posture.

Turn-offs: Dirty or long fingernails, too many tattoos, too much cologne, food in your beard, the big comb-over.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

I am not a Yoga fan, but this Asana thing caught my attention. We can probably pore on Yoga this time and meet up with PePs shortly. :glee:

PePs, please allow me to post the text I read from one of the HTML pages you sent me today:

Asanas are an integral part of Yoga. They are physical postures with a distinct form and shape that involve the application of exact stretches, counter stretches and resistances. There are cycles of postures that give a variety of different effects on the body: energizing, stimulating and calming.

Asanas have a profound effect on the body. The body is oxygenated, decongested, and rested. Circulation, respiration, heart performance, and muscle tone can all improve. Specific areas on the body can be worked on like the joints, liver, kidneys, or the heart.

Practice brings benefits: good balance agility, and stamina. Many ailments and chronic disorders can be improved with regular Asana practice. Regular Asana practice is a training regimen that creates a vigorous body, well functioning organs, and an alert mind.

Question: Are men as crazy as women about Yoga?

[SUX2BU]

PePs, the first one was about physical appearance. The one you said, I think, falls under behavior, attitude and character which I will post soon. Hintay ka na lang. :p

About the freediving (yep, you call them freedivers), the diver actually takes a very large breath of air before diving. Usually talagang malalim dina-dive niya tapos on a single breath 'yun. I think they also use a special suit for that. :)

Lemme guess, you are reading Mahabharata. :glee:

[SUX2BU]

Your clothes

Turn-ons: Boxer shorts (especially if they're silk), jeans and a sport jacket, white shirts, work boots, leather bomber jacket.

Turn-offs: Speedo swimsuits, T-shirts with slogans like "Coed Naked Volleyball," rock concert T-shirts on guys over 30.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

Arggh, I use Speedo when I swim. Kulay blue pa nga Speedo ko with stripes sa gilid eh. Should I shift to silk boxers? :glee:

[shallow]

silk boxer shorts? won't that look like a teddy? besides the "riding up my butt" dilemna would be worse with silk, i reckon. i don't care if it's gonna turn the chicks on. i'm sticking with cotton.

here's a question: should a guy tuck his shirt in his underwear or not? :lol:

[shallow]

you mean my question, PePs? hehehe... you'd be surprised. my dad for one uhhh... wait that's under the "too much info" category. pero seriously, a friend told me about her boyfriend doing that unthinkable crime of tucking a shirt in the boxers. she's sort of in denial and believes it was just a case of a too short shirt or sumthin'. my guess is he just wasn't expecting to get any that night.

here's a more sensible question (i hope): what's the best way of trimming nose hair?

[SUX2BU]

Tucking your shirt in your underwear? :lol:

PePs, Yoga, Love and Mind? :lol: Hmmm, Ramayana? The Satanic Verses? :p

shallow, use scissors? :glee:

[SUX2BU]

Your behavior and attitude

Turn-ons: You're nice to her parents, you're nice to children, you give her small gifts for no reason at all, you're nice to animals, you tell good jokes, you're good at witty banter.

Turn-offs: Bad table manners, you're a bad tipper, over machismo, being self-centered, drinking too much, telling disgusting jokes, checking yourself out whenever you pass a mirror, talking on the phone in the bathroom.

[SUX2BU]

I got this e-mail from a friend. I didn't exactly find it funny, but it somehow made me smile. Women, listen up.

Women think they already know everything, but wait.....training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only

[hat_tr1ck]

Originally posted by PePs
True, true. The more fit you are, the better the sex. Even for girls. Plus for us, the more flexible we are, the better the sex.

:laugh:

:eek: :lol:

[shallow]

SUX2BU: well, i thought that was funny. hehehe!

about nose hairs, f'course they have to be trimmed with sumthin' but i don't like all the sneezing that comes after that :lol: . any suggestions?

[SUX2BU]

Preambles to sex

Turn-ons: Massage, showering together, working out together.

Turn-offs: Cutting your toenails, flossing your teeth.

[SUX2BU]

Is this true?

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/mansmind.jpg

[BabyFATS]

Every six seconds, right? :D

[shallow]

every 5 seco... (whoa! there goes another one!)... nds sounds about right.

i just read this on Stuff Magazine:

longgans (the Chinese fruit) and nitrous oxide (the smoke coming out of cars) can make a man "better" in bed in "every way". i guess that partly explains why F1 and NASCAR drivers get all the chicks.

[SUX2BU]

I read this interesting article by Joseph Santiago (Sex and Health) on healthy masturbation that will make the male species better lovers if they do the thing right. Men (and curious women), listen up.

Coming up: The 12 gorgeous tips for healthy masturbation.

[SUX2BU]

Here are the 12 ways to make masturbation not just a mad dash for orgasm, but a chance to make yourself better in bed.

1. Desensitize. Women complain that men aren’t sensitive enough. What are they, crazy? Nine guys out of 10 are plenty sensitive—a fact clearly demonstrated in the bedroom, when they come more quickly than they’d like. The good news is that through masturbation, you can desensitize yourself and last longer.

The key is to proceed in stages: When you can last 10 minutes using a dry hand, take things up a notch and use a lubricant such as baby oil or Astroglide. When you can last 10 minutes all lubed up, introduce an erotic magazine into the mix. When you can last 10 minutes with a lubed hand and a magazine, you’re in great shape. (When you can last 30 minutes with a lubed hand and a magazine, consider a job in erotic film.)

The key to this desensitizing technique, of course, is learning to recognize that moment when orgasm is imminent and then backing off. Once you fine-tune your early warning signals, you’ll teach yourself to approach this climactic Everest without actually reaching the summit until you’re ready.

To be continued...

[Gollum]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
(When you can last 30 minutes with a lubed hand and a magazine, consider a job in erotic film.)

:lol::lol::lol:

interesting thread you got here... :lol:

[SUX2BU]

2. Go through the ups and downs. Nothing kills the mood faster than a flagging erection. Unless you know how to coax it back to life. When you masturbate, stop occasionally and let yourself go soft. Then try different fantasies, strokes, or whatever it takes to get hard again. "You need to learn that losing your erection is not the end of the world, that you can get it back," says Barbara Bartlik, M.D., sex therapist and clinical assistant professor of psychiatry at the Weill College of Medicine at Cornell University, New York City, and medical advisor to Extraordinary Togetherness: A Woman’s Guide to Love, Sex, and Intimacy. "This method teaches you to let that anxiety go."

[BadGiRL]

Anakngpatolangbagongpitas... tama prediction mo kaninang umaga!!! Wahhahahahahahahahahahaha...

[SUX2BU]

BadGiRL, siempre madalas akong magdilang anghel! Congrats! Tiyak 'yan mababawasan na ang mga malalaki ang ulo na palakad-lakad sa Ayala. :glee:

[SUX2BU]

3. Keep your pants on. Masturbate through your underwear or under a blanket or sheet-anything to add a bit of friction. This will gradually desensitize your penis so that a soft, wet vagina is less of a "trigger" for ejaculation. Just don’t overdo it and rub yourself raw. "The danger is, your penis could become too desensitized," Dr. Bartlik says, which could lead to problems with delayed ejaculation.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

4. Use porn...with caution. Erotic videos and magazines can be wonderful tools, as long as they enhance your sex life rather than replace it. "When people use porn to avoid intimacy rather than initiate it, then it’s a problem," Dr. Bartlik says. Try reading a skin magazine in the hour or two before you know you’ll be with your partner—touch yourself if you want, but don’t allow yourself to come. Then when you’re in bed, watch the sparks fly.

A word of caution: Relying too heavily on porn can backfire. If you’re not careful, you’ll gradually train yourself to become aroused only by those barely legal vixens found in the world of porn—you know, the ones with the legs up to here, 44-DD chests, and the obsessions with garter belts and stiletto heels. "I’ve seen that happen a lot," Dr. Bartlik says. "The wife is no longer appealing compared to these airbrushed women."

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

Huy PePs ganda babae, 'musta? Ako pinapasayaw ko pa 'yung mga beotches ko. :D

[SUX2BU]

5. Look between the covers. Not those covers—I am talking about the ones wrapped around a good erotic book. If you limit your X-rated reading to the Penthouse Forum, you’re missing out. Thumb through a classic like the Kama Sutra, or a modern title like Hot Sex (one of my favorites) which are just brimming with tips on becoming a better lover. Check out a new position or technique, then masturbate as you fantasize about trying it with your partner. When you put all that book-learnin’ to use, she’ll thank you for doing your homework.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

Flipping the pole? Unmelting the candle? Dancing with a stick? :glee:

[SUX2BU]

6. Go to the brink. Take yourself to the edge of orgasm, then back off. Consider it pre-foreplay. "This works best if you know you’re going to have sex soon," says Bakos. By the time your partner shows up, you’ll be primed and ready to go.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

7. Find your hot spots. You probably think you’ve got just one hot spot—a little something called the "penis." Really, though, you’ve got several (hot spots, not penises). The head (H-spot) is probably the most obvious one. Less obvious are the frenulum (F-spot), the loose bit of skin where the head meets the shaft; the Raphe area (R-spot), the seam-like piece of skin down the middle of your scrotum; and the perineum (P-zone), between your scrotum and anus. Explore these super-sensitive areas on your own. Once you understand how they respond, show your partner what you've learned and encourage her to stimulate them.

[PePs ganda, and the girls out there, take note!]

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

E PePs, bihasa ka na kasi eh. Sanay ka na sa ganyang mga gawain. :D

[SUX2BU]

8. Do it with Miles Davis. Or whatever music gets you in the mood. Doesn’t have to be jazz. The idea is to relax and make yourself comfortable. It’s hard to train yourself to be a great lover while you’re standing over the toilet and a Dodge commercial is blaring from the TV in the next room. "Women love to play with your penis," says Bakos. "You should too. Take the phone off the hook, use some warm oil, and really get into it."

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

PePs can you see yourself having sex with your hanivani while "525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear" is playing? :lol:

[SUX2BU]

9. Simulate to stimulate. Get off your feet—or off your back, or whatever you usually do—and masturbate by lying belly-down and rubbing against a towel. This mimics missionary-position sex, so it’s better training for the real thing.

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

PePs ganda babae, nah. :glee:

[SUX2BU]

Come again. In the movie "There’s Something About Mary," Ben Stiller’s character masturbates before his big date on the advice of a friend (to hilarious results!). The idea being, he’ll last longer later if he comes now. Makes sense. And it’s true enough, at least in some cases. "If you’re young and you know you can come again and again, go ahead and release some steam," says Bakos. "If not, it’s probably better to hold off."

To be continued...

[SUX2BU]

11. Shake things up. Sex experts report that more men are using vibrators to get off. "Some men prefer to hold their penis and then rest the vibrator on their hand, rather than directly against their penis," says Bakos. Not only will you become more in tune with your own body, you’ll become adept with the vibrator itself. And what woman wouldn’t be impressed with that?

Wow!

To be continued...

[mac_bolan00]

masturbation????

why you poor, sweetheartless greaser!

[Gypsysoul]

Men's Health - is it true tt women like to hve more sex if the man hve flat tommy?? :p

[SUX2BU]

12. Stay loose. If you usually masturbate with a Kung-Fu Grip, try easing off. Thrusting against a lightly cuffed hand will more closely simulate intercourse. Put your penis in your palm and loosely circle your fingers around it, using a slow, light stroke.

"The most important thing is to explore different sensations, to get to know your body," says Bakos. "You can learn a lot from your penis." We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

The End.

[DiaperRash]

well actually most of the ladies complains about their partners premature HAPPY NEW YEAR BOOM everytime they make love,well mine is different ..I do know if this is a problem, everytime me and my girlfriend make love she always have these mulitiple orgasms for every session and we always finish it by me 3 to 4 points behind her score.so if i got 2 she got 5 or 6. is there something wrong with me? well with the erection i have no problem but I want to CUm as she is. i regularly workout pero malakas din ako uminom ng beer..ano kaya ang prob? anyone can help?


thanks

[SUX2BU]

Hijo, I am not going to suggest that you use the Stud 100 and Indian God lotion tandem to prolong your sexual performance, but don't you think that 2 "HAPPY NEW YEAR BOOMS" are way better than no "HAPPY NEW YEAR BOOM" at all? I am not even suspecting that you have some sexual dysfunction because you can still plant seeds like twice.

I could only suggest that take it easy for a while, get some rest after the 2 ejaculations, then go back to humping your donkey (let's just hope that she's fine with the re-humping --- probably she'd give in because I could sense that she demands more than what you can give her). And still, SUX2BU is not going to call you a maniac because there's nothing wrong with you.

Enjoy each spurt! :)

[Zen]

So, where's everyone's third leg nowadays? :crazytongue:

[SUX2BU]

Zen, baka nasa bunganga ng kung sino? :D

[SUX2BU]

Men tend to wrestle with rage more so than women, which is ironic, since we often think of emotions as female terrain. And in the end, no quick-trigger hothead can expect anything but an alienated, unhappy and unhealthy existence.

[SUX2BU]

:lol:@PePs.

Hey, but a better performance will spike after a couple of beers. It'll make you a bit agressive, and damn it feels good to be a lil drunk and horny at the same time. Or probably it is just me.

[SUX2BU]

Beer and Sex

A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

"Beersex."

:rotfl:@The Dog.

[SUX2BU]

Researchers at the Institute of Chinese Medicine in Tel Aviv, Israel conclude that a regular acupuncture treatment may trigger a significant increase in sperm density. :looking:

[clawed_out]

hmmm interesting..& for healthier sperms ...take more citrusy foods -vit. c

just contributing...

[DiaperRash]

Originally posted by PePs
DiaperRash : there is no score in making love, dude. Cuming doesn't even have to be the objective every time.

HOw old are you anyways? Fitness and Age have a lot more to do with being able to cum. Alchohol only figures in the equation if you take it just before you make love. But if you want to up your 'score', I suggest you follow SUX2BUs mini-serye on how to improve performance. Give your time to rest in between, no one is keeping time. Except maybe the cashier at the motel.

:rotfl:


actually all i want is TO CUM as she does,thats all. i envy her tunay. sometimes i tried it with someone else,ganun pa din. laging yun ka-partner ko yun mas maraming orgasms kesa sa akin. performance wise eh i think wala naman problema kse nga diba? i'm only 26 po.

[SUX2BU]

Ano ito orgasm contest? Kainggitan ba ang girlfriend?

Hijo, papalitan mo kaya 'yang sex organ mo? May limitasyon sa paggamit ng sandata ng isang lalake at alalahanin mong hindi ka babae, at kahit yata porn actor ay mauubusan ng advice sa 'yo.

Take it easy, dude. :)

[SUX2BU]

Why do men always neglect one breast over another?

It always comes down to personality. There is something unique and special about every breast that gives it its own personality. It's similar to parents telling their children, "we love you all equally" when it's the furthest from the truth. Besides, it's hard for a man to concentrate on more than one thing at a time.

Personally, I suspect that most men would be much happier with just a single large perky breast in the middle of the chest. :glee:

[DiaperRash]

i love a pair of breasts. :D infact i always treat them equal. geeez imagine if a woman wid 1 breast??? Saan ko na iipit yun aking *toot* diba? ;)

[purple_madness]

sa kilikili.
there is such a thing as axillary sex.

[dudung]

Magshi-shift gears ka na ba sa career na ito? Baka mamaya malaman ko na lang, papalitan mo na si Dr. Margarita Holmes or si Xerex Xaviera!:D

You're on the right track, dude! Itayo mo ang bandila (or flagpole? Hehe...) ng mala-"Pontifical and Royal" mong paaralan. ;)

Kamusta na diyan sa C.R.? Hmmm....baka pwede naman kwento ka diyan ng mga sexploits mo! Parang "SUX2BU's Sex and the San Jose City?"

[SUX2BU]

Hoy dudung panget, 'musta? Magbasa ka na lang ng thread ko sa Realm of Thought (http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=57935), dun 'yung mga sexploits ko (meron ba?). :glee:

Siya nga pala, nasa Sigapore ka pa rin ba? Taiwan? Vietnam?

Minsang V, mananatiling V! ;)

[SUX2BU]

Reacting to Your Buddy Getting Hit in the Nuts

You're sitting around with your buddies; one of them somehow, in doing something, gets whacked in the nuts. Every guy there, including the guy who gets hit, has to giggle or laugh. It may be a nervous laugh, but you laugh anyway. It's almost like everyone knows how much pain that guy is in and the laughter may just ward it off, or at least protect them from future similar pain themselves.

[whoosh]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
Preambles to sex

Turn-ons: Massage, showering together, working out together.

Turn-offs: Cutting your toenails, flossing your teeth.


kadiri naman yung flossing. :lol: :lol: :lol: the massage sounds good. :D

[SUX2BU]

:lol:@PePs. Hindi naman siguro maiinggit 'yung isa duon sa isa, 'di ba? :D

But my ex actually quizzed me about that. 'Yun 'yung one of my off-guard moments. Sabi ko na lang, don't worry next time 'yung isa naman. :glee:

[SUX2BU]

Ego Trip: One Of Men's Swimming Pool Rules

When you're at the swimming pool, you've gotta take that shirt off, you know. Now, especially if there's women sitting around, when you're pulling that shirt off, you pull the gut in and draw attention with your chest out. You want to display yourself the best way possible, of course. Also, right after you get out of the water, or even better, as you're getting out, the one thing that you'll have to do is pull that bathing suit away from your crotch. Unless, of course, you have a huge penis, with an ego to match, then you'd definitely want to display that.

[SUX2BU]

Ego Trip 2: Crying At The Movies

Guys cannot cry while at the movies. No sobs, watery eyes, sighs, or any other hints of crying. The exeptions are as follows: a guy may cry at the movies if it is a war movie and it brings painful shell-shock memories; a guy may cry at the movies if he is with a date and this increases the chances of him getting some.

[SUX2BU]

Any guy who farts in a bar while with his buddies who are trying to score with some women, must own up to it and bear the shame as to not hurt any of the other guys' chances of getting laid. :D

[cong]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
Any guy who farts in a bar while with his buddies who are trying to score with some women, must own up to it and bear the shame as to not hurt any of the other guys' chances of getting laid. :D

ahh, the fall guy deal. we got that one going.

dude, youre good.

[rampage]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
A thread about men's health, adventures, and behavior.

HOW UTTERLY DULL.:rolleyes:

IM KIDDING!!!:D

[SUX2BU]

I am!

:laugh:

[SUX2BU]

When eating pizza with some guys, you must always take exactly two slices. If you take one, you're a wuss. If you take three or more, your hogging it all. You can eat as much pizza as you want, but only two slices at a time.

Good for my buddies, I DISLIKE PIZZA.

[SUX2BU]

Another one from my Guy Rules: Explaining The Remote Concept To A Woman

Women don't understand the reason why men need to control the remote, or why a man "can't just watch one thing".

Here's how to explain it in women's terms. A woman goes into a shoe store. She sees a pair of shoes she likes and tries them on. They fit. They're the right color. They aren't too pricey. But she doesn't buy the shoes, because there might be a BETTER PAIR OF SHOES IN ANOTHER STORE. A man sees something on TV that's kinda cool. Maybe it's a cartoon. Maybe it's sports. But he has to go "around the world" one time, because THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING BETTER ON ANOTHER CHANNEL.

If your woman b i t c h e s about the remote, it gives you free reign to complain at the mall. It's the same thing.

[SUX2BU]

Ego Trip 3: Pissing in the Wild

When two guys have to piss in the wild, they first agree that, yes, they have to piss. Even if one guy suggests it, and the other guy doesn't really have to, he just may take him up on it. Especially if beer is involved; pissing never hurts. Anyways, the guys separate to about 5 or 6 feet apart. They usually face the same way, but each angle themselves slightly away from the other guy. They don't stand completely back-to-back because that would reveal shyness or sensitivity. Rather, they angle just a bit; enough to prevent any possible visual contact with the equipment, but not enough to inhibit the constant chatter that occurs during the piss in the wild.

This is a GUY RULE.

[SUX2BU]

Whether you caught a trophy bass or laid a trophy loaf, always invite someone to take a gander for verification of size. :D

[SUX2BU]

All About Pissing Again

Public Restrooms: The Wall Stare

When using a urinal in a public restroom, it is acceptable to glance around the restroom when you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN there is no one else there. If anyone else is in the room at all, especially another man using a urinal, you MUST stare straight ahead at the wall, saying nothing. The only time you are allowed to speak is if you are spoken to, and then ONLY a one-to-three word reply is warranted. A polite smile is acceptable, but YOU MUST keep staring at the wall.

;)

[womanontop]

Man Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor


BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

``He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible,'' his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

``His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8,'' she said.

The verse, from the New Testament, reads ``If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.''

Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

``The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic,'' the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

``He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,'' the man's mother said. ``He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

``He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later,'' the mother said.

Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a ``cobra'' drawing him toward women.

[Zen]

I forgot all about this thread! :eek_tongue:

My friends and I should have been posting here instead of my thread. :hopeless:

Next time, next time. :wink:

[SUX2BU]

Psst Manang Zen, anong hibla mo 'yan? Ako rin nakalimutan ko na rin ang hiblang ito. Tignan mo 'yung mga bago kong post nung isang araw lang. Dami pa namang nood-pahina (page views po :D). Hayaan n'yo ho pagbubutihin ko sa mga susunod na mga araw. ;)

[SUX2BU]

One of the guy rules says, even if your eyebrows have grown together to become one, it is unacceptable to tweeze. :coollook:

[Zen]

Ayaw nila magpost dito eh, gusto nila sa thread ko (http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=15575&pagenumber=9) kaya pasensha na lang. :p

[DaraBulBul]

Shaved pubic hair - masarap daw eee bj dahil malinis.

[womanontop]

Groom Chokes to Death on Bride's Finger Nail

TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian bridegroom bit off more than he could chew when, according to custom, he licked honey from his bride's finger during their marriage ceremony and choked to death on one of her false nails.

The Jam-e Jam newspaper said on Wednesday the 28-year-old groom died on the spot in the northwestern city of Qazvin while the bride was rushed to hospital after fainting from shock.

Iranian couples lick honey from each other's fingers when they get married so that their life together starts sweetly.

[mac_bolan00]

in a party, a man never worries about the girl's escort or chaperone or the father (in case he's around). all he's worried about is his lust and his ability to seduce the girl. chaperones and escorts grow tired, bored and can be seduced by someone else whereas lust is ever-vigilant; and it takes only five minutes to consumate.

[^paolo^]

Originally posted by SUX2BU
Who doesn't want sex and more sex? Exercise your right now!

Men who exercise 3 days a week have three times more sex and better sex, uh, than those who didn't.


well, I exercise almost everyday since my football practice is scheduled daily and varsity games are held on a saturday while my inclusion in semi-commercial fotoball leagues hold games on sundays so... I exercise a lot, nuff said

[ChiQui]

VERY informative thread!! :)

Peps Wanna start a women's thread? Seems like you could help a lot of women) and men here... :)

[womanontop]

Man's Ear Becomes Dog's Lunch

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A man in southern Sweden scared his neighbor's dog, which then tore off his ear and swallowed it, the Swedish daily newspaper Expressen reported on Monday.

The man was taken to hospital and the dog to the vet, who gave it an emetic to retrieve the neighbor's ear, but to no avail.

The dog's owner then agreed to let the vet perform stomach surgery.

The dog survived, but the ear didn't. When it finally reached the hospital four hours after being chewed off, it was no longer in any condition to be stitched back on.

Doctors said the dog's stomach acids had dissolved too much of it.

[SUX2BU]

PePs, buhayin nga natin ang thread na 'to. :D

[Zen]

Wag po! Wag po! :ayaw:

[SUX2BU]

:lol: Hindi maaari, kailangang mabuhay ang thread na ito uli. :D

[SUX2BU]

Verrrryyyy Painful.

When a guy is the last in his group to be tattooed, his buddies should and are obligated to horrify him with tales of how painful it is. :D

[ChiQui]

I have a question for you guys...

Why is it that when guys get together, parang nagpapalakasan kayo ng boses? You guys get loud and sometimes very obnoxious. :)

[SUX2BU]

Especially when around women, guys tend to make their presence permeated and noticed whether they are being conspicuously obnoxious or conspicuously entertaining. :)