letran-baste, rivalry??

[H-bomb]

ito maganda ding rivalry pangit nga lang panoorin. pero kung basketball ang gusto mo the best ito...pang halloween ang laban dito
papatok sa takilya ito parang regal shocker, magkakasabay sa court sina andaya, deleon,ballesteros, melegrito.*okay**okay**okay**okay*

[yacarob]

mas masaya kung kasama ka...

[samsungcold]

Letran and SSC are perennial rivals.

JRU also has- SBC-JRU rivalry :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

asa!

ayaw ng San Beda sa inyo.

parang tinapat ang utak ni Bush kay Jimmy santos hahaha!

[H-bomb]

Letran and SSC are perennial rivals.

JRU also has- SBC-JRU rivalry :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

asa!

ayaw ng San Beda sa inyo.

parang tinapat ang utak ni Bush kay Jimmy santos hahaha!

takot kamu sila

nangangatog:mecry:

bading bading forever...sila ay bading

hahahaha

para kamong utak ni Obama (JRU) tinapat sa utak ng unggoy.

[samsungcold]

taga-JRU ka lang, wag mo kumpara to SAN BEDA.

if you have brains and money, go to San Beda
if you dont have brains and money, enroll at JRU

[H-bomb]

MAHIRAP LAHAT

Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap magkautak.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.


WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?

If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains, go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.


CHRISTMAS SPIRIT


A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of the Catholic Schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men. La Salle reported it couldn't come up with even a single wise man. Maryknoll reported that it couldn't come up with even a single virgin. San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays. UP reported that they killed the three wise men.


QUESTION AND ANSWER

Q: What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade at him?
A: The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing pin and hurl it back at the La Sallite.

Q: How do La Sallites count to ten?
A: One, two, three, another, another, another.


HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE



A La Sallite walks into a store in MegaMall and says: "Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please." The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir... are you a La Sallite, by any chance?" The La Sallite replies: "O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle???" Sir kasi naman..." replied the salesgirl,"this is a flower shop, eh."


A TYPICAL CONVERSATION

Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite conversation:
La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them.
La Sallite #2: Uh, two?
La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!


BARKADA SA HUNTING



Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, a UP student, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip. The first night, the guy from UP comes back to the cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!"

The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" was the Atenean's story.

So the La Salite decides to try it himself. But the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they ask. "Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! A train hit me."

[samsungcold]

:rotflmao::eek::rotflmao:hahah fine bobo la salle, e di super bobo na lahat ng schools hahahah

[H-bomb]

:rotflmao::eek::rotflmao:hahah fine bobo la salle, e di super bobo na lahat ng schools hahahah

bakit lahat ba ng schools la salle:confused:

[samsungcold]

bakit lahat ba ng schools la salle:confused:

dumb ka talaga, e di dumb ateneo

dumb dlsu= bobo ateneo

[pusongbaste]

HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE



A La Sallite walks into a store in MegaMall and says: "Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please." The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir... are you a La Sallite, by any chance?" The La Sallite replies: "O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle???" Sir kasi naman..." replied the salesgirl,"this is a flower shop, eh."

:lol: :lol: :rotflmao:

May isa pang version to e! Ito:

A la sallite walks into a pet shop and says: Miss, I'd like a green parrot. The salesgirl looks at him and asks: Sir, are you a la sallite? The la sallite replies: O bakit mo naman natanong? If I asked a blue parrot, would you ask me if I were from ateneo? SalesGirl: Maybe. la sallite: So if I asked for a gold fish, you would ask me if I were from UST? Salesgirl: Probably. la sallite: So if I asked for a yellow parrot, you would ask me if I were from FEU? Salesgirl: Of course not! A tamaraw would never buy a parrot in a pet shop! :) :rotflmao: :D

Wala lang shinare ko lang! :D