Greatest Moments in UAAP History

[KielDaMan]

Ateneo-La salle Rivalry...

UST's overall championship dominance...

Dino Aldeguer's miracle trey...

UP-UST Cheerdance rivalry...

UE's basketball dynasty in the early years...

The UAAP, with it rich and glorious 71 years of excellence and existence, is undoubtedly filled with memorable games, events, moments that will always be remembered throughout time... Hence, this thread is being dedicated to the Greatest Moments in UAAP - ala 50 Greatest Moments in the NBA...

UAAP fans, it's time to reminisce the good old days from the past (and the not so recent past), pls. share your personal favorite moment throughout the UAAP - it may be memorable game, clutch performance, a successful season, etc. for your school or for another school, and for all sports in the UAAP...

Enjoy posting! *okay*

[blutiger]

UST-related entries:

- 4-peat run from 93-96 (sweep in '93)
- Dino Aldeguer clutch performance in the 1999 Finals to win it for DLSU over UST
- the crucial jump shot of Allan Evangelista in the 2006 Finals Game 1 with few seconds left only to be clobbered by the one-second play of Doug Kramer to lift ADMU past UST
- the 2006 UST season, from 2-5 in the eliminations, beat AdU in a one-game playoff for the 3rd spot, beat UE twice to enter the Finals, and bucked the heart-breaking Game 1 loss to the eagles in game 1 to win the next 2 games and eventually the championship
- the 5-peat cheerdance title of the Salingawi dance troupe
- of course, year in and year out, the overall performance of UST in all events. 35 seniors' and 10 juniors' championships. *okay*

[De-Strad]

Nonoy Baclao's block on Rico Maierhofer:D

[last.dodo.bird]

Chia 2002 vs UE

that's the only moment that popped in my head once I saw the thread title.

[magishine]

UST's "chamba" 2006 season was followed by DLSU's unbelievable 2007 season. Those are 2 great moments which left optimistic fans from Loyola Heights and Recto very sad.

[bleachedstreaks]

Jeff Napa as NU's courtside reporter

[jhim]

FEU season 68th champ.
tapos binigay sa FEU ang season 67th trophy
from la salle.... after the controversy...

[milkshake-jules]

yung dalawang blocks ni fonacier kay cardona nung game 1 ng finals nung 2002.

[pepman]

- Ateneo beats La Salle by 24 pts. (1996, 2nd Round)
- Dobol Block (2002 Finals Game 1)
- FEU upsets Ateneo! (2003 UAAP Finals)
- Tony Boy Espinosa's walkout (1991 UAAP Finals, Game 1)
- Hala, Sige, Dindo, Hulog! (1988 UAAP Finals)
- Bal David Yes! (1994 UAAP Finals, Game 3)
- 14-0! (1993, 2nd Round, vs. Adamson)
- The LA Shot (1st Rd. vs Adamson and 2nd Rd. vs. FEU, both in 2004)
- NU's first win vs. DLSU (2001)

[deronwilliams08]

UST's "chamba" 2006 season was followed by DLSU's unbelievable 2007 season. Those are 2 great moments which left optimistic fans from Loyola Heights and Recto very sad.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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[magishine]

I don't think it was an upset when FEU defeated ADMU in the 2003 UAAP Finals. The real upset was when FEU defeated ADMU twice in the 2000 UAAP Final Four.

[valdeaunia]

Nung nag-champion ang DLSU nung 1998, tapos lahat ng tao pumunta sa court to celebrate :lol:

Saw a video of that in the GreenArchers.net site.

[nash_bedista]

batukan blues ni Salgado kay Arwind Santos

Block ni Fonacier kay Mac Cardona

16-1 run ng Ateneo This season including Finals

[lovejones]

Black 7 Pumarens 0 in Season 71

[greaseland]

1999, game 3 of the Finals between UST and DLSU - Dino Aldeguer made a triple in the dying seconds of the 4th quarter that forced the OT.



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[mojackomojacko]

- Ateneo beats La Salle by 24 pts. (1996, 2nd Round)
- Dobol Block (2002 Finals Game 1)
- FEU upsets Ateneo! (2003 UAAP Finals)
- Tony Boy Espinosa's walkout (1991 UAAP Finals, Game 1)
- Hala, Sige, Dindo, Hulog! (1988 UAAP Finals)
- Bal David Yes! (1994 UAAP Finals, Game 3)
- 14-0! (1993, 2nd Round, vs. Adamson)
- The LA Shot (1st Rd. vs Adamson and 2nd Rd. vs. FEU, both in 2004)
- NU's first win vs. DLSU (2001)

hindi po upset yun. FEU was better that year.

[Tony Montana]

jimmy javier and joaqui trillo on the background (silverstar days)

when enrico villanueva and bj manalo hugged each other on the court after the championship of the 2002 season.

1987 finals wherein ateneo was down by a big margin against ue in the half. ateneo rallied in the second half to win the game by 2 points and eventually became the champion. i believed that is the start of the ue's curse.

1994 clutch baskets of henry ong of the ust tigers in the finals. and the rest of the powerhouse ust team.

fonacier swat twice the shot of cardona.

chia's clutch basket against ue.

nu's 2001 final four appearance.

caidic vs. jarencio scoring showdown in the 80's.

1993 ust sweep the season and eventually became again the champion for the longest of time.

[scqg]

1999, game 3 of the Finals between UST and DLSU - Dino Aldeguer made a triple in the dying seconds of the 4th quarter that forced the OT.



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that was foul counted right?? hail mary shot indeed.

same goes with gec chia's trey against ue back in 2001 final four.

[^^Ajaj^^]

aldeguer shot grabeh nakatayo na buong Yellow gallery ng UST nun celebrating then pag shoot ni dino ng bola sa tres upo kalahati ng araneta and tayo naman green gallery astig sobra!!!

[xlist]

aldeguer's three against ust
ritualo's three against feu
casio's three against admu

at higit sa lahat, ferdinand's dunk game 2 2008 finals!

[swo0osh]

courtside reporting of the following:
patty laurel, lia cruz, kame de jesus, sharon yu, agnes tapia, george rocha, dimples romana, andi manzano, tracy abad, gretchen fullido, and JEFF NAPA

But nothing beats "The Shot" of Gec

OBF!

[juncarlo]

aldeguer shot grabeh nakatayo na buong Yellow gallery ng UST nun celebrating then pag shoot ni dino ng bola sa tres upo kalahati ng araneta and tayo naman green gallery astig sobra!!!

Sa Cuneta yun. Watch it sa YouTube. :) Nirerenovate ata ang Araneta that time. :)

[deronwilliams08]

This happened on my first year watching the UAAP:

"Just a 2 point ball game! La Salle down by 2! They can go for the tie, or for the win."

"Cardona has the ball, he shoo- BLOCKED by Fonacier!!"

"One second to go! Another block!! And it's Ateneo in Game 1!!!"


And of course, UST's championship Season in 2006

[joey_tira]

manay salgado running like a old gay...:rotflmao:

[pepman]

^^
2005 ba 'to, nung muntik sila mag-away ni Arwhend Shantoshi-Javierre?

[joey_tira]

^^ oo, nung batok sabay takbo, yung takbo nya eh parang matandang bading na snatcher na hinahabol ng pulis. :rotflmao:

[Bahay_Na_Bato]

Siyempre, yung years na sumali ang Ateneo at La Salle, at nung muli silang naglaban sa UAAP.

Eh di nabuhayan ang liga. :)

[alvincell]

Siyempre, yung years na sumali ang Ateneo at La Salle, at nung muli silang naglaban sa UAAP.

Eh di nabuhayan ang liga. :)

hate to say this

but it's true :)

[greaseland]

2001 - Year of the 4-peat !!

[lfbuccat]

Ust 4peat. I witnessed all these 4 championship games in my 4 year stay in college in ust. I remember how we used to fill the araneta 3/4 full and just do the wave.

[KielDaMan]

My Top Moments per School:

ADMU - Fonacier double-piso on Cardona

DLSU - Aldeguer 4-point play vs USTe in the Finals

UST - "Cinderella" Champions in 2006

FEU - Andi Manzano, courtside hottie

UE - 14-0 in the elims, only to choke in the 2007 Finals

UP - 0-6, 6-0, 1-1 streaks at Season 67

AdU - MVP Ken Bono shooting (and making) 3's

NU - Jeff Napa 50-point scoring record

[chevara]

UST's grandslam victory during 2006..hehe..

I love this year when UST won almost all the major sports...Cheerdance Competition (5-peat) , Basketball, Volleyball (womens)...and of course the tradition itself -->the UAAP over-all champion title..:D

[Aleancelo]

- Ateneo beats La Salle by 24 pts. (1996, 2nd Round)

That game was like a 3-point shootout for the Blue Eagles. It was also a baptism of fire for then-La Salle rookie Don Allado who, for the first time, led the Green Archers in scoring after Telan was shackled by the pesky defense of Gabby Cui.

[MIGSY_08]

For me, as a Falcons fan...
last 2006, Adamson's First Final Four appearance since Final Four Format introduces!!

[RuckuS]

That game was like a 3-point shootout for the Blue Eagles. It was also a baptism of fire for then-La Salle rookie Don Allado who, for the first time, led the Green Archers in scoring after Telan was shackled by the pesky defense of Gabby Cui.

three point shots came like rain during a tsunami! John Verayo and Junie Rentosa were on fire. Brandon Sison even completed a 4pt. play. everything was going right for Ateneo, while DLSU didnt know what hit them. leading by as much as 31points at somepoint in the game.

nostalgia tidbits:

during the pre-game(or was it halftime feature) video, the Blue Eagles did the then popular "Chicken Dance" to honor Maui Roca.

Blue Babble Battalion(Last All-Male Batch) did the now infamous mopping the Araneta floor with a green "DLRT" jacket, did a phallic symbol formation during their halftime performance, and special appearance of the "Mysterious Eagle Man" -- someguy with a Blue Eagle Costume made of blue crepe paper and mooned the DLSU gallery. meriting a protest from DLSU admin asking for a public apology. :lol:

[babyboyarcher]

ryan a. jiggy dance :)

[TitanOne]

Jec Chia's finals clinching shot!

[theeng69]

aldeguer's three against ust
ritualo's three against feu
casio's three against admu

at higit sa lahat, ferdinand's dunk game 2 2008 finals!
in common languange, ferdinand's dunk is what we call a "ONE HIT WONDER."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.:D

[Aleancelo]

three point shots came like rain during a tsunami! John Verayo and Junie Rentosa were on fire. Brandon Sison even completed a 4pt. play. everything was going right for Ateneo, while DLSU didnt know what hit them. leading by as much as 31points at somepoint in the game.

I think Francis Tioseco also hit a 3 point shot in that game although most of the "raining kabooms" came from Brandon Sison.

[ADL]

For Diliman fanatics: the 1986 championship. Some even claim it was better than EDSA :lol:

[magishine]

Was he really (Maui Roca) "honored" with the "Chicken Dance" or did the dance simply portrayed the Eagles as chickens? I really miss those pre-Enrico Villanueva-Richard Alvarez years or the so-called dark ages of the Ateneo wherein teams run roughshod over them despite John Verayo's extra efforts, Gabriel "Gabby" Cui's "smothering" defense, and Ramon Tioseco's booming threes during garbage time. At least the Blue Eagles made some upsets during 1996 like their win over UST in the 1st round and against DLSU in the 2nd round.

[Aleancelo]

^^^Ateneo's dark ages produced players who really played with a lot of heart. Aside from the three Blue Eagles that you mentioned, guys like Gabby Severino (1990-1994), Basti Lacson (1989-92), Mike Singh (1990-1991), Stephen Santos (1991-1993), Ritchie Ticzon (1989-1993), Vince Hizon (1993), Sandy Arespacochaga (1993-97), Tonichi Pinzon (1995-1998), LA Mumar (1996-1998), Ryan Pamintuan (1996-1999) showed a lot of fighting spirit. At 6'0," Lacson and Singh played the power forward position, went up against giants like Marlou Aquino, EJ Feihl, Jun Limpot, etc. and even received several "in-your-face" shot blocks from these big men as they tried to challenge them. I remember the 6'1" Stephen Santos, during an Ateneo-Adamson game in 1992, tried to shoot over EJ Feihl. Feihl simply swatted Santos's shot but the latter did not give up. After getting the loose ball after that block, Santos tried to shoot over Feihl again, and he succeeded in scoring over the 7-foot Falcon.

[pepman]

^^
Forgot Olsen Racela there (1988-92) and 1998 rookies Gec Chia, Andrew Cruz, and Rico Villanueva (1998-2002).

BTW, who were the notable coaches of the AHS Blue Eaglets?

If I know, sila Virgil Villavicencio, Sandy A., and Jamike Jarin.

[RuckuS]

At least the Blue Eagles made some upsets during 1996 like their win over UST in the 1st round and against DLSU in the 2nd round.

everytime Ateneo won, it was always an "upset" .. we didnt have any sort of recruitment program then, thats why 85-90% of the team were simply call ups from the Blue Eaglets with a few walk-ins from the IAC -- Intrams! but despite that the players always played with HEART and never gave up till the buzzer sounded. even produced several players who made it to the PBL and PBA. the Blue Babble Battalion and the 6th Man then were the most hardcore you'd ever see. the Atenean crowds then were just a fraction of what it is now but cheered with so much passion and zealotry (i guess only hardcore fanatics would cheer for a losing team) it personified pure pride .. Win or Lose its the School we Choose indeed. i recall several games during the dark ages where Ateneo was clobbered by the powerhouse UST teams of the 90's in the Blue Eagle Gym, but when we went across the street to eat at Mcdonalds, people there would congratulate us for winning .. apparently the Babble cheered so loudly people at Mcdo actually thought we won ..

well that was then.. its a LOT different now. and its good to know that Ateneo Basketball actually learned something from all that losing during the early to mid 90's..

Greatest Moments in UAAP History? we aint seen nothing yet.. History is still being written .. and the best is yet to come.. *okay*

[Aleancelo]

the Blue Babble Battalion and the 6th Man then were the most hardcore you'd ever see. the Atenean crowds then were just a fraction of what it is now but cheered with so much passion and zealotry (i guess only hardcore fanatics would cheer for a losing team) it personified pure pride .. Win or Lose its the School we Choose indeed. i recall several games during the dark ages where Ateneo was clobbered by the powerhouse UST teams of the 90's in the Blue Eagle Gym, but when we went across the street to eat at Mcdonalds, people there would congratulate us for winning .. apparently the Babble cheered so loudly people at Mcdo actually thought we won ..

If you've got David Nye there cheering his lungs out, for sure, the few fans would definitely join the cheering with "so much passion and zealotry." Unfortunately, now that Ateneo is on a "run," Nye is out there in Singapore doing the news.

[magishine]

Richard Anthony "Ritchie" Ticzon was the UAAP's leading scorer during 1990 and he averaged in the 20s. I really miss those days when Ateneo's wins over the traditional powerhouses of the UAAP Seniors Division are considered upsets and their Blue Eaglet counterparts in the Juniors Division are almost always sure to win in the Finals just like the San Beda Red Cubs of the NCAA Juniors. Those were the times when the Eagles simply couldn't make it to the top 4 and the only team that they have a chance of defeating is the UP Fighting Maroons or maybe, the Eagles themselves. Indeed, the Ateneo teams during their so-called dark ages were imbued with the "win or lose, it's the school we choose" spirit, "whatever happens, we are still Ateneo" or something like that. By the way, Virgil Villavicencio was the coach of DLSU and not Ateneo HS in the early 1990s.

The defending champions Ateneo can actually have a double celebration for next year (2009). One is their school's 150th anniversary and the other is for the 10th anniversary of the end of their so-called dark ages in UAAP Seniors Basketball with their acquisition of Richard Alvarez, a key player who didn't come from the Blue Eaglets champion teams. It's like what happened to San Beda with the arrival of Samuel Ekwe, The Red Lion from Africa, in 2006. Of course the Eagles during that time had tougher competition (no need to cite examples, just think of Renren Ritualo) compared to the Sam Beda (I spelled it correctly) teams of 2006-2008. Both Alvarez and Ekwe are 2-time MVPs of the UAAP and NCAA, respectively and they both came from abroad prior to joining their respective collegiate teams.

[Aleancelo]

By the way, Virgil Villavicencio was the coach of DLSU and not Ateneo HS in the early 1990s.

I think he was the coach of the Ateneo Blue Eaglets from the late 80s to 1992.

[pepman]

^^
1987-1992 I guess.

Chot coached the Eaglets from 1986 to 1987.

[babyboyarcher]

jiggy dance!! ryan a!

[cmq23]

First thing on my mind: Gec Chia's shot against UE! Epic! Then Mac Cardona getting blocked by Larry Fonacier twice. And of course, Nonoy Baclao blocking Rico Maierhofer. :D

[magishine]

Okay. So Virgil was the Blue Eaglets coach during Adamson's domination of the UAAP Juniors. He also coached DLSU from 1993-1995, the time when UST dominated the UAAP Seniors. That means he is a great coach of bridesmaid teams.

I don't consider those two blocks of Fonacier over Cardona as great. I think it's just funny because Cardona is in a desperate situation to shoot since Mike Cortez seems allergic to get the ball and make the last shot. Cardona probably knows that he will get blocked. Chia's shot against UE is a great one and the intramural hero instantly became a bonfire hero.

[therapist20069]

Suspension of La Salle in 2006.













Aayyy, sorry!

Akala ko yung thread title "GRAVEST Moments....".

[pepman]

Okay. So Virgil was the Blue Eaglets coach during Adamson's domination of the UAAP Juniors. He also coached DLSU from 1993-1995, the time when UST dominated the UAAP Seniors. That means he is a great coach of bridesmaid teams.


Incidentally, archrivals.

[thebigQ]

For Diliman fanatics: the 1986 championship. Some even claim it was better than EDSA :lol:

hahaha. natawa naman ako dito. :lol:

[Aleancelo]

Okay. So Virgil was the Blue Eaglets coach during Adamson's domination of the UAAP Juniors. He also coached DLSU from 1993-1995, the time when UST dominated the UAAP Seniors. That means he is a great coach of bridesmaid teams.

Perhaps he's not really destined to win a championship. When he handled the RP Youth team in early 1995, the team placed sixth. Then when he handled teams in the PBL, those teams also did not fare well.

[theo78]

in my past seasons covering uaap: here are some of the greatest moments...
- UST winning their first women's football title (erasing to ghost of the past against DLSU this season)
- ADMU winning their first women's swimming title this season
- DLSU completing a 'three-peat' in women's volleyball in 2005
- DLSU completing a 'four-peat' in seniors basketball in 2001
- ADMU winning the 2002 seniors basketball title
- UST winning the seniors and women's basketball title in 2006
- UST winning the women's volleyball title after a 10-year drought in 2007 (which is the first season na hiwalay na ang volleyball at napunta sa second sem)
- ADMU winning their first women's basketball title in 2005

[pjayb69]

marvin poloyapoy and jojo hate pa rin!!!!

[James Ty III]

Sev Sarmenta covering the UAAP Games for Studio 23. He will be missed. But at least, he's back with the PBA where he truly belongs.

[SpellbindMedia]

In recent times I remember AdMU's male booters' dominance; a three-peat, I think. How about other sports?

Oh, and the UP - UST Cheerdance rivalry is just awesome.

[theo78]

FEU's five-peat in men's athletics...
UE boys volleyball four-peat...

[stonecold316]

UST four-peat run in the 90s.

[kram_mcoy]

when adamson made history in baseball and softball by winning championship titles in these 2 events with 10-0 record in the eliminations....*okay*

[heavy bomber]

The classic shoot out of Cadic and Jarencio during the 1984 and 1985 UAAP finals.

The first La Salle-Ateneo championship match up during the 1988 season, eventually changing the course of UAAP basketball becoming the undisputed most watch college basketball tournament. A few years later, other schools started to have their own cheers, cheerleaders which has been an NCAA tradition. Thanks to La Salle and Ateneo for bringing the cheers and crowd intensity and influenzing other UAAP schools to have their cheers and cheerleaders during the games.

[Noodles_Oblique]

^
INFLUENZING hehehehe...di kaya AH1N1 yan...fish

[pepman]

Influencing yata, Mr. JRU Boy. Mukhang nadale ka sa AH1N1 virus ah.

[^^Ajaj^^]

sa UAAP other sports Mens Table Tennis

21 - 0 ng playing coach namin na si Ernesto "Jon" Ebuen Jr. and player ng top Mens player ng UE

buong crowd natulala maski coach ng UE...

[Katchatore]

Jojo Hate = UAAP's greatest sportsman.

[pula_at_luntian]

When FEU Cheering Squad and UP Pep Squad danced together in the half time game :)

[jay hamilton]

isa lang naisip ko na name,.,. MEL VALERIANO.,.,,. brawl yan hehehehe:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

mabuhay pilipinas

[theo78]

jeff napa scoring 10 triples...uaap basketball record
angela benting scoring 33 pts...uaap volleyball record

nu's first ever uaap seniors basketball final four appearance in 2001
adamson's first ever uaap seniors basketball final four stint in 2006
ateneo's first ever uaap women's volleyball final four stint in 2007
ateneo's first ever uaap women's basketball title in 2005
ust's 17-0 title run in uaap men's volleyball this year...

[tawkytawny]

Game 3 finals between UST and DLSU circa 1994

Two misses from point blank range by Telan and E. Lago in the dying seconds which preserved the 1 or 2 point lead by UST. It has been told that the angels or spirits of deceased Asst. Coach Ascue and other Tomasians blocked those shots.

Fast forward to 2006, Semi finals between UST and UE.

A point blank miss by a UE swingman whose name escapes me in the dying seconds which preserved the 1 or 2 point lead of UST and catapulted UST to the Finals against the highly-fancied Ateneo squad. UE pg Labagala was crying unabashly in the sidelines being comforted by UE Head Coach Dindo Pumaren who himself a former point guard.

[Zorro_Legend]

1986


Ang taon kung saan nangyari ang dalawang pinag-lalaanan ng boses at laway ng mga taga Peyups...

UP Men's Basketball Championship courtesy of Magsanoc and Paras

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The Marcos dictatorship was finally toppled through the 'bloodless' EDSA People's Power

[Noli_Respicere]

I hate all of you
Date: 2009-06-10, 14:35:00

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