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Aleancelo
Aug 3, 2007, 01:34 AM
To all those who want to pursue the greatest of all sciences, and the greatest of all arts, I would like to share with you something which the great legal luminary, former Senator Jovito Salonga told us before we took the Bar:
"Do not enter the law profession if you expect to practice law principally for the purpose of making money. It is not a money-making profession. The money-making conception of the law profession is not only erroneous, but ruinous. For you must remember, you have made a vow to the greatest of all sciences, THE SCIENCE OF JUSTICE, and the greatest of all arts, THE ART OF ADJUSTING THE RIGHTS OF MEN AND WOMEN. Think daily of the nobility and dignity of the ministry of law. Remember the great men that have adored it and established the pillars of its glory. They were gentlemen, men of learning, of breeding, of honor as delicate as a woman's brush. Keep in mind the lords of the law. Resolve each morning,when you awake, that to the utmost of your efforts, you will strive to be one of them-in learning full and thorough, in courtesy delicate, in courage fearless, in character spotless, in all things and all seasons the TRUE KNIGHT OF JUSTICE."

tnorth5000
Aug 3, 2007, 06:22 AM
^^ Hope you will not emulate these lawyers below.:D
The devil's offer
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

Legal quotes & quips
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;

When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.�

-- Lin Yutang

�Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.�

-- Ambrose Bierce

"A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.�

-- Benjamin Franklin

�Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.�

-- Oscar Wilde

�In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.�

-- Lenny Bruce

�I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.-

-- Voltaire

ach_soo
Aug 3, 2007, 07:10 AM
"Adjusting the rights of men and women?"

erap_arroyo99
Aug 5, 2007, 07:29 AM
adjusting the rights of men and women.. does that mean our rights are not fixed? in the real world perhaps yes

quents
Aug 6, 2007, 09:22 PM
^its a metaphor.

atenean_blooded
Aug 7, 2007, 02:21 AM
"Why law? Law gets us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass... We're the new priesthood baby! We're coming out, guns blazing!"
- Al Pacino, as Satan/John Milton in "The Devil's Advocate"