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MY_maka_mandag
Jan 30, 2006, 06:23 PM
Fifty fun things to do during an exam


1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

tophe_17
Jan 31, 2006, 08:12 AM
Is this a joke?

Anyway, just remember not to cheat during exams, make sure you reviewed everything, prayed before taking it, and everything will be fine!






...and don't forget eating sweets!

GR8_GUY
Jan 31, 2006, 09:41 AM
51. Go mooning in front!

flsfnoeraekadad
Jan 31, 2006, 03:21 PM
52. Don't take the exam!

mige
Jan 31, 2006, 05:31 PM
53. No permit, no exam.

flsfnoeraekadad
Jan 31, 2006, 05:50 PM
54. Pay your debts to the school before taking the exam, or else you'll only take a long hard look at your test paper.

Kent_210
Jan 31, 2006, 06:01 PM
55. There is always a Special Exam....

reality_STRUCKS
Jan 31, 2006, 06:40 PM
56. UST exams are the hardest!

flsfnoeraekadad
Jan 31, 2006, 10:13 PM
57. Number 56 is the hardest to fail.

Altwegg
Jan 31, 2006, 11:06 PM
58. Don't pay attention to stupid people around you.

:)

reality_STRUCKS
Jan 31, 2006, 11:17 PM
58. Don't pay attention to stupid people around you.

:)

this has nothing to do in taking exams

Altwegg
Jan 31, 2006, 11:19 PM
59. Again, don't pay attention to stupid people around you.

flsfnoeraekadad
Jan 31, 2006, 11:21 PM
58. Don't pay attention to stupid people around you.

:)
This has something to do with exams, Reality_strucks.

60. Focus.

Altwegg
Jan 31, 2006, 11:27 PM
61. Do not pollute your examination paper with senseless answers.

reality_STRUCKS
Feb 1, 2006, 12:02 AM
71. Always number your answers properly.

viva UST!

Shinobi No Kami
Feb 1, 2006, 02:12 AM
72. Never pass your paper early, even if the exam is easy.

73. If you really got stumped on a question, write something (a formula, an outline of your solution, etc.). Never leave a number blank.

xybert_22
Feb 1, 2006, 03:24 AM
74. For engineering student. Always put back-up formulas (kodigo) in your calculator. hahaha

Kent_210
Feb 1, 2006, 10:38 AM
Incase you panic and have no choice but to swallow the leakage paper...

75. Always bring water during the exam.

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 1, 2006, 01:14 PM
76. If you are sosi, then bring C2. :insane:

mige
Feb 1, 2006, 01:22 PM
77. Please turn-off your cellphone or put it into silent mode during the exam.

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 1, 2006, 01:27 PM
78. No calculator? Cellphone is the key!

atenean_blooded
Feb 1, 2006, 03:30 PM
Count(down) the number of items, and then determine how much time you'll need.

gold_inhinhiero
Feb 1, 2006, 07:19 PM
DO NOT CHEAT and DO NOT ALLOW SOMEONE CHEAT FROM YOU

That's the worst thing to do during an examination.

sue_mo!
Feb 1, 2006, 08:27 PM
if you are taking a UST exam, it is also the best time to write your memoirs.

bring an editor with you, there'll be time.

neoreo09
Feb 1, 2006, 08:49 PM
79. Answer the easiest questions first. Prioritize the test.

gold_inhinhiero
Feb 1, 2006, 09:08 PM
80. Never bring a graphing calculator in examinations involving graphing of functions and relations unless your professor told you to do so.

81. Answer the test neatly. In case you have many erasures in the test, use a liquid eraser.

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 1, 2006, 10:09 PM
82. If you get caught cheating, use the power of logic, critical thinking and philosophy. Great practice ground.

xybert_22
Feb 1, 2006, 11:34 PM
83. Be friendly on your seatmates.

84. Always wear a jacket during the exam. You can put several formulas (kodigo) inside your jacket.

85. If you forgot the formula, ask your seatmate. Tell him that you are going to treat him for snacks if he tell you the exact formula and answer.

86. Be friendly to your professor. Treat him sometimes.

87. Make sipsip on your professor so he/she will make "awa" to you kung bagsak ka.

88. Try to bring snacks except for "tsitsarong bulaklak". Maingay kasing kainin.

89. Try to find some OT.

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 2, 2006, 06:24 AM
83. Hankies are handy for kodigo storage. Bring one with the necessary info.

paralusi
Feb 2, 2006, 10:33 AM
90. why bother? you can have someone falsify the result of the exams, anyway.

neoreo09
Feb 2, 2006, 12:52 PM
82. If you get caught cheating, use the power of logic, critical thinking and philosophy. Great practice ground.

lols, pano 'toh?

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 2, 2006, 02:12 PM
91. Don't bother taking the exam if you know you are gonna fail or be bokya. You'll just be wasting time extracting info that you do not know and things you have not reviewed.

mo_sue
Feb 3, 2006, 01:01 AM
100. pray to all the saints of ust so you can pass. go ust!

blue4real
Feb 3, 2006, 04:55 AM
101. You can always pray to Mama Mary and Fr Nebres and for sure you'll ace any test! Go Ateneo!

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 3, 2006, 03:19 PM
lols, pano 'toh?
Di ko pa nasusubukan eh.

mige
Feb 4, 2006, 09:53 AM
102. Do not copy the wrong answers.

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 4, 2006, 10:01 AM
102. Do not copy the wrong answers.
Gee, this got me laughing! :insane:

wArThOg
Feb 4, 2006, 04:09 PM
103. tumabi sa mga friends na matatalino

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 4, 2006, 07:55 PM
104. Wag maingay habang nangongopya, baka mahalata yung pangongopya mo. Remember, being caught talking is subject to cheating.

Haloperidol
Feb 4, 2006, 09:16 PM
105. learn the sign language para sa mga multiple choice

xybert_22
Feb 4, 2006, 10:16 PM
106. Always seat on the back during the exam. Mas malaki *** chance mo na makakopya at makapag-open ng notes kung sa likod ka uupo.

xybert_22
Feb 4, 2006, 10:20 PM
107. If the exam is really difficult, tell to your instructor that you cnt take the exam coz your mind or stomach is aching ( sabay tumba sa tabi ng prof, kunwari hinimatay ka).

mo_sue
Feb 4, 2006, 10:37 PM
108. take the exam at ust! sure pass! ahihi!

wArThOg
Feb 4, 2006, 11:54 PM
109. wala pa ring tatalo sa kodigo sa likod ng calculator o kaya sa examination booklet. pag nag cr ang prof, kopya ka na ng mabilis at open mo na lahat ng pede mong buksan..hehe

flsfnoeraekadad
Feb 5, 2006, 12:00 AM
110. Pick the proctors na alam mong tutulugan ka lang pag nagbabantay sa examination. Sure pass! :lol:

sultry911
Feb 5, 2006, 10:24 PM
magfinger *** marelease ang tension and stress...