Oxymorons

[Kaboom!]

Got this in the mail and thought it was pretty funny. Anyone know of any more good ones?

Top 48 OXYMORONS
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>; 48. Act naturally
>; 47. Found missing
>; 46. Resident alien
>; 45. Advanced BASIC
>; 44. Genuine imitation
>; 43. Airline Food
>; 42. Good grief
>; 41. Same difference
>; 40. Almost exactly
>; 39. Government organization
>; 38. Sanitary landfill
>; 37. Alone together
>; 36. Legally drunk
>; 35. Silent scream
>; 34. Metal woods
>; 33. Living dead
>; 32. Small crowd
>; 31. Business ethics
>; 30. Soft rock
>; 29. Butt Head
>; 28. Military Intelligence
>; 27. Software documentation
>; 26. New York culture
>; 25. New classic
>; 24. Sweet sorrow
>; 23. Childproof
>; 22. "Now, then ..."
>; 21. Synthetic natural gas
>; 20. Passive aggression
>; 19. Taped live
>; 18. Clearly misunderstood
>; 17. Peace force
>; 16. Extinct Life
>; 15. Temporary tax increase
>; 14. Computer jock
>; 13. Plastic glasses
>; 12. Terribly pleased
>; 11. Computer security
>; 10. Political science
>; 9. Tight slacks
>; 8. Definite maybe
>; 7. Pretty ugly
>; 6. Twelve-ounce pound cake
>; 5. Diet ice cream
>; 4. Rap music
>; 3. Working vacation
>; 2. Exact estimate
>;
>; And the Number one top OXY-Moron
>; 1. Microsoft Works


Peace.

[TWIX1]

That's quite a list you have!

here's my tiny contribution:
Thunderous silence

[Ira]

Oh, how about "sensitive man"?

Peace! It's a joke! :D

[blue babe]

LOL at ira!

[bing2x]

elevated subway
home office
:)

[green grin]

nice one, ira. (i'm hurt. oooh! another oxymoron!)

[This message has been edited by green grin (edited 02-22-2000).]

[flyderman]

How bout "Philippine President"?

Oops, sorry. I though you asked for Morons...


:)

[ann]

*lol* flyderman

considering all the complaints i've read abt the service: america on line

[JDELEON]

"Anarchy rules!"
>; "Free with purchase"
>; "Happy Monday"
>; "One size fits all"
>; "Slow children" (sign with a picture of a running child)
>; "Thank God I'm an Atheist"
>; "This page intentionally left blank"
>; Advanced BASIC
>; Airline food
>; Almost exactly
>; Alone together
>; American beer
>; American chop suey
>; Apple tech support
>; Arms limitation
>; Art student
>; Artificial intelligence
>; Athletic scholarship
>; Bad health
>; Balding hair
>; Bankrupt millionaire
>; Better than new
>; Black light
>; Boring orgasm
>; Brave politician
>; British fashion
>; Cafeteria food
>; California culture
>; California expressway
>; Canadian culture
>; Casual intimacy
>; Cheerful pessimist
>; Childproof
>; Christian education
>; Christian militia
>; Civil war
>; Classic rock & roll
>; Clean dirt
>; Clean hack
>; Clearly confused
>; Clearly misunderstood
>; Clinton leadership
>; Coca-Cola Foods
>; Coed fraternity/sorority
>; Computer jock
>; Computer security
>; Congressional ethics
>; Congressional oversight
>; Conservative Democrat
>; Conspicuous absence
>; Constant change
>; Definite maybe
>; Degradable plastic
>; Diet ice cream
>; Dining hall food
>; Disco music
>; Down escalator/elevator
>; Dry beer
>; Dry ice
>; Dry wine
>; DOS operating system
>; Electroshock therapy
>; Environmentalist bumper sticker
>; Ergonomic keyboard
>; Exact estimate
>; Executive decision
>; Express bus
>; Express mail
>; Fallout shelter
>; Fighting for peace
>; First annual
>; First-strike defense
>; Flat-busted
>; Flexible freeze
>; Found missing
>; Free election
>; Free electron laser
>; Freezer burn
>; Friendly competitor
>; Friendly fire
>; Full-length bikini
>; Funny clean joke
>; Fuzzy logic
>; Gay drill sergeant
>; Genuine imitation
>; Good grief
>; Good mother-in-law
>; Graduate student
>; Great Britain
>; Guest host
>; Hard disk
>; Hard water
>; Hazardous waste disposal
>; Holy War
>; Honest crook
>; Honest politician
>; Indecent exposure
>; Industrial park
>; Jumbo shrimp
>; Kosher ham
>; Legally drunk
>; Liquid crystal
>; Living dead
>; Long Island Expressway
>; Management support
>; Management action
>; Management style
>; Married life
>; Martial law
>; Math teacher
>; Mature student
>; McDonalds dinner
>; Microsoft Works
>; Middle East peace process
>; Military intelligence
>; New Classic
>; New Mexico
>; Nice cat
>; Noble savage
>; Non-alcoholic beer
>; Non-denominational church
>; Nonworking mother
>; Now, then
>; Nuclear defense
>; Paperless office
>; Petty cash
>; Philosophy science
>; Plastic glasses
>; Pocket calculator
>; Police protection
>; Political science
>; Politically correct
>; Precision bombing
>; Presidential promises
>; Pretty ugly
>; Private e-mail
>; Psychiatric care
>; Public school education
>; Quality assurance
>; Quick fix
>; Rap music
>; Rare steak
>; Reagan memoirs
>; Real fantasy
>; Realistic schedule
>; Realtime computing
>; Reasonable female
>; Recently new
>; Reckless caution
>; Religious education
>; Republican initiative
>; Resident alien
>; Responsible committee
>; Rolling stop
>; Rush hour
>; Same difference
>; Sanitary landfill
>; Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
>; Sedate sex
>; Semi truck
>; Semi-boneless ham
>; Severely/slightly killed
>; Silent scream
>; Small crowd
>; Smart bomb
>; Smart drugs
>; Social Security
>; Social science
>; Soft rock
>; Software engineering
>; Solid glass
>; Sports sedan
>; Stealth bomber
>; Student athlete
>; Student teacher
>; Summer school
>; Synthetic natural gas
>; Taped live
>; Tax return
>; Television critic
>; Temporary tax increase
>; Terribly pleased
>; True gossip
>; True story
>; User friendliness
>; User-friendly war
>; Violent agreement
>; Virtual reality
>; Wonder Bread
>; Woods Metal
>; Working vacation
>; 10K fun run
>; 12-ounce pound cake