Ross' Story Time Part 2

[Ada]

Part 1: http://www.pinoyexchange.com/Forum12/HTML/000680.html

Here are the last two entries to help in the continuity of the story:

Funny thing was, Jen noticed that John Paul was likewise scantily dressed. She was into polka dots herself, so she didn't really mind.

Nonetheless she remained curious, but didn't dare break her pose since cute neighbors painting her early in the morning from her backyard in comfortable clothing wasn't exatly routine to her.

Just then, an ominous sound was heard in the background...

it was her dog who has broken loose from its leash. and is on the rampage. It running straight at them when.....

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

...Benito, Jen's bro came downstairs to meet John Paul, saw that Jen and John Paul are...

[bLaCk]

dancing DubIDub sa Dance Revo!

[Reflection]

...while JP was passionately clinging to his....

[Reflection]

...sketch pad and pencil, Jen suddenly pushed away from JP when she saw Benito. Seeing the anger on her brother's face, Jen explained, "Wait, it is not what it looks like."...

[chez-o]

and benito replied..."ate naman... i was just admiring your score...naka B ka naman eh... but wait til u see this...." and bentio stepped into the dance pads and danced away with amazing grace (oops, religious song ata to) and style....

[cianoy]

...unknown even to previous narrators was that there were actually two dance pads. Thus, even as Benito was preoccupied doing roger rabbits juxtaposed with macarena in the left pad, the apparently vicious dog was in fact an excited dog.

Surprising the three characters and audiences all over the world alike, Snoop the Dog jumped into the right pad and started dancing, doggy style. Furthermore, while dancing he started rapping in a syncopated manner (kaya nga Snoop Doggy). And did I mention the gold necklaces and rings?

[Yoshi]

While Benito and the dog (let's just call him Bantay, shall we?) were busy stomping away on the dance mats, JP continued on his quest to sketch Jen's wonderful face.

"Jen, I didn't realize you were this pretty." JP said.

"Thanks ha. You know, you don't look bad yourself," said Jen with a naughty smile.

Suddenly, JP turned serious. "You know, there's something I have been wanting to do for a long time now," he said. JP then whipped out his large, long...

[chez-o]

belt and started whipping Jen..." ******* ka akala ko ako na ang pinakamaganda sa neighborhood, plano mo palang kunin ang korona ko...malandi ka...you're nothing but a second rate, trying hard...pangit!"....

[cianoy]

But oh how screams of ecstasy filled the air even as JP continued to whip Jen. With feminine indecisiveness she wailed, "Yes! No! Yes!"

JP thoroughly got into the act and demanded, "Who's your daddy?! Who's your daddy?!" all the while whipping away at Jen's hapless but certainly not shapeless body.

In a dazzling turn of events, the doggie stepped down from his dance contraption and said...

[Reflection]

Arf! Arf! Arf! (Tagalog translation from Bantay: Ba-wa-waw)

Inter-species translation....

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[Ira]

"Stop it, JP! You're hurting my master!", whereupon, the dog grabbed the belt and dragged it away from JP.

JP was dazed, realising....

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

... that Bantay is much prettier than Jen (kahit na lalaki siya).

... he grabbed Bantay by the neck and started to...

[ascot]

....and started to check for fleas and ticks..." Jen, how dare you! You own this dog, and you don't even take time out to bathe him regularly.... ang dami niyang kutoooo... shucks, jen, you should take him to the vet..." Then, suddenly, bantay is struggling....

[cianoy]

...in a surprisingly sexy manner...

[ross]

bantay began to talk. he was one of those ummm... how do you say it... gifted ones. "i am bantay and i have to say i'm very cold. i'm naked for christ' sake"

[Reflection]

...realizing how gifted Bantay is, she snatched him from the clutches of JP, and sobbingly whispered in the dog's ear.....

[ParuParo]

sobs..."noon pa dapat kita napagkakitaan...".

[clone]

...."Doggone it! What you are feeling for me is just puppy love," muttered Bantay.

Feeling the tightening stranglehold of the suddenly possesive Jenny, Bantay pleads to her, "how can i negotiate my freedom?"

Jen ponders for a moment, then replies...

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[bunny]

"I am your master...and you are just my dog!!! You are my slave...you cannot have what you are asking for. I want you to work for me. We'll be rich and famous! Imagine, a talking dog?!?!? and i own it! You will play dance revo in Glorietta 4 today!!! Let's go!"

Jen, Bantay and JP leave for Glorietta 4...and when they get there...

[chez-o]

they saw two guys playing dance revo holding hands....
"benito? mr valderamma?...este mommy...anong ginagawa niyo dito?"
"anak, nageensayo kami ni benito, sasali kami sa eat bulaga...feeling namin makukuha namin ang simpatya ng judges kung mother-son team di ba???"
"mommy, it's mother-daughter." angal ni benito.
" biglang nataranta si jen....no...inisip niya, dapat walang makakaalam ng dancing dog ko....
with bantay in one arm ang jp on the other, they sped off to encore encore in megamall (yes, tumakbo sila!)

[bLaCk]

and when they got a room.. kumanta agad sila ng...

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

...bahay kubo, kahit munti, ang halaman doon, ay sari-sari...

[uptowngirl]

....singkamas at talong, sigarilyas at mani...sitaw, bataw, patani....

[cianoy]

...yes yes yo...

[Reflection]

...yes, Bantay, you finish the song.

Bantay: "Yo quiero Taco Bell"...ooops wrong song, and I suddenly realized that I am not a chihuahua...

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[clawed_out]

....mama mama namamangka pasakay nga itong bata, pagdating sa maynila ipagpalit ng.....
*pasali ha!*

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

...manika.

...then a famous manager/producer saw what the "lasing" did. he quickly took out his calling card, gave it to the man. then ask him if he want to enter show business.

...seeing her opportunity, Jen quickly run towards the manager/producer. but jp saw the manager/producer too, he tripped Jen, and...

[clone]

(Clawed_out, welcome to the story)

...attacked the lasing for beating him to the punch. Then he begged for...

[This message has been edited by clone (edited 01-21-2000).]

[This message has been edited by clone (edited 01-21-2000).]

[Mikki]

...habang nagsasalita si Bantay ay meron palang nagmamasid sa kanila na isang lasing at ito ay biglang lumapit at.....

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

...ninakaw sa kanila yun mic, siya naman ang kumanta ng...

[Reflection]

...a cup of the delicious-looking, orange-pineapple punch. After gulping down all his drink, JP wiped his mouth with his hand and said...

[Yoshi]

"...Yummy! I just love pineapple juice. They contain all the wonderful substances that start with a p but sounds like an f—phytochemicals! They help you fight the big C—cancer!"

"Really?" Jen said. "Then give me some of those!"

Jen got a glassful of punch, but when she put her lips to the glass for a drink, she saw something inside, floating along with the punch. It was...

[clawed_out]

....a dead flying ipis! Jen immediately went to the....

[bunny]

the bushes and puked....then she approaches JP and beats the hell out of him.."You *******!!! there was a dead cockroach in my drink!!! Im gonna....

[clone]

..."sue you! You will hear from my lawyer."
Jen leaves the hapless, helpless JP sprawled on the ground. He struggles to get up but....

[ascot]

...but he remained on the ground in amazement.. Jen and Bantay sang together, with Bantay even doing vocal acrobatics ala Mariah Carey. " Amazing, not only can he dance well, but he can sing well,too!", JP and the famous talent agent said in unison. Meanwhile, the lasinggero ran in terror as he hears the singing dog and master.
Then, the talent agent gave his calling card to Jen, saying, " Ring me up, and i'll make you, and your dog, a STAR!"
But Bantay was unimpressed by the agent's offer..

[clone]

...in addition to the enormous amount of money being offered, he demanded more benefits which included.....

[archangel]

(ako din sali)

... a year's supply of Pedigree and Shellgard Anti-Flea Powder and Shampoo. But the agent said...

[Mikki]

...yun lang pala. Walang problema. Pumirma ng kontrata si Jen pero pagdating ke Bntay ay natigilan ang ahente dahil...

[Yoshi]

...biglang nagsalita si Bantay. Sabi niya...

[Cy]

..di ako marunong magsulat...

[chez-o]

"but i'll sign...sa dalawang kondisyon...."
"ano?," sabi nmg talent manager
"palitan niyo ang brand to bow wow dog food, para maging kabrand ko si hotdog na aso ni jughead....at pangalawa....hanapan niyo ako ng papa!!!!"
napatingin ang dalawa at sabay sigaw "bruha, ikaw rin???" at naggroup hug at beso-beso ang tatlo...
biglang bumalik si jen
"akin siya, magiging milyonarya ako... kung di siya sa akin, di siya mapupunta sa inyo...makapatayan na tayo..." sabay sprinkle ng msg sa dogfood..."bantay....bantay o, you want some....?" with a weird looney expression in her eyes....
ano ang gagawin ni bantay... (considering na di pa siya nakakain despite the long run to mega ang the non-stop dancing...)

[Mikki]

...naamoy ni Bantay ang msg sa pagkain na binigay ni Jen at naghinala sya... kahit na gutom sya, nde na rin nya kinain...kumaripas na lang sya ng takbo at naghanap ng ibang amo...and he lived happily ever after.

Samantalang si Jen ay nagiba rin ang takbo ng kanyang buhay magmula ng lumayas si Bantay. Sya ngayon ay...

[clawed_out]

nag apply bilang tindera ng lobo sa may.......

[KuyaDanny]

...Luneta.

Matinong hanapbuhay. Hindi malaki ang kita pero disente naman. And perfectly legal. Nguni't paminsan-minsan naiisip niya..."ang lungkot ko naman, ganito na lang ba ako habang buhay?"

"Ano kaya kung subukan kung mag-artista? Bagay kaya sa akin ang role ng isang..."

[chez-o]

...luka-luka....hmmm.....hindi lang nila alam....galing galing kong umarte....kasi naman...bat nawal ang asong iyon....crispin, basilio, crispin, basilio....mwhahahah...booohoooohooo......

natyuluyan nang maloka si jen nang maynaaninagan siyang lalake...parang kilala niya....

[Yoshi]

...nakita niya ang kanyang long lost dance instructor na si Chris!

"My God, Jen! Anong nangyari sa iyo? Bakit nagtitinda ka na lang dito sa Luneta? (Bakit nga ba? Hindi naman sinabi sa kwento na na-bankrupt sila, ah.)" sabi ni Chris.

"Ah...eh...kasi mula nung nawala si Bantay, nagpasya akong mamuhay nang mag-isa. It's about time I needed to learn how to be independent," Jen said.

"Buti na lang nakita kita. May maganda akong offer sa iyo. I've been thinking about this for a long time," Chris said.

*long pause with background music

"Jen," Chris said. "Could you be my..."

[schadow1]

"... new maid. Kasi kalalayas lang ng katulong namin eh. kung sa bagay, tindera ka na lang pala eh... at gusto mo independent diba? eh di magtrabaho ka sa amin.. masmalaki pa kikitain mo dahil masmalaking sahod ang ibibigay ko sayo! mag-eenjoy ka pa kasi wala misis ko every weekend... pwede tayong......."

[clawed_out]

.....mag bunot ng damo habang wala ang misis ko. oo at baka makakita ka pa ng mga...

[KuyaDanny]

<;commercial...breast milk is still best for babies>;

<;pasok ang theme song ni Ross. Ano nga ba yon?>;

<;fade in to reveal...>;


...uod! Oo! Uod! Mga earthworms!!! Napakagandang source ng protina. Masustansiya at malinamnam. Puwedeng gawing hamburger!!!

Imagine di possibilities, veveh...puwede ka maging bulate queen! Baka yan lang ang kakilanganin mo para mag happily ever after na tayo!

<;and their fantasies are rudely interrupted by a loud knocking on d dor...KNOCK KNOCK!!!

"Tao po!!!"

...

[Ada]

(teka, paano nagka-pintuan? diba nasa Luneta sila?)

"Tao po!" *knock knock knock* "Buksan niyo ang pinto! NBI ito!" *sabay tadjak sa pinto*

Nagkatinginan sina Jen at Chris sa takot nang...

[clawed_out]

tao po...(tok tok tok)

at nakita ni Jen ang isang babaeng naka violet na medyas at halatang halata ang kanyang dala dalang malaking.....

[KuyaDanny]

...upo!

Ay!, buti na lang naabutan ko kayo. Galing ako sa province. May dala akong upo para sa inyo. Bagong pitas. Sarap i-gisa lagyan ninyo ng konting daing...ayos!

Hindi ko maiwasan ang makinig sa malungkot ninyong kuwentong-buhay habang naghinintay akong wasakin ng NBI ang pinto...

Kung nalulumbay ka rito sa Luneta, kung saan bigla na lang nagkakaroon ng pinto, bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay sa lalawigan? Masarap ang...

[cianoy]

...simoy ng hangin. Para bang naka 24-hour protection ng new Rexona Stick ang lahat ng tao dun...

[Yoshi]

...at marunong rin silang gumamit ng tawas pag may emergency.

Biglang bumagsak ang pinto. *BLAG!*

"Mga NBI kami. Taas ang kamay!" sabi ng hepe sabay tutok ng kanyang armas (armas as in armed weapon ha; ang isip...) sa kanilang dalawa.

"Ano po ba ang kasalanan namin?" tanong ni Jen.

"Illegal possession of a door!" sabi ng hepe.
(Bwiset na pintuan naman yan, di pa rin naalis sa kwento)

Sabay hinatak ng mga kagawad ng NBI ang lupasay na si Jen at si Chris papunta sa...

[Reflection]

...Starbucks. He whispered in Jen's ear, "I can drop all the charges against you (but not my armas) if you will...

[clone]

...."buy me a cup of delicious, piping hot native coffee."

"Ano po ang 'native coffee'?," asked Jen. "Wala yata noon dito."

"Native coffee? Hindi mo alam yon? It is decafenative coffee," replied the NBI agent. "Yung walang caffeine."

"O sige na nga," responded Jen. "But promise me you will...."

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[chez-o]

search something for me......"
"ano yun?"
"Isang aso, asong marunong magsalita at magdance rev....pagnakita mo siya, sayo na lahat...tatanan tayo....punta tayo kahit saan."
"pero...pero...ako'y isang alagad ng batas...pero...shame...bakit ako mahihiya..."
"mwahahaha (ala selina)....akin na si bantay...mapappasaakin siya..." (close up kay Jen)

[Reflection]

...After thinking fast to herself, Jen smiled sweetly and said "Nagbibiro lang ako. Wala namang asong marunong magsalita or magdance, di ba?" She had to say this to stop the NBI agent from finding Bantay and keeping him for himself.

"'langhiya ka, pinaniwala mo pa ako eh puro bola lang pala," shouted the agent. But he had another plan in mind...

[Yoshi]

"O sige, saan na yung decaffenative coffee namin?" sabi ng agent.

Habang nag-oorder si Jen sa counter, binulungan ni Agent 1 si Agent 2. "Palagay ko pwede na itong babae kay Boss," sabi ni Agent 1.

Miyembro pala ng white slavery ring itong mga damuhong pulis na ito!

Matapos nilang inumin ang kanilang mga inumin, sumakay na sila sa sasakyan. Lingid sa kaalaman nina Jen at Chris, papunta pala sila sa hideout ng sindikato na matatagpuan sa...

[Mister Dean]

Baguio!

But it didn't reach Baguio and only got as far as Bantay's head.

"Aray!" said Bantay (o, rhyme, diba?). "That hurt me a lot, which reminds me that an owner I've got!" (nyek, rhyme ulit, pilit na)

And Bantay ran out of the garden where he was sunbathing to look for Jen.

Meanwhile...

[Telcontar]

Smokey Mountain...

"bakit tayo pumunta dito akala ko laya na kami after bigyan namin kayo ng kape?" tanong ni Jenny.

Si Chris ay hinimatay dahil sa amoy at siya ay nalaglag sa sasakyan at piagtawanan ng mga taga Smokey Mountain nang biglang dumating si.....

[clawed_out]

malditang JP at kinaladkad ng walang pakundangan si Chris dahil...

[Mister Dean]

gusto niyang mapakinabangan si Jen at ang kanyang magnificent aso.

"Istap!" yelled Jen. "Don't take him awee!"

"Ang kapal mo," JP screamed. "Akala mo ba na yu ken istap me? Me?! ME?!!"

Biglang kumuha si Jen ng bato sa kanyang bulsa, inilagay sa kanyang bibig at sumigaw ng...

[KuyaDanny]

...pwehhh!!!!

Ang pangit talaga ng lasa ng bato!

Thinking quickly, she takes the bato from her mouth at hinagis ng pagkalakas-lakas papuntang...

[clawed_out]

Chris grabbed JP's head & shoved it into the ground...sige idikdik mo pa sa putik ng Smokey Mountain....(hmm may garden pala sa smokey mountain)......"Ouch you're hurting me, kaka pa hot oil ko palang sa.....

[chez-o]

"....banyo...grabe pala talaga yang rejoice na yan...feeling ko nakahot oil talaga ako."
"yuck you're so cheap, alam mo the best pa rin ang hot oil sa david's"
pati si jen ay napatiggil," aling branch?"
"sa katipunan..."
"sige let's go..."
"sama ako..." sabi ni bantay.."drop me off sa ateneo, i think i wanna get a degree in political science...."
"sige, at kapag natapos ka na, patatakbuhin ka namaing senador, sigurdong panalo ka, protector of animal rights..."
"paano ang lagay namin diyan," napaisip ang 2 agents.
napaisip si jen..." sa akin ang sweldo, paghahatian ni chris and jp ang pork barrel at ang 2 agents ang magiging body guard...aba malaki din ang kick back ng mga body guard ha"
"hindi, amin pati movie rights...." sabi ni agent 2
"agreed," sabi ni jen
and so the bunch david's and after an invigorating hot oil (yes, pati si bantay at ang 2 agent) went to the ateneo.......

[clone]

...auditorium where they all.....

[clawed_out]

saw a lot of screaming.....

[bLaCk]

because in the auditorium stage, nagpeperform si...

[Yoshi]

(bLaCk: Ulit-ulitin ba??? :) Tsaka wala kaming auditorium sa Ateneo, so sa Loyola Gym na lang)

...Judy Ann Santos! (sponsored by AIESEC kasi fan ni Juday yung president...)

"When there's no getting over that rainbow, when the smallest of dreams would come true, I can't take all the madness the world has to give, but I won't last a day without you..." sings Juday. (Katangi-tanging single na na-release...kawawa...)

Suddenly, na-excite si Bantay. "Jen, I want to sing along with my idol Juday," sabi ni Bantay.

"Pero hindi pwede, mabibisto ka bilang isang talented dog. Paano na ang secret mo?" sabi ni Jen.

"Okay lang yon. At least, hindi na nila akong tatawaging askal. It's so demeaning," sabi ni Bantay.

So tuluyan na ngang tumungo si Bantay sa stage. But while climbing the stairs, biglang...

[chez-o]

na-kyutan si juday kay bantay at dagli itong pinulot..."wow, ang cute naman. kung kanino man ito, thanks talaga ha, you're so generous, mga judaynites...."
ano ang gagawin ng tropa????

[Reflection]

"I want to sing," biglang sabi ni Bantay habang nagpupumiglas sa mahigpit na hawak ni Juday. "Pleeese releeese me, let me go..."

[cianoy]

...biglang nagutom si Bantay. Na-realize nyang may craving pa la sya sa siopao dahil nakita nya si Juday...

[Ira]

...na mukhang mas bilog pa sa siopao na bola-bola.

Binilhan siya ni Jen ng siopao sa Caf, and while they were eating their meals and making tambay, nakita ni Fr. Dacanay si Jen and Bantay. Fr. Dacanay rushed to them, yelling....

[archangel]

...Hoy! No pets allowed inside the cafeteria!!!...
Jen said...

[bLaCk]

ganon? please naman... just this once? i'll do anything...!!!

Father Dacanay stroked his goatee and grinned sheepishly... "Anything???"

"yeah"

Father Dacanay smiled "ok... i want you to...

[Ira]

"...donate Bantay as the official Ateneo basketball team mascot. That dang eagle's always given us bad luck, matagal-tagal na ring di nananalo ang basketball team, I think it's time to change the bird. Great entertainment value pa iyang aso," grins Fr. Dacanay.

Jen was stunned. Hindi kaya magutom si Bantay? Di kaya maging galisin si Bantay? O di kaya....gasp....gawing PULUTAN si Bantay ng basketball team during one Saturday night inuman???

Jen sobbed, "No!! I will sacrifice myself na lang, just don't ask me to give up Bantay!"

Fr. Dacanay begins to leer, and then....

[clone]

...he whispers in Jen's ear, "If you are not going to donate Bantay, I have another proposition for you" *bzzz, bzzz, bzzz*

Jenny pulls away from Fr. Dacanay in disgust at what she just heard him whisper.

"FR. DACANAY!" she exclaimed indignantly. "How could YOU say....."

[wAgKaNgMaKaLaT]

(sali rin ko..)

...how could you say....
i have to recite 10 hail mary's
for my penance??? mabuti pa.........

[clawed_out]

....eh maglakad na lang ako ng paluhod at lilibutin ko ang buong campus, kagaya nung sa kabila, pero may damit ako ha, yoko nga ng walang saplot sa katawan, maginaw at gusto ko.....

[chez-o]

"sige gawin mo!" sabi ni fr.d
"aba, father, wala namang ganyanan." sabi ni bantay "gusto mo magdancedance revo na lang....ako vs. kung sino man ang pinakamagaling sa admu...kung talo ako, sige, mascot ako, pero kung panalo, mascot ako ng school ng mga mampapana..."
"sige...." said fr. d
at tinawagan na ni fr. d si mrs. d. (sumpaico) na magprint ng mga posters para i announce ang "the great ateneo dance dance challange..."

[Ira]

"Father!", chastised Mrs. Sumpaico, "Challenge is spelled with an E!" [kiss chez-o na lang, just tripping! :D]

"Ah, basta!", sabi ni Fr. D. "Tignan mo kung sino sa school na ito ang taga-Universal Motion Dancer o kaya member nung backup dancers ni Gary V.! I want that dog!"

Suddenly, JP arrives, and....

[Yoshi]

(Ira: Sinama ba natin si Ditsy? Argh! Medyo inis ako sa kanya (di ba chez-o?). Anyway, let's continue...)

...says, "I'm the best revo dancer sa Ateneo. Sumali nga ako sa revo contest sa Eat Bulaga, eh."

So sabi ni Mrs. Sumpaico at ni Fr. Dacanay, "Sigurado ka ba diyan? Baka naman magalit ang CADS niyan kasi hindi galing sa kanila ang contestant. Remember, sila ang official dance org ng ADMU. May concert pa nga sila sa Feb eh. (Nagplug ba tayo? :))"

"Okay lang yan. Kilala ko naman yung president eh," sabi ni JP.

So the date was set. The contest would be on the following day. Venue ay sa Henry Lee Irwin Theater.

Suddenly, pumasok sa eksena si Chris at sinabing...

[archangel]

"JP, Ateneo's best revo dancer? Impostor!!! Records show na matagal ka nang napatalsik sa Ateneo. Isa ka na ngayong Jolinian. Pero ok lang na sumali ka basta ipaki-usap na gawing Inter-University na lang ang Dance Revo Contest."

Jp said," But will they allow you to join knowing you're a ..."