story time

[ross]

let's try to make a love story. nothing brutal. i'll start and you guys continue. walang papatay ng character.


there was once a girl named jennifer. she is a student in a university. and she has a boyfriend named john.

one day while john was on his way to jennifer's class room he passed some wild flowers and he decided to give it to his girlfriend.

[BadGiRL]

when he handed the flowers to jen, jen said: "what are these flowers for? anong kasalanan mo na naman? chepepers ka sobra ha! sampaguita!"

[bLaCk]

sabay tinapon ni Jen yung flowers...

John picked up the flowers na napunta under Jen's chair.... napansin niya ang bag ni Jen and he saw a box of Ferrero with a card signed by.....

[ross]

signed by himself. "baket nde mo pa kinakain to?! dalawang linggo na to ah!"

he left angrily. but jennifer ran after him.

[Telcontar]

biglang natalisod si Jen....


at may tumolung sa kanya na isang guy na pangalang.... Chris, na dati niyang manliligaw.

[bLaCk]

nagkatitigan silang dalawa...
"uh... Chris, I.." Jen stammered...
"uh... Jen.." Chris stammered...
Jen opened her mouth and croaked out.. "i just wanna say..."

[ross]

"i just want to say that... i hurt my ankle. could you run after john for me?"

[uptowngirl]

Chris replied, "Ay sure! si fafa John! Fafa!"

And Chris ran after John.

[Ira]

John heard Chris' voice shouting after him, and turned around.

"Chris!", his eyes sparkled. A smile grew wider as he approached Chris.

[bLaCk]

Jen looked from afar. She asks himself, "Ano kaya ang pinaguusapan nilang dalawa?"

Meanwhile, habang naguusap si Chris and John, Jennifer's professor, Mr. Valderama approached her and touched her on the shoulder...

[harley quinn]

...and with the veins in his temples visibly throbbing wildly, screams at her: " Running out of the room in the middle of MY lecture? This is unacceptable behavior, young girl! You BETTER watch it if you even want to pass this class!"

And Jen with mournful eyes...

[BadGiRL]

...suddenly the front door burst open...and pumasok yung 10 yr old brother ni jen from school na si......

[bLaCk]

Benito. (la lang, just thought of it)

"Ate! anong ginagawa niyo jan? aha! kayo ha! susumbong kita kay mommy! susumbong kita kay mommy! lagot lagot!!!"
"Ano ka ba?" Jen put her hands on her hips. "Wala kaya kming ginagawang masama!"
Benito walked up to John and said...

[batang uliran]

John, pinatulan mo na nga si nanay eh ngayon ang ate din? Have you no shame?

Tapos storms out of the room leaving Jen in stunned disbelief.

John: Jen teka, I can explain...

[bLaCk]

pak! blag! plok!(ay, anu yung plok?)
"Walang hiya ka! you were practically telling me those stuff tapos, pinatulan mo mommy ko?"
*hikbi* "Benito kelan mo pa alam to?"
Benito counts the days, months... "2 years na"
Jen looks at John straight in the eyes...
"Sinabi mo rin ba sa kanya yang mga pinagsasabi mong kasinungalingan? Ilan ba kaming pingsasabihan mo ng ganyan?"

[BadGiRL]

.... jen tried to apologize to her prof: "sir , i'm sorry....(stammering)... i...i..*hikbi*..." then directing her gaze back to john and chris....

mr. valderama following her gaze....

[TiNTiNTooT]

... and sees Fafa John and Chris gazing into each other's eyes...

... Jen, trying to push back the tears from her eyes, returns to her seat, and starts munching on the inaamag na ferrero.

... mr. valderama then walked towards...

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[kmunster]

jen and says "let's talk after class. i've got a confession to make" ....

[don juan]

the first bell rings and students rush out of the classroom. jen tries to leave but mr. valderama holds her back..."and where do you think you're going, jen?"......................

[uptowngirl]

"uh...Sir," Jen stammers, "I really have to go."

"You're staying here!" Mr. Valderama ordered.

"Sir...babalik na lang ako, nawiwiwi na talaga ako eh...," Jen continued.

[kmunster]

"eto ang urinola! wiwi!" mr valderama ordered

"but sir!" jen complained.

[jepoy]

..."i also have to do a number 2!"...

[uptowngirl]

Sabay takbo ni Jen sa CR. Walang nagawa si Mr. Valderama. Nasira tiyan ni Jen dahil sa inaamag na Ferrero...

Sa loob ng cubicle, habang nagcoconcentrate ng mabuti si Jen, meron siyang naoverheard...

Girl 1: "Hay naku...yang si Jen..."



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[jepoy]

Girl #1:"..kawawa naman talaga, kung alam niya lang na ang boyfriend niyang si John ay isang..."

[§ínned™]

...dance instructor ng mga matrona.

[uptowngirl]

Girl#2: hay naku! sinabi mo!!! katunayan, mamaya nga nasa bahay namin yan, tuturuan si mommy!!!

Jen overhears, sabay bagsak ng doodie sa bowl!

[kmunster]

Plook! sabi ng doodie ni jen

Girl#1 : *** was that?
Girl#2 (covers her nose) : eww may nagjejebs! let's get out of here!

paglabas ni Girl#1 (aka Tricia) and Girl#2 (Sandra) nakasalubong nila si John and Chris.....

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[jepoy]

Tricia: "O anong ginagawa niyong dalawa papasok sa girls CR?"

[§ínned™]

John: may tuturuan kasing mag-waltz si Susie, baka kako naligaw sa CR n'yo...

[uptowngirl]

Sandra: Wala siya rito no! Merong girl dun sa cubicle..di kami sure kung sino...

[kmunster]

pawisang lumabasa ng girls CR si Jen...dali-dali syang pumanaog upang makaiwas kay mr. valderama...nakabunggo nya si John sa dulo ng hagdanan

[Braveheart]

John: umm, Jen....bakit ka nagkakamot sa puwitan?

[uptowngirl]

"ah..eh," Jen replies, "ah wala to...rashes lang."

[§ínned™]

John:....eh bakit may amoy?

[uptowngirl]

While Jen remembers and says to herself incredulously, "In my haste, I forgot to wash my..."

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[ross]

"ok look. i'm sorry i made a big thing bout the chocolates being in your bag for so long." john brings out a dozen white tulips. "will you forgive me?" he said sincerely with his eyes all watery.

he is attracted to men but his love for jenny overpowers it.

so they went to jenny's house. fortunately, there was no one home. there was a note from jenny's parents that they had to leave the country for a sudden family reunion. they had the whole house for themselves for a whole week. "this is gonna be a very colorful week" jenny thought.

they hurried to her room and...

[uptowngirl]

"My God Jen," John said, "dahan-dahan lang baka madapa ako! Chaka, ano ba tong room mo? Di mo man lang inaayos! Ang burara mo talagang babae ka!!!" Sabay pilantik ng daliri ni John.

[bLaCk]

Jen ignores John's comments on the ambiance of her room.

"John," she started... "Alam ko, marami akong pagkukulang sayo..."

"Me too. I have my shortcomings. And I'm really sorry, Jen. I love you, do you know that? I mean... I know marami tayong away, ganon... pero you know? when i first saw you sa Starbucks three years ago... i told myself this was the girl i wanna spend the rest of my life with. I wanna give it all to you... but i just don't know how I can, because there's so much love in me that i don't know where, when or how to start..."

Jen wipes tears off her eyes. "John,"
"Jen..."

they look into each other's eyes.... slowly, they drift into a world of their own... and as they move closer and meet for a kiss....

[mizzcherrypie]

john replies: kailangan ko pa ba i-enumerate sa iyo? mashado kayong marami eh...hmmm...andyan si mr. valderama, si chris, si sandra, si tricia, si mommy mo, si daddy mo, si benito...pero jen, trust me, you're the only one for me...i don't care about them...i only care about you...*sabay beautiful eyes to jen*

[Ira]

"OOOOOOhhhhh!", says Jen. "You jerk!!! You're wearing my Bobbi Brown eyeliner! Ang mahal-mahal pa naman nyan!"

[TiNTiNTooT]

"ah... eh it was just lying around your messy room!" John explained, stammering, "i didn't think you'd mind."

"and i'd let you borrow my stuff naman eh", John continued, "damot mo naman! pero love ko pa rin kayo... este... ikaw!" (sabay pa-beautiful puppy dog eyes.)

[bLaCk]

Benito rolls his eyes.
"Bahala na nga kyo jan!" sabay leaves the room leaving the two behind...

[Ira]

"I hate you!", Jen sobs. "I saw how you and Chris looked at each other kanina! Is there something funny going on between the two of you?!"

John replies, ...

[joan]

"Hindi ko akalaing darating ang panahon na mabubunyag ang tunay naming relasyon ni Chris. Matagal ko nang itinago ang lihim na ito, Jen.", bulong ni John. Malayo ang kanyang tingin at tila nagbabalik-tanaw.

"Si Chris ay aking..."

BLAG!!

Naputol ang pagmumuni-muni ni John nang biglang bumukas ang pinto. Laking-gulat ng dalawa sa kanilang nakita...

[Telcontar]

si Chris na sugatan dahil sa nakawala yung aso nila Jen.

John, anong ibig sabihin nito? At pinakawalan niyo pa ang aso para akala niyo hindi kami makakapasok 'no!!

Sabay pasok nila....

[annemac]

Ang mommy ni Jen!!!

May nakalimutan, kaya umuwi...

[bLaCk]

"Anong nangyayari dito, Jen?"
sabay tingin kay Chris.
"Ohmigosh! you're... you're my..."
Jen has a confused look on her face.
"Mom, ano?"
But before she could answer, Jen's mom looked at John... and fainted...

Hinarap na ngayon ni Jen si Chris.
"Sino ka ba talaga sa buhay ko?"

[BadGiRL]

"ha? ah..e...." Chris said avoiding jen's eyes "ano..ah...i'm actually your....."

[Braveheart]

...future dance instructor...I was talking with your mom about you signing up para makapag-start ka na ng dance lessons mo...I thought, John told you about that na?

ano ba ang unang gusto mong matutunan? salsa o chacha? buti 'yung mom mo ang galing na sa foxtrot.

[harley quinn]

"Sinungaling!" Jen's Mom screams as she regains consciousness.

"Are you trying to win her back, you two -timing, two-left-footed XY jerk?!? You can't even keep up with me on Dance Revo!"

John interrupts. " Uh, okay, let me explain..."

[Braveheart]

"Wala ng dapat i-explain John.." agad na pakli ni Chris. "eh tignan mo o 'yung glitters na nasa katawan n'ya hindi natanggal sa kasasayaw n'ya kagabi...eh hindi ka lang sinungaling pala, malandi ka pa sa anak mo!"

"Tama na!," ani Jen na nanginginig. "Sige mag-eenrol na ako pero..."

[Telcontar]

" ....dapat kasama si Mr. Valderama. Crush ko kasi siya dati pa eh!!"

[phoebe]

"..and dapat dancing partner ko siya."

John and Chris looked at each other. Jen's mom looked at Jen wide-eyed. Benito stares at them. they just stood there looking at each other for minutes...(parang pinoy telenobela)

when suddenly...

[shark]

Jen's father rushed into the room following behind him is a bedraggled Mr. Valderama (hinabol kasi ng aso nila Jen). Jen..... Mr. Valderama uttered.

[Telcontar]

"Jen..."Mr.Valderama" ...I don't want to disappoint you but I just disguised myself..."Valderama's voice is getting more lighter and more musical
" as a man..." and is now a woman's voice.

"so that I could be close to your father."
Then kisses Jen's Dad.

[yshztaazvaeche]

"yng pagtatapat ko sa'yo ay ito. ako talaga ang mom mo at ang kinalakhan mong ina ay isang..."

[Ira]

"katulong natin dati. Siya talaga ang ina ni John..."

John, faints, realising that in the past, he and Jen's mom...

[Ice Burn]

Have been meeting secretly behind the alleys of Chico's, Gigolo and Adonis in order to...

[Ira]

go to their special place, ...

[bLaCk]

to do what they always do secretly, which was...

[Gone]

always done with a plastic (not rubber)..

[Ira]

...and we're not talking about blowing plastic (or even rubber) balloons here, folks...Actually, they were doing the wild thang, which was...

(note: sige na, posters, ituloy niyo na kung ano ang ginagawa ni John and his mother! Don't hedge anymore! :D )

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[ross]

then jen's mom did a strip tease. to the tune of we've come a long long way baby by fat boy slim.

[Ira]

Jen looks at John with sadness, realising that, inspite of the things that were revealed, she still feels that she and John....

[bLaCk]

should hereby share cosmetics and...

[BadGiRL]

and then jen's face suddenly lit up...she said: "wow..e d may kasama na ako mag shopping john! o pano..bukas punta tayo ng glorietta ha. shopping tayo!!!. may nakita akong siguradong magugustuhan mo. bagong....."

[Ice Burn]

shade ng Mabeline 2000, Z.A. at Streetwear! Ngayong dalawa tayo, we can share, plus we can buy more!!!

[BadGiRL]

john became excited too and gleefully said: "oh yeah, and remember when we went shopping two days ago? i saw this really nice shade of lipstick at urban decay and a great lip gloss at clinique! i wanted to buy them but, heck, kulang ako sa moolah! since share na tayo... e d ok na..half half na sa bayaran! wow!!! dami na nating mashoshopping, sister!!!"

and all the while benito was at one corner staring dumbly at the excitement going on in front of him....

[Yoshi]

Benito decided to break the silence.
"Where do you think you're going? Medyo kailangan ko na rin yata ng mga bagong supplies," sabi ni Benito, sabay bunot ng kanyang kikay kit...

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

...na ninakaw nya pa from his great-great-great-great grandma. tapos sabay hugot ng...

[BadGiRL]

lipstick na urban decay at compac na m.a.c.: hay bahala nga kayo dyan! basta ako nag papaka taray nalang ako dito..hmph! balitaan nyo nalang ako pag shoshopping na kayo ha...

[bLaCk]

all that the rest could do was...

[Ice Burn]

exclaim, "Benito! Transgender ka pala! Why didn't you say so?"

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[chez-o]

"mommy, daddy, mommy na atsay, my two ates, sige na, sige na, sasabihin ko na. trans ako! oo, ako...ako ang naguubos ng mga tira-tira niyong lipstick sa drawer.... pero ayoko nang maging second-fiddle-hand-me-down....mommy, ito kikay kit ni geat great grand lola, inaamag na, pakipalitan naman o. kung hindi ako sasama bukas sa shopping spree ni ate, may malaking bomba akong ipapasabog...." (sabay halakhak ala princess punzalan)....

[wolverine]

*story time will return after a few words from our sponsors*

"after every game, i use player's cologne for men..."

"make your move!!!"

*and now, back to our feature story on story time*

[Reflection]

Scene 2:

As dusk sets in, the comfortable quiet in the house is suddenly interrupted by the startling ring of the doorbell.

The maid rushes to find out who the unexpected guest might be. She cautiously opens the door and is happy to see........

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[Yoshi]

The friendly Electrolux man.

"I'm gonna knock on your door, ring on your bell, tap on your window too!"

It turns out that she's been cavorting with the vacuum cleaner man for months now.

She leads him inside the house, saying, "Tara na. Dito tayo sa maid's quarters. Bilis!"

But then, someone comes down the stairs...

[yshztaazvaeche]

it's Pikachu! She utters: "pika!"
The maid brings out her cubone and it utters: "bone. bone. cubonebone!"
The Electrolux Guy leaves murmuring: "boy. this story isn't going anywhere na nga, eepal pako."

*biglang nagputukan sa kwarto ni jenny...

[louisvuittonchiq]

...ay!!! nasaksak ni jenny yung tv sa 220!!
Super patay siya sa dad niya if he finds out about this, so she immediately grabbed the phone to call...

[clone]

....for help but Mr. Electrolux man rushed in to help, grabbing his trusty heavy duty, dual powered, state-of-the art vacuum cleaner on his way.

As he entered the room, he surveyed the damge caused by the destructive power of the explosion. Remembering the lines in a Shakespearean play, he ponders.."TV or not TV? That is the question," as he wondered what really caused the explosion.

Rapidly moving the vacuum cleaner to pick up the strewn debris, he loudly announces, "THIS SUCKS! THIS REALLY SUCKS!" .....

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[phoebe]

then may biglang sumabog nanaman...this time sa kwarto ng mom niya (now near the maid's quarters)...

[phoebe]

then may biglang sumabog nanaman...this time sa kwarto ng mom niya (now near the maid's quarters)...

[Mikki]

at umaalingasaw pa. Ano kaya yun?....

[louisvuittonchiq]

...ano kaya???
The explosion stopped but then there's a red smoke coming out of the room...

[Mikki]

Meron tumawag ng bumbero....

[clone]

Ang dumating ay "bombero" at nagumpisang mag-strip tease sa harap ng maid.

The maid was caught speechless and started to stammer..."butt, butt, butt I did not call a bombero"..at masyadong maiksi ang hawak mong hose"....

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[clone]

Tapos biglang nagising si Jennifer. Panaginip lang pala.......

[rasec]

...she immediately goes to the kitchen and drinks a bottle of beer... relieved that nothing of her dreams were real...
..but then she hears something...

[louisvuittonchiq]

...she hears something very interesting to her ears...

[annemac]

... it's coming from outside her window...

[cianoy]

Beer in hand, and wearing nothing but scanty underwear, Jen walks to the window and is shocked at the sight of a man wearing a hockey-mask.

She steps back in surprise and notices that the man was getting ready to use his big, black, pointed...

[Reflection]

...special drawing pencil because he found Jen's natural beauty so irresistable, he just had to capture it on his sketching pad.

Feeling shy and reserved, Jen responds.....

[clone]

....Eh bakit naka mask ka pa? Alisin mo na yan at nakakatakot...

[Ada]

Slowly, the man removed his hockey mask and Jen was shocked to discover that it was…

[louisvuittonchiq]

...it was John Paul. Her cute neighbor!!!

[cianoy]

Funny thing was, Jen noticed that John Paul was likewise scantily dressed. She was into polka dots herself, so she didn't really mind.

Nonetheless she remained curious, but didn't dare break her pose since cute neighbors painting her early in the morning from her backyard in comfortable clothing wasn't exatly routine to her.

Just then, an ominous sound was heard in the background...

[Telcontar]

it was her dog who has broken loose from its leash. and is on the rampage. It running straight at them when.....

[Reflection]

Time out

Story Time will return in a moment.

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Ross, one suggestion. Since this thread is now too long and getting slower to load, can you open a new "continuation thread" under your name. You deserve the honors coz it was you who started it.

[Ada]

Part 2: http://www.pinoyexchange.com/Forum12/HTML/000764.html

Reflection: It might take time for Ross to log in again so I took the liberty of creating the part 2. I just gave him credit in the title of the thread.