yellowRanger
Sep 30, 2004, 05:17 AM
This is one email that got me thinking and laughing at the same time.
Office email specially during the UAAP season.
this is an article written by an ex-officematesin ACNielsen about the diff.
universities in Manila...
Try reading it, kakatuwa especially the part about NU...
>
>Psycho Speaks
>Vol 10
>
>Psycho Speaks...on School Pride
>
>Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game? The one where La
>Salle blew a 15-point half time lead? The one that robbed many a Green's
>wallet and savings accounts of their contents? The one that most of you
>rubbed in my face the moment you saw me? Yeah, that one.
>
>Well, it got me thinking of several things. Chief among which was how I
>can get away with bleeding Cardona's throat for choking YET AGAIN! But it
>also got me remembering about my college days. It seemed like eons ago
>and yet some feelings seem so fresh today even after 6 years.
>
>I was a diehard Archer fan back then. Win or lose I'd be at the games,
>cheering and shouting for all I was worth. School Pride. You loved your
>campus and hated the others.
>
>We all outgrow it eventually. Or do we? Let's test it shall we? Listed
>below are several schools and what I think of them. Try to see what you
>feel after reading what this jack-off had to say about your university.
>Enjoy.
>
>
>ATENEO
>
>This school's trademark is arrogance. Nothing more, nothing less. I
>have, to this day, not met an Atenean who does not think that their school
>is THE best there is. Even La Sallites and um, uh, UP people (what do you
>call yourselves anyway?) are not this shamelessly boastful. This does not
>mean to say however, that they are all ****** and witches. Some of the
>best buds I have are Ateneans. All two of them. But come on! Seriously,
>the only thing Ateneo can claim to be the best in is creating a 2-hour
>gridlock over a road stretching 3 damned kilometers!!!
>
>Oh, and Interdisciplinary Studies is NOT a course. It's Jesuit charity
>for the incurably dumb and lazy.
>
>ADAMSON
>
>Hmmm, let's see what I can say about Adamson. Well, there's the fact
>their school color is blue like Ateneo. Their team mascot is a bird like
>Ateneo. Aside from that, there's not a shred else. Damn this school is
>boring.
>
>FEU and UE
>
>Do any of you know what FEU stands for? Forever Useless! Yes, I'm an ***.
>But joking aside, the Far Eastern University and the University of the
>East are two schools whose names imply that at least one of them was
>founded by a group of people who had the creative, artistic, and
>imaginative prowess of a pile of rocks.
>
>Seriously though, these are feel good schools. If you don't believe me
>try visiting either campus. The moment you see them, you start feeling
>good that you don't go there.
>
>UP
>
>Here's a school that, for better or worse, is totally bereft of any
>identity. Some people regard it as THE premier educational institution in
>the country. There are those who, for good reason, look at it simply as
>one big vicious playground. And others see it as a breeding ground for
>militant wannabe rebels who try to lobby for whatever cause they deem to
>be in the country's best interest. For those of you who can truly relate
>with the latter you have to be in your late 40's or 50's. **** you're
>OLD!!! La lang.
>
>I favor the first two views. It really IS the best educational
>institution there is. And I'm not just saying that because I'm surrounded
>all day by UP graduates who'd just as soon throw me off the 11th floor
>balcony given the slightest provocation as look at me. I really, really
>do believe...that they will kill me if I say anything bad against UP. Can
>you blame me? The only thing longer than the list of UP's distinguished
>alumni (Miriam Defensor included) is the list of all the in-campus
>violence. There's a psycho lurking deep inside each UP educated
>man/woman/child. This will be confirmed by the amount of hate mail I'll
>be receiving from them.
>
>UST
>
>Here's a school that will totally drag down one's social status just by
>being enrolled in it. I don't care how rich you are or how cultured you
>may be, if you're from UST it don't mean ****. That's not necessarily a
>bad thing. I know of several obnoxious AB kids who were brought down
>several pegs while studying there and are now some of the nicest, most
>unassuming people to walk this planet.
>
>It's funny to note how much this place of learning mirrors the current
>social state of the country every time the UAAP season kicks in. Come the
>basketball tournament, they're all friends. You see them chanting,
>clapping, and giving each other high-fives. United by a common goal, the
>rich and the poor are united as one. After the event is passed, they all
>go back to hating each other.
>
>DLSU
>
>Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT. That's a classic ain't it? It's as hilarious now as
>it was when I first heard it in 1994, which is to say, it's about as funny
>as getting kicked in the crotch. It's sad to note for a proud alumnus
>such as myself that a school with as impressive an academic pedigree as La
>Salle has become nothing more than a money-hungry institution whose only
>requirements for acceptance nowadays seem to be a pulse, an IQ over 80,
>and the financial capacity/ability to pay.
>
>Nowadays, whenever I incounter a person clayming to be from La Sall and
>they speech bad, have poor grammage, and cannot spill correctness, I am
>not surprice.
>
>NU
>
>I'm not even sure if this place is a real school. And I don't mean that
>in a snooty-you're-nothing-compared-to-my-school way. I mean I'm not even
>sure this place actually exists. I actually started believing that its
>initials really stood for Negative sa UPCAT.
>
>Think about it. Do any of you really know anyone from NU? Do any of you
>even know of anyone who knows anybody from NU?
>
>And if any of you even point to their basketball team and the audience
>that watches its games as proof of its existence, I beg you to think of
>this point. They act like absolute maniacs and they even look the part.
>If we go by that, then the National University is not a school. It's a
>correctional facility.
>
>CSB
>
>This school has had a bad rep since the day of its inception. Admittedly,
>it started out as a place where DLSU can deposit its non-performing
>students so as not to give up the sizeable revenues from those hopeless
>******** who have the money to shell out but not the ability to count it.
>Everybody knows this already.
>
>What people don't know is that CSB now boasts of fine world class courses
>designed to equip the Benildean with the tools necessary to succeed in the
>real world. These courses include Basic Arithmetic majoring in the
>Multiplication Table, Whining with a specialization on Tantrums, and the
>ever popular Strategic Investments: What to do with your Parents' Money.
>
>CRC/UAP
>
>Them Opus Dei folks can slap it with whatever initials they deem fit, it
>would still not change the fact that this school will forever be known not
>by its academic achievements but more by the fact that it is the only
>school with a car to student ratio nearing 1:1. (No my dear CSB students
>and alums, that is not read as one colon one.)
>
>The meanest thing one can say about CRC is that it's a school filled with
>students rich enough to be Ateneans, but will never be smart enough to be
>such. The nicest thing one can say about CRC is that it's near a
>Starbucks open until 2 am.
>
>
>Now I realize I might have offended some people out there. Let me tell
>you right now that I am whole-heartedly and humbly sorry. I am sorry that
>you have no sense of humor and nobody had the heart to whack your uptight
>head when you were growing up.
>
>For those of you did appreciate this, I give seminars on insensitivity and
>creatively callous writing. Feel free to email me.
>
>Peace and chill folks.
>
>-psycho!!!
:D
Office email specially during the UAAP season.
this is an article written by an ex-officematesin ACNielsen about the diff.
universities in Manila...
Try reading it, kakatuwa especially the part about NU...
>
>Psycho Speaks
>Vol 10
>
>Psycho Speaks...on School Pride
>
>Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game? The one where La
>Salle blew a 15-point half time lead? The one that robbed many a Green's
>wallet and savings accounts of their contents? The one that most of you
>rubbed in my face the moment you saw me? Yeah, that one.
>
>Well, it got me thinking of several things. Chief among which was how I
>can get away with bleeding Cardona's throat for choking YET AGAIN! But it
>also got me remembering about my college days. It seemed like eons ago
>and yet some feelings seem so fresh today even after 6 years.
>
>I was a diehard Archer fan back then. Win or lose I'd be at the games,
>cheering and shouting for all I was worth. School Pride. You loved your
>campus and hated the others.
>
>We all outgrow it eventually. Or do we? Let's test it shall we? Listed
>below are several schools and what I think of them. Try to see what you
>feel after reading what this jack-off had to say about your university.
>Enjoy.
>
>
>ATENEO
>
>This school's trademark is arrogance. Nothing more, nothing less. I
>have, to this day, not met an Atenean who does not think that their school
>is THE best there is. Even La Sallites and um, uh, UP people (what do you
>call yourselves anyway?) are not this shamelessly boastful. This does not
>mean to say however, that they are all ****** and witches. Some of the
>best buds I have are Ateneans. All two of them. But come on! Seriously,
>the only thing Ateneo can claim to be the best in is creating a 2-hour
>gridlock over a road stretching 3 damned kilometers!!!
>
>Oh, and Interdisciplinary Studies is NOT a course. It's Jesuit charity
>for the incurably dumb and lazy.
>
>ADAMSON
>
>Hmmm, let's see what I can say about Adamson. Well, there's the fact
>their school color is blue like Ateneo. Their team mascot is a bird like
>Ateneo. Aside from that, there's not a shred else. Damn this school is
>boring.
>
>FEU and UE
>
>Do any of you know what FEU stands for? Forever Useless! Yes, I'm an ***.
>But joking aside, the Far Eastern University and the University of the
>East are two schools whose names imply that at least one of them was
>founded by a group of people who had the creative, artistic, and
>imaginative prowess of a pile of rocks.
>
>Seriously though, these are feel good schools. If you don't believe me
>try visiting either campus. The moment you see them, you start feeling
>good that you don't go there.
>
>UP
>
>Here's a school that, for better or worse, is totally bereft of any
>identity. Some people regard it as THE premier educational institution in
>the country. There are those who, for good reason, look at it simply as
>one big vicious playground. And others see it as a breeding ground for
>militant wannabe rebels who try to lobby for whatever cause they deem to
>be in the country's best interest. For those of you who can truly relate
>with the latter you have to be in your late 40's or 50's. **** you're
>OLD!!! La lang.
>
>I favor the first two views. It really IS the best educational
>institution there is. And I'm not just saying that because I'm surrounded
>all day by UP graduates who'd just as soon throw me off the 11th floor
>balcony given the slightest provocation as look at me. I really, really
>do believe...that they will kill me if I say anything bad against UP. Can
>you blame me? The only thing longer than the list of UP's distinguished
>alumni (Miriam Defensor included) is the list of all the in-campus
>violence. There's a psycho lurking deep inside each UP educated
>man/woman/child. This will be confirmed by the amount of hate mail I'll
>be receiving from them.
>
>UST
>
>Here's a school that will totally drag down one's social status just by
>being enrolled in it. I don't care how rich you are or how cultured you
>may be, if you're from UST it don't mean ****. That's not necessarily a
>bad thing. I know of several obnoxious AB kids who were brought down
>several pegs while studying there and are now some of the nicest, most
>unassuming people to walk this planet.
>
>It's funny to note how much this place of learning mirrors the current
>social state of the country every time the UAAP season kicks in. Come the
>basketball tournament, they're all friends. You see them chanting,
>clapping, and giving each other high-fives. United by a common goal, the
>rich and the poor are united as one. After the event is passed, they all
>go back to hating each other.
>
>DLSU
>
>Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT. That's a classic ain't it? It's as hilarious now as
>it was when I first heard it in 1994, which is to say, it's about as funny
>as getting kicked in the crotch. It's sad to note for a proud alumnus
>such as myself that a school with as impressive an academic pedigree as La
>Salle has become nothing more than a money-hungry institution whose only
>requirements for acceptance nowadays seem to be a pulse, an IQ over 80,
>and the financial capacity/ability to pay.
>
>Nowadays, whenever I incounter a person clayming to be from La Sall and
>they speech bad, have poor grammage, and cannot spill correctness, I am
>not surprice.
>
>NU
>
>I'm not even sure if this place is a real school. And I don't mean that
>in a snooty-you're-nothing-compared-to-my-school way. I mean I'm not even
>sure this place actually exists. I actually started believing that its
>initials really stood for Negative sa UPCAT.
>
>Think about it. Do any of you really know anyone from NU? Do any of you
>even know of anyone who knows anybody from NU?
>
>And if any of you even point to their basketball team and the audience
>that watches its games as proof of its existence, I beg you to think of
>this point. They act like absolute maniacs and they even look the part.
>If we go by that, then the National University is not a school. It's a
>correctional facility.
>
>CSB
>
>This school has had a bad rep since the day of its inception. Admittedly,
>it started out as a place where DLSU can deposit its non-performing
>students so as not to give up the sizeable revenues from those hopeless
>******** who have the money to shell out but not the ability to count it.
>Everybody knows this already.
>
>What people don't know is that CSB now boasts of fine world class courses
>designed to equip the Benildean with the tools necessary to succeed in the
>real world. These courses include Basic Arithmetic majoring in the
>Multiplication Table, Whining with a specialization on Tantrums, and the
>ever popular Strategic Investments: What to do with your Parents' Money.
>
>CRC/UAP
>
>Them Opus Dei folks can slap it with whatever initials they deem fit, it
>would still not change the fact that this school will forever be known not
>by its academic achievements but more by the fact that it is the only
>school with a car to student ratio nearing 1:1. (No my dear CSB students
>and alums, that is not read as one colon one.)
>
>The meanest thing one can say about CRC is that it's a school filled with
>students rich enough to be Ateneans, but will never be smart enough to be
>such. The nicest thing one can say about CRC is that it's near a
>Starbucks open until 2 am.
>
>
>Now I realize I might have offended some people out there. Let me tell
>you right now that I am whole-heartedly and humbly sorry. I am sorry that
>you have no sense of humor and nobody had the heart to whack your uptight
>head when you were growing up.
>
>For those of you did appreciate this, I give seminars on insensitivity and
>creatively callous writing. Feel free to email me.
>
>Peace and chill folks.
>
>-psycho!!!
:D