Things you envy abt the opposite sex

[GARLiC]

For me, I guess it's that guys can walk around topless even if they're pot-bellied or malnourished-looking without being embarassed. ;) Actually, just the fact that they can get away with walking around topless is enviable.

[clone]

NOTHING! I don't envy anything about the opposite sex. I admire them. :)

Garlic: Who said only men can do that? You can look as good, or even better, with your covers peeled off. In fact, I prefer my garlic peeled. ;)

[GARLiC]

Clone dearie, I forgot to specify "walk around topless in public." ;)

[RöttenMind]

korekek si garlic! kaiinggit talaga! :( pero actually pwede naman talaga eh! try ko nga...! ;)


and sana pwede rin akong manligaw.. para at least, sure akong gusto ko talaga yung magiging bf ko.. :)


and gawing palikuran ang buong mundo! ;)

[Reinne]

they dont have monthly period,and talk about menstrual pain!

RottenMind: Right!!! sana pwede rin ako manligaw kaya lang di ko kaya

[Aslik]

Pwede namang manligaw ang mga babae. It's just that society doesn't accept the fact that the time is right to break taboos. In fact it would be a great relief for guys if both sexes could do the courting. Mahirap din naman sa mga lalaki ang rejection. All you girls do is sit pretty and wait for the guy to come up w/ enough nerve to approach. Now that's enviable.

[Ice Burn]

You know what's enviable? The fact that guys can grow as large as they want while women are expected to stay small and feminine.

I'm quite buff for a female. And I develop muscles really fast. Right now, I slacked off from exercise. You cannot imagine the verbal abuse I am getting. I'm not even fat because I am muscular. I am being misinterpreted as fat. Tapos my brother who is nothing but a fat brat is left alone to grow as fat as a blimp.

You see, society doesn't care if men grow large may it be muscular or blimplike proportions. It's important for them to remain larger than the female. Now that is what I truly dislike and envy.

[Ira]

I envy the relative lack of pressure on males to get married, compared to females. When a female hits a certain age, everybody seems to ask, "when are you getting married? Baka maiwanan ka na nang panahon!". As if marriage is the be-all and end-all of a woman's life. There's a lot more pressure to get married while a female is young, because of the higher "market value" of youth. This doesn't seem so for males--when they get older, they get more "distinguished". You see guys in their 30s, 40s, and even 50s who are labeled "eligible bachelors".

On the lighter side---I envy the males' more convenient way of peeing. Kahit saan pwede kung sakaling emergency. :)

[RöttenMind]

aslik uhmm.. pwede bang makuha yung number mo? and ihatid kita sa skul paminsan-minsan.. gusto kse kita eh.. pwede bang manligaw?!!? ;)

naks! ang gleng! pwede na ba?!? :o

[ayeee]

the panliligaw galore hehehe

[sampaguita]

Ira, you bring up very good points! I do envy men's longer stage of bachelorhood. Plus their convenience of peeing while standing. lol...

Everytime it hits "that time of the month", I always mutter to my roomies how I hate being a girl. :P

[gracia]

HMMM..LET SEE...

LIKE THEY SAID...WALANG MONTHLY PERIOD
HINDI PINAGHIHIGPITAN NG PARENTS NG MASYADO
HINDI NABUBUNTIS
THEY CAN ASK A GIRL ANYTIME THEY WANT
DI TULAD NG GIRLS HINTAY LANG SA CRUSH NILA NA MAGLIGAW SA KANILA..AND MOSTLY HINDI MO PA CRUSH ANG NAGLILIGAW ..KAKAINIS TALAGA
ITS OK FOR A GUY NA HINDI NA SILA VIRGIN
BUT SA GIRL ARAY KO!! LAKING ISSUE....
YUN LANG....

[jepoy]

I envy the fact that women are able take 2 hour showers, another hour to put on make up, yet another hour to pick the clothes they're going to wear, finally meet their date that's been waiting for 4 full hours, blame the guy for coming to early (!!!).. and get away with it.

[Arje']

***Things About Men That I Wish I Had***

Strength>;>; generally speaking, men are stronger than women (physically). Men are built with naturally more muscles in their bodies. I sometimes wish that I was stronger like them. I don't wanna have to ask for help for simple little tasks.....like say opening a really tightly-sealed container. What wuss I am! :)

Natural inclination towards technical things>;>; most men I know are interested in technical fields such as computers, auto mehanics, audio, and electronics. Sure there are women that are in these fields these days, but they are still outnumbered by men. It's NOT that most women are not smart enough to get into these....it's just that women do not have that certain natural instinct to take their car stereo apart and try to put it back together. I wish I did.

Then again, I guess we can't be all the same. After all, if we were, this world will be a bore.

p.s.
jepoy!!!
don't worry, I'll only be an hour late. Pwede na ba sa'yo yon? ;)

[abraqkadabra]

i'd want to be late for a date. i don't mean 15 or 10 minutes late but around an hour or more then see my date smiling and welcoming me with a hug.... i wish!!

[clone]

Hey! what's this big deal about peeing while standing. Some women do it, too. This is not only in 'Pinas where the woman takes a sidestep and soon finds herself stepping in a pool of... well, you gets the idea. Women have to perform this maneuver also, by necessity, in the only CR high atop a mountain road on St. Gothard's Pass in Switzerland. The CR there is only a deep hole in the ground surrounded by molded concrete for firmer weight support. So that particular ability is no big deal.

Arje: Most men may be stronger physically, but I think women have much better emotional strength. BTW, how was your birthday party? :)

[PuNkChick]

ummmm.... inggit ako ksi pede silang ihi... kahit saan ;)

[Barok]

pwede rin namang kayo umihi kahit saan diba? wag lang kayong papahuli (isang malaking kahihiyan)

[Ira]

Au contraire! A woman cannot pee standing up-- sometimes the propulsion is not strong enough, and you will literally be making a mess of things. A guy could just stand in front of the tree, open his zipper, and let go. Could you imagine a woman doing that? :D

[bLaCk]

uhh... they can make ligaw to anyone they want!!!

[wAgKaNgMaKuLoT]

ira di ba they have to pull "it"
out first after opening the zipper
before they let go...ihihihi... ;)

[Ira]

LOL, oo nga pala, I missed out on the most important part...my mistake! :D

[Aslik]

RöttenMind

Thanks for the offer but I already have a girlfriend who makes hatid me to school. But I sure won't mind if you did. You can still get my number if you like... :)

(Hey, hope you don't take this seriously, I'm only kidding!) :)

Pero ang galing mo, pwede ka nang manligaw ng lalaki. Two thumbs up!


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[dudung]

Libre palagi ang girls sa date :). It's okay for them not to foot the bill during dinner nightouts.

Tikoy ba?

Ira,

May nakita na akong girl umihi sa isang kanto sa QC. May dala siyang payong. And she opened it while she squatted behind the open umbrella. Kaya who said na di pwede umihi ang girls anywhere. LOL :)

[blue babe]

hmmm... wala ata eh... i like being a woman.
i mean, there are good things about being either. but i think, bawi bawi lang.

if men don't have periods, neither can they feel the joy of motherhood and pregnancy. iba talaga yung feeling na may lumalaki inside of you... something men will never feel.
if men are prone to technical things, women naman have the advantage of being able to take advantage of men who know these things. :) ex., i know squat about cars. but i don't worry about it. the easiest way to get your car fixed when it won't start is to open the hood and look helpless :D sureball, may lalapit sa iyo na gallant male. and voila! ayos na ang car mo! :)
on the courtship issue... true, women generally wait for men to start the courtship thing going. but girls know that there are subtle ways and means to hook a man. and at least, pag di kumagat yung guy, girls don't have to go through the embarassment of being busted, unless garapalan pumapel yung girl... ;)
in school rin, its an advantage being a girl. most men have frats that give them academic support (law school). but girls, we get the best of all the frats. without even having to join any of thesm! all we have to do is to ask the boys (from all the frats) nicely for all their reviewers and summaries. :) so we get the best of everything!
i think the best part of being a woman isn't that i can be as good as any man, but i can be the best woman i can be.
bottom line is, i don't envy men. i like being a woman... ;)
and i agree with clone... men aren't for envying, they're for admiring... so bring on those gorgeous babes! ;) (preferably topless ones... ;) )

[clone]

Well said, Blue Babe.
*taking off shirt, exposing bulging pecs* :)
heh heh heh...dyok onli!!


Ira: It may be more difficult for women to do it standing, but not impossible. I have seen it with my own eyes when I was still a kid in Pinas. Unless, of course, those were guys in skirts...hmmm! heh heh heh

Now, I can't say the same thing about the ladies' body position on that mountaintop CR in Switzerland. I did not peek in...perhaps I should have, eh? ;)

I'm also willing to bet that girls/women are able to pee without any problem while they are standing in the shower or while in the swimming pool. Right?

[clone]

Arje':

You might be interested to know this and decide that men's muscular built also has its drawbacks.

Women have some advantages in certain sports from not being as big or muscular as men, as well as from having a higher percentage of body fat. Lighter bones, smaller muscles and higher fat ratios make women more suitable for swimming, where buoyancy is an issue. More body fat means more fuel to burn in endurance pursuits like running, cycling, swimming and hiking. Smaller tendons and ligaments along with less bulky muscles allow for greater potential for flexibility. This is a favorable situation for pursuits like gymnastics and rock climbing where flexibility is at a premium.

So there. Now, just be happy with your sexy built although it is not too muscular. :)

[clone]

Speaking of women using the CR, it reminded me of this funny post from our very own New Yorker (Blissman on Talk Pinoy). I went ober da bakod to borrow these "daffy-nitions"...with slight modification.
(Bliss, amigo, thanks for your anticipated permission.)

TYPES OF WOMEN IN THE Powder Room (CR):

The Indifferent - Rushes in, raises dress with a "whoop", pulls crotch of panties aside and squats with great force, rattling windows and causing breasts to bob up and down. Hums lively tunes and sounds like a bucket of water being poured from a third story window.

The Cautious - Has heard of so many girls contracting VD from toilet seats that she straddles bowl, leans over to flush, pees on her nylons.

The Worried - A week past due. Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on fingers. Uses toilet paper, examines it hopefully. Peers into toilet before flushing, sighing deeply. Walks out biting nails after forgetting to wash hands. Resolves never to go to bed drunk again.

The Conceited - Approaches toilet with undulating movements, giving the other
girls high-fives. Raises dress by fingertips. Expression while peeing indicates that such a lovely creature should not be compelled to attend to such lowly duties. This type farts louder than a firecracker and stinks like a goat.

The Sloppy - Skirt drags in toilet while squatting, pees all over front of toilet seat, never uses toilet paper, drags her business all over seat, forgets to flush and emerges with back of skirt caught in panties.

The Timid - Looks under stall door to see if anyone else is in the can, turns on faucet full force, backs up to toilet, squats quickly, flushes for constant flow of water, coughs, hums, listens intently to learn if sound other than faucet can be heard. Ends up with loud fart, walks out blushing.

The Cross-Eyed - Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor. Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can, and carries a box of Kleenex in her purse.

The Frivolous - Lets stream go in little squirts to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat".

The Literary - Always takes book of the month to the can with her. Blame "Forever Amber" for her piles.

The Big Time - Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to girls about the guy she "had" last night. Shows girls her panties with black lace edging and "Welcome" embroidered in the crotch. Has never been to bed with a man. Lives in Massachusetts or New Jersey.

The Drunk - Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts, manages to raise dress. Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter, pees for a while singing happy little songs. Suddenly starts sobbing uncontrollably as she realizes that she forgot to pull her panties down. Sighs, continues to pee and sob.


So, dear ladies, do you see yourself on this list?? :) :D



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[Jennifer]

I don't think it's particulary hygienic to be peeing in public....

so I don't envy the guys for being able to pee just anywhere..'cuz for one thing..they make the sidewalks (and every other place they choose to pee) stink like hell.

[RöttenMind]

aslik, :( masakit palang mabasted! ;)
pero ok yun ah, hinahatid ka ng girlfriend mo?!?

dudung i know how you feel... :(

clone im like the drunk! ;)

[*~AzY~*]

it's fairly easy for guys to separate their emotions from their physical needs

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[Arje']

Hi Clone!

My birthday was great! Thanks for asking. :) I didn't have a birthday party. I celebrated it with a group of friends in LA. I had a wonderful time and as always, I didn't wanna go home.

You got a good point there about women's advantages in size when it comes to certain sports. I agree.

How are women stronger emotionally than men? Di ba kami pa nga ang mas iyakin? :)

[Aslik]

RöttenMind:

Yes she does because I don't have a car. :)

[ctv]

The only thing I envy about being a woman is that if you are attractive/sexy, have half a brain and have that thing between your legs, then you are made. I mean women who really do not know much except to land a really rich guy (who wouldn't be noticed in a crowd if he was just an ordinary person) even if he is not the woman's type or that the only thing going for that guy is that he is just rich and that's it. Women usually have that tendency to fall for that ugly-rich-bad-mannered-guy thinking and expecting to be treated nicely, *****es when not being treated nicely, ends up having affairs and getting unneccesary surgeries just to make themselves believe that they are still as beautiful now, as they first made that stupid decision to go for the ugly guy that they chose. I guess it all boils down to what our elders are teaching or are not teaching us. We are being brought up to believe that if it is only love and respect that you have going, then you do not stand a chance in getting and having a good relationship. This is just what I think. But then again sometimes I even think that I envy those rich-ugly-bad-mannered guys.

[wAgKaNgMaKuLiT]

hmmm... i'm already contented with my life. i've got nothing to envy about.

:)

[RöttenMind]

aslik really? galing naman...! :o

so basted na ba si ako? uhhmm... pwede ba kita ihatid minsan?!? ;)

(galing ko manligaw noh?!?) :)

[jobaby]

One of the few things that a girl can do that a guy can never experience is having multiple orgasms back-to-back-to-back.
Women models make more money than male models.
A woman can get a guy in trouble if she accuses him of rape(even if it didn't take place). If a guy accuses a girl of rape, everyone would not believe him and laugh. But then again, how many guys would complain unless it was done by badings!

[blue babe]

Hehehehe… I got this through email… though it was appropriate…

Why it is great to be a woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines. (this one, I can personally vouch for… ;) )
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free dinner, free movies... (you get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. :)
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. (hmmm… )
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (LOL!)
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (true!!!)
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra. ;)

[wAgKaNgMaKaLaT]

blue babe...rite on!
wahahahaha... :D

[green grin]

also . . . you girls only have to look down to see boobs.

[ogoy]

relax people, what is this the battle of the sexes? does it really matter? cant live with em cant live without em ika nga!

[blue babe]

gg: LOL! you are crazy.. how's the new job?

[Rockgardener]

a womans capacity for multiple orgasms

[green grin]

astonished that the human mind can work this early.

[Aslik]

RöttenMind:
Pasensiya ka na, may gf na ko eh. Btw, May car ka ba and can you drive? :) Kasi you're still free to give me a lift to school. :)

[Gandalf]

how they can go from calm to ballistic in approx. .003 secs!

[blue babe]

gandalf:
LOL! ordinarily, i'd say you were being a typical macho man, but... hehehe.. guilty as charged. i can cry my brains out 30 minutes straight, and faster than you can say Pinoy Exchange, i can be so normal, the last 30 minutes would seem to be straight out of the Twilight Zone.

[sampaguita]

LOL... clone, thanks for the wonderful laugh! haha... :)

[NEWYORKER363]

Ira,

Sana kasama ako sa mga "distinguished gents" na binanggit mo. BUt with my luck, I might be in the "extinguished" list. Wag naman sana! Kakapagtaka nga eh, 'alang pumapatol sa akin. Kaya ko namang magpakain ng waswit. Basta tatagal lang siya ng bagel sa almusal, bagel sa tanghalian at bagel sa hapunan. Of course, may snacks din naman in-between. Bagel with sesame seeds!

Ira, Wagka, tungkol sa pag-pee naming mga lalaki, wag kayong mainggit. Naranasan nyo na bang maipit ng zipper "iyon"? NAKU POWWW!!! Maiihi ka nang wala sa oras, hahaha! ;) Itanong mo kay Clone at Lestat. Mga kapwa ko siguro clumsy sa kanilang tools. :D


NewYorker363

[NEWYORKER363]

Arje, Ira, Gurls,

Harken! Donk pity yourself for being physically, emotionally, or mechanically inferior to us. Here, out of my cob-webby photo mem, for your delectation, are some female ego-boosters -- straight from the horses' mouths:

Margaret Thatcher: "If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."

Claire Boothe Luce: "A man's home may seem to be his castle from the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery."

Brigid Brophy: I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals."

Zsa Zsa Gabor: "The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage."

Cher: "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him!"

Marion Smith: "Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women!"


And here are my favorite too most pointed dig at us by Milady:

Germaine Greer: "A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition."

Lady Nancy Astor: "I married beneath me. All women do."


O, anong sey nyo ngayon?


NewYorker363

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[Sabrina]

What I envy most about men??? They can have sex, and it's okay...it's normal. People won't judge you as much as they do to women. They can do practically anything they want and they can get away with it by saying "It's a guy thing" Duh.

[-snake_eyes-]

hmmm........... nothing much.....

[Gilbey]

Actually the whole thing about ability to pee anywhere can be done by girls, if only they wear round skirts. My aunts wear loose skirts and in our outing, any nature calls are no problem for them. A female cousin once even remarked in the cemetery "sayang di ako nakapag palda, ngayon, kailangan ko pang maghanap ng rest room!"

[Gilbey]

being a girl, they basically cry dysmenorrhia and they can be absent - although they would just be shopping. daya!

[Gilbey]

sabrina, women can also have sex. in essence, what you envy is that guys can freely talk about it and brag about it. when women can have all the sex but have to be quiet less they be branded not nicely. men will have sex and talked about it and they would be admired for it.

sex wise, women have multiple orgasms and can have sex again and again - it is even easier for you to fake it. guys need to have an erection which is not guaranteed, and some liquid is expected as proof of achieving climax!

[boo_eek]

I agree with garlic...yung guys they can take off their shirt...ng walang malice...especially nagyong summer na...so hot! I mean...mainit ang weather ha...As if naman yung mga girls they can take off their shirt like that...eh di akalain ng iba...prosti na yun...haayyy... :)

[tamisguy]

:D

[I_WUV_U]

they can go to sleepovers at an early age :)

they can drink beer and not be worried about the consequences of getting drunk :)

they don't have to worry about their hair too much :)

[mai_doze]

well guys don't have much to worry about anything at all. walang nawawala, walang pinagsisihan, can always make the move anytime... you know. walang dysmenorrhea, hindi nanganganak, circumcise lang sila un lang.

[terry ilaes]

being treated like royalty. girls almost never pay for themselves nor for their partners. and you know what no one would ever tell them off for mooching off people...

o wait did you say envy? haaaaay...

yung breast na lang nila siguro... ah ewan. :lol:

[chinatown]

they don't bleed during that time of the month.

[Lord_Stephen]

i guess what i envy about girls is that they are able to handle emotional situations easily. unlike we guys, we can't even cry

[kurnel]

women are stronger than men.... a higher tolerance for pain, and, as a general rule, they live longer than men.

[don_simoun]

siguro for me is the thing that women are mature 3 years ahead of us guys. i think that is the reason why there are some lesbian relationships. sana meron din ako niyan.

[Jogalogs]

hahaha! tama. If i were a girl, i would spend the whole time in front of the mirror playing with **** and *****. ang swerte talaga ng mga babae!:D

[Joshua]

I envy their emotional strength and maturity. :)

[TwalyA]

they never get circumsized... at least in the majority of the existing societies...

[DELISYUS]

1. being able to drive carelessly, bump/run into things and not have sex/gender an issue

2. sing off key and be able to still be cool

3. the power to be quiet for awhile, laugh, deny, reject, cast doubts, shame, generally hurt a girl who has just told him that he has impregnated her

[LetsPlay]

Originally posted by DELISYUS


3. the power to be quiet for awhile, laugh, deny, reject, cast doubts, shame, generally hurt a girl who has just told him that he has impregnated her

that's mean..