How to start a flame war in style on this forum

[Oscar01]

A wise man once said that if you're going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite about it. In the grand tradition of arguing over polo shirts and pants, it might be more entertaining to archive the more creative, more humorous snipes at other people.

Some attempts just stand out from the crude cut-and-past-the-newspaper-article tactic, and the hackneyed alternick strategy. For example, note that despite his thick skin, victory just can't stand being called the Hubby Who Lets the Wife Foot the Internet Bill. :D

Flame away.

[victory]

Below is the thread cited:

Polo shirt or pants? (http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90475)

[just_whistle]

stylish and eloquent flame war indeed!

[mac_bolan00]

the only moral alternative to good manners is quick reflexes.

[Oscar01]

Slightly different, but still utterly lacking in spice and suave.

I give the attempt a 2 out of 5.

[mac_bolan00]

^^

this guy's really on vacation! :D

[Thoma§]

end your messages with a ----> :) <---- even if you mean the opposite.

[Oscar01]

Parang 8-year old. 1/5.

Ibang school naman.

[mac_bolan00]

adopt a peculiar writing style. in broken english, say you're a burmese hmong tribesman looking for a good school that teaches philosophy and theology.

then, using an alternick, write eton-style extolling on the virtues of _______ univ.

[Oscar01]

Hmmmm... satire. More sophisticated.

Unfortunately, the intended target will likely not get it.

4/5.

[mac_bolan00]

hey, i'm just citing actual cases.

next, there's the allegorical pants vs. shirts

[LongBow]

Originally posted by mac_bolan00
adopt a peculiar writing style. in broken english, say you're a burmese hmong tribesman looking for a good school that teaches philosophy and theology.

then, using an alternick, write eton-style extolling on the virtues of _______ univ.

:D

[Oscar01]

Originally posted by mac_bolan00
hey, i'm just citing actual cases.

next, there's the allegorical pants vs. shirts
Actual case? Oo nga, kaso sablay ang actual case, kaya minus one.

As for pants v. shirts, I long since answered that mini-skirts reign supreme.

[mac_bolan00]

i saw a similar thread in atenista. the guy claimed to be malaysian. the people just grew tired of him.

[Oscar01]

Sa totoo lang, mali rin kasi tayo. Dapat ni-stir natin ng todo, tapos nagresearch tayo ng mga Singlish phrases at napasubo sana talaga ang ogag. Import mo pa sana sila Ali at Rabbadal.

[mac_bolan00]

does this qualify?

How much is a NMR spectrometer? kungpow

so far only tyanak_me and i tried to prod him but he's bent on sticking to it. :lol:

[William_Teng]

hi,

this is mr. teng. i'm confusing here.
can somebody tell me what going on?

i thank you.

[Oscar01]

Confusing ka nga talaga, nakaka-intindi ka pala ng Tagalog e. Lan jiao wei!

[William_Teng]

oooo... very very bad word.
are you angry to me?
you low lan. See Kwee Kia!

[William_Teng]

ooo, im sorry.
i dont mean that word. i got angry because he is angry to me too.
no bad words now.
Mr Teng apologizing now.

i thank you.

[Oscar01]

Kasi, pare, nagpapanggap kang Singaporean pero 'yung diskarte mo e parang si Mao sa Pugad Baboy. Konting research pa 'pre. Register ka na muna ng bagong nickname, tapos try again.

[William_Teng]

Originally posted by Oscar01
Kasi, pare, nagpapanggap kang Singaporean pero 'yung diskarte mo e parang si Mao sa Pugad Baboy. Konting research pa 'pre. Register ka na muna ng bagong nickname, tapos try again.

hi,

mr teng dont understand. only few words. mr teng bold it. :)
Mr. teng think you talking to me. because mr. teng post, you post. mr teng post 2, you post again.

please translate. mr teng want to understand. i dont like confusing here.
i thank you.

[Oscar01]

Besabs ko bomalabs sapu toi.

[YFU'ER]

Oscar01,

Welcome back!

Must be the summer vacation and you are bored out of your wits. Lahat pinapatulan mo!

[Oscar01]

Matagal na kasi ako hindi pumapatol sa mga ganito e. The last time I went on this kind of patol spree was when I was working in the SOM and, syempre, tempting ang mga nakatiwangwang na computers doon pagdating ng mga 5 to 6 PM. :)

Actually, it's not as bad as it looks. If I'm doing something on the computer, I get e-mails from my dormant account about a follow-up to one of my posts. Of course, the site doesn't distinguish between follow-ups to my worthless posts...

Si William Teng lang nga ang pumapalag. Tsk.

[Prof. Umbridge]

Originally posted by William_Teng
hi,

mr teng dont understand. only few words. mr teng bold it. :)
Mr. teng think you talking to me. because mr. teng post, you post. mr teng post 2, you post again.

please translate. mr teng want to understand. i dont like confusing here.
i thank you.

Patol na rin ako...

Research ka muna about Singapore bago ka manloko. English is ONE of its national languages. Hindi ganyan ka-kaloks mag-english (katulad mo) ang mga tao doon!

[WeAreThePExers]

Very corny thread. Next....

[Oscar01]

Flame bolrams nalang o.

[Im_not_a_basher]

kung naubusan ka ng "target audience" o nagsawa yung nagrereply sa 'yo. create an alternick that would represent other school kunwari, then lambast yourself...este your alternick. ;)

[kungpow]

Originally posted by mac_bolan00
does this qualify?



so far only tyanak_me and i tried to prod him but he's bent on sticking to it. :lol:


obviously, your reply shows the kind of breeding that you were brought up upon.

[Bandido]

mr teng .... isa kang taenista ... huli ka na ...

eto signature mo .... "i thank you" ..... ungas


this thread shouldn't be in the ACADEME FORUM.

I thank you.

Blue ---> Mr. Teng!

[mac_bolan00]

Originally posted by kungpow
obviously, your reply shows the kind of breeding that you were brought up upon.
what do you mean by "...up upon..."?

[Bandido]

taas taasan .... up up an ....corni hehehehehe

[Oscar01]

Mga kids, pakibasa ang thread topic. Pero kung hindi kayo marunong magbasa, patatawarin namin kayo. Pero linawin niyo lang. :D

[Thoma§]

the alternicks are to blame, they're so mad. :)

[atheneo_me]

why does such thread exist in the Academe forum?

duh?!

Blue *owl* ---> the King!

[Oscar01]

It doesn't exist. It is but a shadow.

[Ischaramoochie]

a simulacrum?

[lakitabadaga]

intelektwal ka talaga, tita mooch.

[Thoma§]

i want flame wars, it cooks the food just right. :)

[aba, aba, aba! akin ang buntot ng daga]

[AgnasKa]

Originally posted by atheneo_me
why does such thread exist in the Academe forum?


kasi "academe" is only 7 WORDS. kung 8 WORDS siya, 'di siya mag-eexist.

paki-confirm. thanks. :lol:

[lakitabadaga]

it is the belief of many that ust is wa class.

sorry.

[AgnasKa]

8 WORDS kasi eh, 'ika nga nung taga-ateneo.

confirmed na 'ata. :lol:

[atheneo_me]

Originally posted by AgnasKa
kasi "academe" is only 7 WORDS. kung 8 WORDS siya, 'di siya mag-eexist.

paki-confirm. thanks. :lol:

how did 'academe' become an eight-word word?

naku, your english teacher must really be ashamed...

san ka nga pala nagaaral?

Thank you.

Blue *owl* ---> the King!

[Oscar01]

Barok. 0.5 / 5.

0.5 for effort.

[AgnasKa]

Originally posted by atheneo_me
how did 'academe' become an eight-word word?

naku, your english teacher must really be ashamed...

san ka nga pala nagaaral?

Thank you.

Blue *owl* ---> the King!

naw, dats "impeccible"! :lol:

[atenean_blooded]

Oscar, ako pa lang ang 5/5 no? Hehehe. :)

victory presents such an... interesting target kasi. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

(Kidding lang, doc. Baka mamaya mag-post ka na naman ng picture e.)

[elodeon]

:D

[elodeon]

Originally posted by AgnasKa
naw, dats "impeccible"! :lol:

AgnasKa, it should be IMPECCABLE..

ive encountered that in my grade 4 reading class... let me double check on that first though

[atheneo_me]

latter

T******** Education

Blue *owl* ---> the King!

[Thoma§]

elodeon he/she really intended the spelling to be in that manner. 'sarcasm' :D

[AgnasKa]

Originally posted by elodeon
AgnasKa, it should be IMPECCABLE..

ive encountered that in my grade 4 reading class... let me double check on that first though

wow, buti ka pa grade 4 pa lang alam mo na 'yun! eh sabi kasi nung taga-ateneo "impeccible" daw eh. college 'yun ha. teka, ilang WORDS ba 'yang "impeccible" na 'yan?

paki-confirm nga. thanks. :)

[sagala_queen]

ey, AgnasKa. even though your just from that school along dirty españa.

i'll give you 10 points. nakakaasar ka para sa isang atenista, ha! isusumbong kita ng palihim!!!!!

[sagala_queen]

ok to answer the topic:

hmmm... ganito, i-bash mo ng i-bash ang ibang school using your original handle. and flaunt your school kung medyo may ibubuga ka.
then kung magsawa ka sa style na yun. create an alternick. kunwari taga-kabilang camp ka.
then bash your alternick and the school.

ganyan, startegy yan ng mga jesuita.
of course excuase those level headed atenean in the haus. ;)

[AgnasKa]

"10 points"? wow! 8 WORDS 'yan! puedeng-puede!

congrats!

'yung "congrats" 8 WORDS din pala. WOW.

paki-confirm. tenks.

:)

[lakitabadaga]

the more pressing question is, why do thomasians have soft knuckles?

hahaha!!!!

[AgnasKa]

hmmm, because ust has 3 WORDS?!?!?!

sirit!!!!!!

[Oscar01]

Originally posted by sagala_queen
ey, AgnasKa. even though your just from that school along dirty españa.

i'll give you 10 points. nakakaasar ka para sa isang atenista, ha! isusumbong kita ng palihim!!!!!
-5 / 5.

Nang-aagaw ng eksena.

[Observer101]

Originally posted by sagala_queen
ok to answer the topic:

hmmm... ganito, i-bash mo ng i-bash ang ibang school using your original handle. and flaunt your school kung medyo may ibubuga ka.
then kung magsawa ka sa style na yun. create an alternick. kunwari taga-kabilang camp ka.
then bash your alternick and the school.

ganyan, startegy yan ng mga jesuita.
of course excuase those level headed atenean in the haus. ;)

ustig! and William_Teng are good examples.

i have to agree with this girl. but its not only the ateneans who do this. mahirap magbintang dito sa Pex.
malay natin mga taga AMA or CEU pala yan and they're now sniggering in front of their PC's dahil pinapatulan ng mga pexers yung "show" nila. hehehe

but i hope the moderators should monitor this forum closely. ban the bashers and "flame bait alternicks" and delete their posts.
sa totoo lang ang pangit tingan ng forum. parang Local movies and TV na dito. :glee:

[Observer101]

Originally posted by sagala_queen
ok to answer the topic:

hmmm... ganito, i-bash mo ng i-bash ang ibang school using your original handle. and flaunt your school kung medyo may ibubuga ka.
then kung magsawa ka sa style na yun. create an alternick. kunwari taga-kabilang camp ka.
then bash your alternick and the school.

ganyan, startegy yan ng mga jesuita.
of course excuase those level headed atenean in the haus. ;)

ustig! and William_Teng are good examples.

i have to agree with this girl. but its not only the ateneans who do this. mahirap magbintang dito sa Pex.
malay natin mga taga AMA or CEU pala yan and they're now sniggering in front of their PC's dahil pinapatulan ng mga pexers yung "show" nila. hehehe

but i hope the moderators should monitor this forum closely. ban the bashers and "flame bait alternicks" and delete their posts.
sa totoo lang ang pangit tingan ng forum. parang Local movies and TV na dito. :glee:


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[hi_atheneo]

but we have no proofs that they're bogus...

i mean it's really subjective, like I believe ustig! is honestly a true thomasian while i dont buy Teng's make-believe world.

Blue *owl* ---> the King!

[IsaDalawaTatlo]

Originally posted by sagala_queen
ok to answer the topic:

hmmm... ganito, i-bash mo ng i-bash ang ibang school using your original handle. and flaunt your school kung medyo may ibubuga ka.
then kung magsawa ka sa style na yun. create an alternick. kunwari taga-kabilang camp ka.
then bash your alternick and the school.

ganyan, startegy yan ng mga jesuita.
of course excuase those level headed atenean in the haus. ;)

tulad ni pookielaki?

[IsaDalawaTatlo]

Originally posted by Observer101
ustig! and William_Teng are good examples.

i have to agree with this girl. but its not only the ateneans who do this. mahirap magbintang dito sa Pex.
malay natin mga taga AMA or CEU pala yan and they're now sniggering in front of their PC's dahil pinapatulan ng mga pexers yung "show" nila. hehehe

but i hope the moderators should monitor this forum closely. ban the bashers and "flame bait alternicks" and delete their posts.
sa totoo lang ang pangit tingan ng forum. parang Local movies and TV na dito. :glee:


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silly. both alternicks are from La Salle. at tuwang tuwa sila ngayon.

[punk]

Originally posted by IsaDalawaTatlo
silly. both alternicks are from La Salle. at tuwang tuwa sila ngayon.

di nga??? :confused3:

sure ka jan IsaDalawaTatlo?

Boss, di nga? La Salle ka ba?

I am your faithful follower, punk... :glee:

[Arneow]

let's stick to the topic, guys.
The question is...
How to start a flame war in style on this forum?

my answer.
it's impossible because i cant shoot a fire to the other forumer, my computer will be set on fire.



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