MrNaUghTy-CA
Jan 22, 2000, 03:55 AM
Hey Hey All!!! I'm new here... jus
thought you might get a kick outta dis
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Top Reasons Why There Isn't a
Filipino-American President...
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1. White House not big enough for
in-laws.
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2. Engineering, computer science,
nursing and accounting preferred over
politics.
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3. Not enough parking at the White House
to park the 2 Honda Civics,the Toyota
Celica, the 1985 Diesel Mercedes-Benz,
BMW (Big Mean Wife) and the Chrysler
caravan or the MPV (My Pinoy Van).
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4. Can't find decent chicken adobo in
D.C.
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5. Secret Service could never handle
nagging mother.
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6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by
eating with fingers at state dinners.
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7. No chance for promotion.
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8. Lactose intolerance is not considered
politically correct.
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9. Senior aides won't take off shoes
before coming in.
****
10. Too many windows on White House to
put metal bars on outside.
****
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep
on presidential limo when put in reverse
gear.
****
12. Too many dining rooms in the White
House; where will they put the picture
of The Last Supper?
****
13. Too much confusion over the
definition of D.C.... District of
Columbia or Daly City?
****
14. White House walls not big enough to
hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
****
15. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air
Force One dashboard.
****
16. Secret Service staff won't respond
to "psssssst psssssst."
****
17. Secret Service staff uncomfortable
driving presidential car with rosary
hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude
or Sto. Nino statuette on dashboard.
****
18. No more WWII jeeps available for
restoration as presidential jeepneys.
****
19. No money allocated in budget to
purchase laserdisk karaoke sing-along
machines for every room in the White
House.
****
20. State Dinners do not allow leftover
food as "To Go".
****
21. Air Force One do not allow any
balikbayan boxes on board.
hEhE (^.~)
thought you might get a kick outta dis
€€€
Top Reasons Why There Isn't a
Filipino-American President...
****
1. White House not big enough for
in-laws.
****
2. Engineering, computer science,
nursing and accounting preferred over
politics.
****
3. Not enough parking at the White House
to park the 2 Honda Civics,the Toyota
Celica, the 1985 Diesel Mercedes-Benz,
BMW (Big Mean Wife) and the Chrysler
caravan or the MPV (My Pinoy Van).
****
4. Can't find decent chicken adobo in
D.C.
****
5. Secret Service could never handle
nagging mother.
****
6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by
eating with fingers at state dinners.
****
7. No chance for promotion.
****
8. Lactose intolerance is not considered
politically correct.
****
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes
before coming in.
****
10. Too many windows on White House to
put metal bars on outside.
****
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep
on presidential limo when put in reverse
gear.
****
12. Too many dining rooms in the White
House; where will they put the picture
of The Last Supper?
****
13. Too much confusion over the
definition of D.C.... District of
Columbia or Daly City?
****
14. White House walls not big enough to
hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
****
15. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air
Force One dashboard.
****
16. Secret Service staff won't respond
to "psssssst psssssst."
****
17. Secret Service staff uncomfortable
driving presidential car with rosary
hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude
or Sto. Nino statuette on dashboard.
****
18. No more WWII jeeps available for
restoration as presidential jeepneys.
****
19. No money allocated in budget to
purchase laserdisk karaoke sing-along
machines for every room in the White
House.
****
20. State Dinners do not allow leftover
food as "To Go".
****
21. Air Force One do not allow any
balikbayan boxes on board.
hEhE (^.~)